"VALKYRIE! SKULDUGGERY! I'M GOING TO MCDONALDS; I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR!" Tanith yelled as she walked out of Skulduggery's house.
"Oh! Bring me back something!" Valkyrie called back as she watched the all-day marathon of The Big Bang Theory comfortably on the couch munching on popcorn.
An Hour and a Minute Later…..
"I'M BACK!" Tanith slammed the door.
"You're late." Valkyrie growled.
Tanith blinked. "What are you talking about?"
"I mean, you said you'd be back in an hour."
"So?"
"So, you came back in an hour and one minute."
"Geez, anyway I got you something."
"Yah!" Valkyrie jumped up and ran over.
Tanith gave her a milkshake.
Valkyrie's smile dropped. "It's half eaten."
"Or half full."
"Tanith. You ate my shake." Valkyrie said very slowly.
Tanith shrugged. "I got hungry on the way back. And it's still okay to eat, you don't get backwash when you drink with a straw."
"Did you drink with a straw?"
"No."
Valkyrie sighed and went to drink it anyway.
"Valkyrie, I wouldn't drink after Tanith if I were you." Skulduggery remarked as he walked into the room.
"Relax, you don't get backwash when you drink with a straw."
"That's only true if you drink it entirely with a straw and not only part way. Besides, Valkyrie you don't know where Tanith's been."
"Yes I do, she went to McDonalds. And I'm going to drink it anyway." With that, Valkyrie lied back down on the couch and went back to watching TV.
The Next Day…..
"I told you not drink after Tanith," Skulduggery said standing in front of the doorway of Valkyrie's bedroom at his house.
Valkyrie glared. "Bhut up, not my vault I drank a half-eaten milkshake after her and got bick." She blew her nose into a tissue.
"HALF FULL!" Tanith yelled from downstairs.
"Bulduggery, will you pwease kick Tanith's butt vor be?" Valkyrie asked.
"Gladly."
They heard footsteps running, then the front door opening and slamming, then Tanith's motorbike speeding away.
Skulduggery sighed. "Great, now I have to go hunt her down."