A/N: Hey everybody! I'm back with a new story for y'all to read and enjoy. (I'm from Georgia, I'm allowed to say y'all. Lol) Anyways, Dan Schneider has confirmed that after iLost My Mind, three more episodes from next season are called iDate Sam and Freddie, iCan't Take It, and iLove You. So I started thinking; the first and third are self-explanatory, but iCan't Take It can mean a few things, so this is what I think happens. And it's my first multi-chapter fic, so I hope you plan to return and read the next few chapters. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly, but that would make me ever so happy.

Freddie's POV

"Aw! This is so exciting!" Carly was babbling next to me. "It's the first day of school and the long-awaited relationship between you and Sam will definitely be the first big piece of news this year!"

I shook my head. "Carly, it's not that big of a deal. We're just dating." After Sam kissed me at the lock-in, the summer took a strange turn. Suddenly a big part of the break transformed into us figuring out our relationship. She thought she was crazy and checked into a mental hospital, so Carly and I had to go and talk to her. After that, I asked Sam out so we could see how we felt dating. It was…strange at first, especially because we dragged Carly on the date with us so she could keep us from fighting.

But by the end of the night, I could see that Sam and I really are perfect together. I always thought Carly was crazy when she said that we would be a great couple, but it's true. We appear on the outside to have nothing in common, but maybe it's true that opposites attract.

We went on a few more dates (just the two of us, much to Carly's relief), and I finally asked my blonde-headed demon to be my girlfriend, and we've been happily dating since then.

But we haven't told anyone. Well, anyone besides Carly, Spencer, and Gibby. Not even my mom knows. And we definitely haven't announced it on iCarly. We'd start another fanwar all over again if they believed I had finally "chosen" between the two girls.

"Not a big deal? Half the kids at our school have been waiting for you two to get together and the other half is going to flip their lids with shock! Of course it's a big deal!" Carly exclaimed. She was way more excited about this than Sam and I were. Well, when we get to school, Sam and I will have to tell Carly the agreement we came to.

As we walked into school, everyone was buzzing around, catching up with the friends they hadn't seen over the summer. Carly walked over to Wendy to say hi quickly, and I continued over to her and Sam's lockers to wait. After a brief moment, my beautiful girlfriend walked in. She saw me and smiled immediately, hurrying over to where I was standing.

"Hey you," she said with a wink as she came to a stop in front of me. She was wearing a red striped shirt that hugged her body and showed every curve. It's amazing how one summer had completely changed the way I looked at her. I had always found Sam attractive, but when we got to know each other better and began dating, she drove me crazy. I was completely blown away by how beautiful she really was. She had slept over in my room one night when my mom was out of town visiting my aunt, and even in a t-shirt and a pair of my boxers, she was gorgeous. (We didn't do anything especially dirty when she slept over, don't worry.)

I grinned at her. "Hey yourself." I pulled her forward for an innocent hug so we wouldn't draw too much attention. I whispered in her ear, "I really wish I could kiss you right now."

She pulled back and whispered in reply, "Later, baby." She winked again as Carly came over to us.

"There are my two favorite lovebirds," she said as she approached.

Sam immediately put on a serious face and shushed Carly. "Shhh! Someone might here you!"

Looking confused, Carly asked, "And why would that be a bad thing?"

Sam looked at me, looking slightly annoyed. "I thought you told her."

"I was going to, but I figured we should tell her together and this was the first place we were all going to be back together since we agreed on it," I told her sheepishly. I gave a goofy grin, hoping it would make her smile. She fought back a giggle and shook her head. She stood next to me so we could look at Carly together.

"Carls, we've decided we don't want to tell people about us," she explained to our best friend calmly.

Carly's mouth dropped and she made a small whining sound. "What? You have to tell people! You're Sam and Freddie! Everyone's going to be surprised!"

"That's why we don't want to tell people," I chimed in. "We're very happy together, and we don't want everyone staring or whispering when we walk by and we definitely don't want to start another fanwar on iCarly." Sam nodded in agreement.

Carly's mouth was still agape. "But… but… but..."

"No buts," Sam said. "This is what we want and we think it's the best idea in order for us to remain happy and for iCarly to stay the same."

Closing her mouth at last, Carly made a pouting face, but she finally said, "Fine."

"Good," Sam said with a smile. She looked at her watch. "I've decided I'm actually going to show up to classes this year, so I need to go to homeroom." She turned to me. "Seeing as our homerooms are right next to each other, would you like to walk me there in a platonic-looking manner?" she joked.

I grinned and replied, "Of course." We said bye to Carly and walked off. Our arms would bump occasionally and the exciting tingly feeling was something just we could enjoy, and we liked that.

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Carly's POV

It was clear to me that Sam and Freddie were walking closer to each other than they did in the last school year, but to everyone else, they just looked like the best friends they are.

I scowled. I really am happy for them, but I thought they'd be excited to brag about their new relationship. Instead they're going to hide it from the world, even though everyone at our school and everyone who watches iCarly would want to know news this big. I suddenly had a plan. If they weren't going to tell the world… it looked like I would have to do it for them. Then they can't deny it. They'll be mad, but they'll forgive me eventually.

A/N: So that's the first chapter! Hope you liked it!

And you know you want to review, right? The Review button won't bite, I promise. It only did that once and it was only because it felt threatened. So please press it now. :D Chapter 2 will be up soon!