A Gnome Eating a Big Green Shoe!!!!
by:DynnDynn Dittany Beans
Disclaimer!:I have no money!Plz dont sue me!All i own is me, my muses (Jinker Pelly and Catalina Starbright), and a silly little gnome, none of which are in this ficcie!meaning i nothing of hp is mine and i am making no $ from this!
Summary!:This fic is completely nuts, an odd little love child of me and a 2:00 a.m. sugar rush! It really will have a plot.....ok so i'm lieing.....it wont, its just a one shot ficclet!!! ~~~~~~*~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~ ^_^ ~~~~~~*~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~
" What an intriguing pose!" Harry cried as my silly little gnome bit ron's big green shoe(A/N:hey!how did my silly little gnome get here?I THOUGHT you tyed him up*glares at jinker pelly*)"wowie zowie!" ron yelled,running to the dungeons. He ran into the slytherins, who were doing "the hamster dance" led by snape. ron was scared, so he ran off to frolic with a purple unicorn on a broomstick and a rabid bunny rabbit."Weird...." Harry said, skipping to the great hall. There, he found Neville, who was skinny dipping with the gringotts goblins, hagrid, the spice girls (girl power!),and cho chang in a pool full of butterscotch pudding. " Eureka!" Neville cryed "i've found the treasure!"he held up a large sombrero."Mine Mine MINE!!!" Dumbledore screeched, sounding a bit like a banshee. "aha!it be the magical blarney hat!" seamus finnagin said while doing an irish jig. hermione started chasing him with great big hearts in her eyes. "their always after me lucky charms!!!" Harry could here seamus scream as they ran off. Harry left the great hall to go practice quiditch. 'Is it just me or is everone acting a bit oddly today?' Harry thought to himself as he passed ron, who was picking daisies and eating them with the purple unicorn, the rabid bunny rabbit, and my silly little gnome(A/N:why arent you guys going to GET him!!!*glares at her lazy muses*)harry got to the quidditch pitch only to find it deserted, accept an elf muse and a fairy muse (A/N: Jinker Pelly is the elf and Catalina Starbright is the fairy in case you care!) chasing a silly little gnome. It was then that harry noticed ron's big green shoe in the sillylittle gnome's mouth." so it was, you who ate the shoe!" harry cryed.....
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Here's a little preview of things to come: JP(jinker pelly):come back you silly little gnome CS(catalina starbright):yesyes Mr.silly little gnome we have chocolate ice cream! SLG(silly little gnome) heeheehee:U CANT CATCH ME........
that's all!....maybe i'll write more if u all send me review......good one's, no flames!FLAMES WILL BE USED TO TORCH THE FORBIDDEN FOREST MUAHAHAHAHAH!jk just dont flame me!tell me what u like and dont......yes silly little gnome....no silly little gnome? Suggestions are VERY VERY welcome!so review!
Disclaimer!:I have no money!Plz dont sue me!All i own is me, my muses (Jinker Pelly and Catalina Starbright), and a silly little gnome, none of which are in this ficcie!meaning i nothing of hp is mine and i am making no $ from this!
Summary!:This fic is completely nuts, an odd little love child of me and a 2:00 a.m. sugar rush! It really will have a plot.....ok so i'm lieing.....it wont, its just a one shot ficclet!!! ~~~~~~*~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~ ^_^ ~~~~~~*~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~
" What an intriguing pose!" Harry cried as my silly little gnome bit ron's big green shoe(A/N:hey!how did my silly little gnome get here?I THOUGHT you tyed him up*glares at jinker pelly*)"wowie zowie!" ron yelled,running to the dungeons. He ran into the slytherins, who were doing "the hamster dance" led by snape. ron was scared, so he ran off to frolic with a purple unicorn on a broomstick and a rabid bunny rabbit."Weird...." Harry said, skipping to the great hall. There, he found Neville, who was skinny dipping with the gringotts goblins, hagrid, the spice girls (girl power!),and cho chang in a pool full of butterscotch pudding. " Eureka!" Neville cryed "i've found the treasure!"he held up a large sombrero."Mine Mine MINE!!!" Dumbledore screeched, sounding a bit like a banshee. "aha!it be the magical blarney hat!" seamus finnagin said while doing an irish jig. hermione started chasing him with great big hearts in her eyes. "their always after me lucky charms!!!" Harry could here seamus scream as they ran off. Harry left the great hall to go practice quiditch. 'Is it just me or is everone acting a bit oddly today?' Harry thought to himself as he passed ron, who was picking daisies and eating them with the purple unicorn, the rabid bunny rabbit, and my silly little gnome(A/N:why arent you guys going to GET him!!!*glares at her lazy muses*)harry got to the quidditch pitch only to find it deserted, accept an elf muse and a fairy muse (A/N: Jinker Pelly is the elf and Catalina Starbright is the fairy in case you care!) chasing a silly little gnome. It was then that harry noticed ron's big green shoe in the sillylittle gnome's mouth." so it was, you who ate the shoe!" harry cryed.....
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Here's a little preview of things to come: JP(jinker pelly):come back you silly little gnome CS(catalina starbright):yesyes Mr.silly little gnome we have chocolate ice cream! SLG(silly little gnome) heeheehee:U CANT CATCH ME........
that's all!....maybe i'll write more if u all send me review......good one's, no flames!FLAMES WILL BE USED TO TORCH THE FORBIDDEN FOREST MUAHAHAHAHAH!jk just dont flame me!tell me what u like and dont......yes silly little gnome....no silly little gnome? Suggestions are VERY VERY welcome!so review!