A/N This story was written for the mere purpose of making someone laugh. I have an annoyingly dry, sarcastic sense of humor, and you just may not get this. That's ok, but if you leave a review (which you better) don't tell me I've repeated things or something is completely random. I know. That's the point. It is random, I repeat things on purpose, and it is supposed to be so ludicrous, you laugh. Which goes back to my first point. Meh heh….
Requisite Disclaimer: Look, this is FANFICTION so we can all conclude that I own
nothing except my creativity, so let's cut the yap and get on with story.