Author's Note : I don't own Gundam Wing. Please don't sue me. I'm just a loyal fan .

Lost In Lowe's
Wufei and Trowa waltzed into the Lowe's store like they knew everything there is to know about Gundam repair. The truth is, they didn't.
"Okay," Wufei stated, "We need about 25 gallons of motor oil for my Gundam, 13 spark plugs for Heero, and you needs some lint rollers."
Wufei walked down the aisle to the auto parts, looking for "Gundam X brand motor oil , disregarding the loudspeaker's message:
Attention Lowe's shoppers the store is now closing. Please go to the nearest checkout and GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE!

Suddenly, the lights went out. Wufei looked to the ceiling, and thought aloud.
"Umm... what now?"
Trowa looked dazed. "I could use a nice cup of tea right about now."

"ARF! BARK! GROWL! BOW WOW! BAAAA!!!!" The sound of four guard dogs and a llama could be heard in the plumbing department.
"Gulp" Wufei looked around the corner, and saw the horrid beasts coming towards them. Drawing their swords, Wufei and Trowa looked at each other.
"Let's do it."

"OMAE O KOROSU!!"

To be continued.....
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