A/n: This is my second fanfic ever! Now…who is next? (Has an evil grin on her face and lightening is appearing behind her.) Oh yeah, I don't own Kingdom Hearts or anything else that is owned by other people in this story. And if it took too long to put up, oops.
Chapter 1
Demyx, hood up and listening to his CD player, was on his way to Twilight Town to buy spy gear. The reason: Zexion has a tape of a certain New Years party and it seems he had too much to drink. He must get it! As he was about to open a portal to Twilight Town, he just noticed something. Demyx saw a small one leveled house which was closest to the castle. Since when did we have neighbors? He shrugged and went through and was at Twilight Town.
He kept walking until he made a sharp turn and bumped into a girl. The collision was so strong they fell backwards on their backsides.
"Owww!" The girl said. Demyx got up and helped her up. "Sorry, are you okay?"
"Uh-huh, I'm good. How about you?"
"I'm-" Demyx took a look at her. Amethyst eyes and long dark brown hair. There were braids in the front and she wore a sky blue knee-high dress and white flip flops. The girl picked up her duffel bag. Wow, she's cute. "I'm okay, just fine."
"Why do you have your hood up?" The girl tried to look at his face but couldn't see.
"It's a habit. What's with the bag?"
"Um…I just got back from a trip at…Disneyworld. It was from a cereal box. Funny huh?"
"That's, very weird. Guess you're lucky. Did you, um, go to the Disney Cruise?" Gotta try to reel her in, just got to ask her name…
"Yeah, you like the water or something?" She tilted her head and smiled a bit.
"Yep." Demyx grinned. "So…what's your…?"
Just then a police chase with a black BMW (do they have BMWs?) and police cars zoomed by and the BMW hit a fire hydrant. The guy went out the car and received a take down from a cop. Demyx looked away and when he was about to look at the girl again, she was gone. "Where'd she go? Ah well." He just went to the spy gear shop and teleported back to the castle. The shopkeeper was speaking gibberish and fainted.
While Demyx Was Gone…
"Stop it." Larxene said to Axel, who was popping tons of bubble wrap (LUUV BUBBLE WRAP) to annoy her, while she was reading Marquis de Sade. He kept on doing it, and doing it and doing it and doing it and doing it and doing it. And…5 minutes later. And doing it and doing it and doing it and doing it and doing it and doing it and doing it and doing it and doing it until Larxene couldn't take it any longer. She slammed her book down and stood up.
"STOP POPPING YOUR DAMN GOD FORSAKEN BUBBLE WRAP AND LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!"
"Say please." Axel simply said, grinned and kept on popping the bubbles.
Larxene's right eye twitched. She never says "please" and "thank you" to anyone. And the thought of saying "please" to Axel made her skin crawl and want to cast her nonexistent heart into the pits of Hades.
"When hell freezes over and you're not a pyromaniac with perverted fantasies."
"Okay, have it your way." And he kept popping the bubbles. If you can imagine Saix going berserk over not finding his morning coffee when he's angry, that is what Larxene would look like.
"Sigh Fine. Ahem." Larxene took a deep breath. "P-p-p…ple-e-e-e-e…okay I got this…pleeeeaaaaaaaasssse?" Her voice was hilariously squeaky.
Larxene quickly covered her mouth and got water and drank it all in one shot. "I'll never do that again in my life."
"Well, now we're gettin' somewhere. Can't wait to show the rest of the boys." Axel took out a camcorder that kept on playing Larxene getting annoyed to say please.
"But as for not popping the bubbles…Screw you." And he did it again. Larxene's last thread of sanity snapped. She summoned her knives and made lightening appear on them. Then Axel was running for dear life and dodging the knives and Larxene was screaming bloody murder as she was chasing him.
"YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS YOU S.O.B! TIME TO DIE!"
Demyx came in with a disappointed look on his face. "Who am I kidding? Roxas is right. I can't get a girl to save my-"
"DEMYX YOU RETARD! GET OUT OF THE DAMN WAY!"
Demyx looked up and Axel passed him at light speed. Then Larxene tackled into Demyx so hard he fell out the window yodeling/screaming. Larxene stopped and looked out the window. "Stay out of my way idiot! Now," Larxene looked around inside, "where the hell are you hiding Axel?"
"Y'know, you're kinda hot when you're mad." Axel appeared behind her, turned her around and kissed her. Larxene was beyond shocked and disgusted. Axel threw the camcorder out the window, hitting Demyx on the head while he was getting up from the ground.
Demyx was covered in dirt, twigs, and leaves and walking in the entrance and rubbing the bump on his head. He passed Zexion who was staring at him. "Idiot."
"I didn't plan on getting thrown out the window Zexy!" Zexion gave him a death glare and Demyx backed away. "What have you been doing Demyx?"
"Getting spy gear."
Zexion's only visible eyebrow went up. "And for what exactly?"
"Um…for a mission. To, um…the Matrix!" There was awkward silence and Zexion sighed and tilted his head to the left.
"Probably one of your stupid outings or concerts. If you keep trying to get dirt on other celebrities, you'll get a restraining order or worse. Remember what happened when you tried to spy on Paris?"
Demyx had a doomed expression and his teeth started to chatter. He had to get 5 months of therapy in that incident. "I don't like Chihuahuas!"
"Yes. You developed a slight phobia of Chihuahuas. Anyway, I can tell you're lying."
Demyx gulped. "W-what do you mean?"
"There was more to your little trip. Did you commit any crimes again?"
"No way! I went out the castle, found out we have neighbors-"
"EXCUSE ME?"
Demyx turned around and found Saix in deep rage. "I HATE NEIGHBORS!"
"Is that why you're always mad at Axel and Zexion in the morning?" It's true. Saix, being VII, is between Zexion, VI, and Axel, VIII.
"No duh. Now in light of recent news, I'll be at the neighbors' house."
Lexaeus walked passed Saix to inject him with a relaxing medicine. Saix calmed down and walked away. "Thank you Lexaeus. If Saix were to leave, the neighbors would be dead or fatally injured and the house would be wrecked." Zexion said showing no sense of relief.
"And I wouldn't have a chance to give them some of my secret Jell-O."
They were silent. Of all the things Lexaeus says, his weird statements come out. "I'm going to Xemny."
"You shouldn't call Superior that. Remember what happened last time?" Zexion said. Demyx remembered; he was stuck as one of Xigbar's target practice objects for 2 weeks. Demyx was almost made into the Melodious Swiss Cheese.
"Lexaeus, can you come with me just in case I need a witness?" Demyx opened a portal and stared at Lexaeus with his blue puppy dog eyes.
He was silent, as usual, and went through a portal. Zexion stood there and smirked. "Well, if he wants to get that tape, he won't get it that easily."
"Superior, Demyx has news." Xaldin said coming towards Xemnas. "Bring him in."
Demyx came in with Lexaeus and a carefree grin. "What's up Xemnas? I know something you don't know." Demyx said in a sing-song voice.
"Demyx, did you ever get hit on your head one too many times?" Demyx shrugged. Xemnas sighed, "Alright what is it?"
"We've got neighbors!"
Everyone was silent. "Very well. We must set terms to those people so our missions can go smoothly. Xaldin, we'll need the Chair during the meeting." Xemnas breathed in heavily and everyone else covered their ears, Lexaeus covered his ears with big headphones he took from his pocket (where did he get those?). "ALL RIGHT YOU MAGGOTS! GET YOUR A-S-SES DOWN TO THE MEETING ROOM NOW!" His voice echoed out through the entire castle and boomed like a boot camp sergeant and a couple of windows broke.
Everyone appeared in the meeting room as Xaldin set the Chair, which looks like an electric chair, invention of Vexen, and weirdly, Larxene. They all took their seats. Marluxia was working on a Bonsai plant, Luxord was making a house of cards, and Demyx was drumming on the table to a song on his CD player. Xigbar was throwing empty beer bottles in the air and shooting them. Naminé was there sitting in a chair near Xemnas but away from everyone else.
"As you all know, something has come up. The thing is, I realized we have neighbors. Now…"
"I HATE NEIGHBORS!" Zexion gave an electric shock on Saix's chair and he calmed.
"As I was saying, we must negotiate to the neighbors. They can disturb our missions and doings. Now, here are the rules:" Xemnas took a scroll of paper and opened it to read the kind of long list. "Xigbar, no target practice on the neighbors. Vexen, no unsuspecting experiments on them. Saix, don't kill them. Axel, if there are any, no creeping out young girls. Demyx, don't be annoying. Larxene, don't torture them. And Roxas, do not, and I repeat, do not put pranks on them. I can't afford another lawsuit with all the bills I have to pay. Understand?"
Everyone except Lexaeus, Xaldin, Saix, Naminé, and Zexion was chatting. Xemnas's jaw clenched and he slammed his fist on the table, causing a rumbling and everyone shook. "WILL YOU IDIOTS LISTEN TO ME?"
"Then make your dumb speeches shorter and less boring gramps." Roxas said eating chips. Everyone laughed and Xemnas screamed. "IF YOU KEEP THIS UP YOU'LL BE EATING MY COOKING!"
Everyone definitely stayed quiet after that. Eating Xemnas's food is suicide. "Thank you. I'll send a message to them. You're dismissed. Naminé get a tape recorder." Naminé got up to get it while everyone noisily got up and Roxas went to the bathroom for his next prank.
The girl, Siruxa, was eating California rolls and moving chests full of gold and jewels with waves of her hand. "Port Royal, Atlantica, next stop is Agrabah. I bet those guards aren't much of a challenge. I'm gonna be rich. Hee-hee." She heard a knock on the door and put down her food and. Elyxa looked through the little window on the door and saw a Dancer Nobody.
"Good a challenge." Siruxa summoned an arm-length black boomerang with a silver Chinese style dragon design winding on it. She kicked down the door and attacked the Nobody. It disappeared and all that was left was a package. She read the address as she picked it up. "Next door? Since when do they send me anything?" Siruxa opened the package and found a tape in a tape recorder. She pressed play and listened.
Dear Neighbor(s),
It has come to our attention that you live next door to our humble abode. Me and the rest of the residents wish to see you and ask some questions of you. And of course you might have questions for us. Please go to that big castle thingy next door at noon sharp. Thank you for your cooperation. Roxas stop teepeeing the room! Ahem, sorry about that.
The Superior (and very handsome),
Xemnas I
P.S.-There will be someone at the entrance to escort you for your own safety from one of our residents. And please pay no attention to any abnormal behavior. Damn it Roxas! If you keep this up I'll feed you my mystery stew through a funnel!
Siruxa was silent and made a small puddle of shadow appear on the floor. She took the tape out and chucked that and the tape recorder in the shadow into an endless fall.
"Hmmm, alrighty, I'll come. Here Jinx." A black cat came over and sat on the couch. Siruxa took the fish from part of some of the sushi and fed it to her. Then she moved her hands as if making a sphere and a small bubble of shadow appeared. "Guess what? I'll finally meet people just like me. Isn't that great?" The cat meowed and stretched. "Maybe I'll find some stuff there good to steal…" She grinned and laughed.