A/N So, if anyone has ever seen the Sad Cat Diaries on Youtube (if not please do search for it so you know what I am trying to do.), well I've decided to write the Black Moon Diaries. ^^ Just a little project that popped into my head and I hope it makes you laugh. Enjoy!
The Diary of Prince Diamond - July 18th:
I caught one of Sapphire's droids sneaking into the refrigerator at 3AM. Seriously…doesn't he feed them?
Emerald's Diary - July 18th
Every time I see the prince my heart flutters. How I wish he were all mine. But he's always got a glass of wine in his hand. I fear he might be becoming an alcoholic.
Sapphire's Diary – July 19th
Why did Nii-san have to put my room next to Emerald's? All I hear all day is her laughter. I think my ears are going to bleed.
Rubeus' Diary - July 18th
It has just come to my attention that I have four girls under my command and I have never seen a single one naked. This is a travesty that must be rectified immediately.
Koan's Diary – July 18th
This is the saddest day of my life. General Rubeus caught me waxing my bikini line. I don't think he's going to like me anymore. I think I might die.
Wiseman's Diary – July 19th
Muahahahaha
Petz's Diary July 19th
Berthier's been talking in her sleep again. I'm really beginning to wonder about her. I don't know what a French Fork is, but it sounds dirty. I really should check her browser history.
Emerald's Diary – July 19th
I have stolen all of Prince Diamond's wine. It somehow makes him think of that ***** Serenity. I teleported it to something called a "keg party" on Earth. I think they will know what to do with it.
Diamond's Diary July 20th
Why is the wine gone? I know we still haven't found the Rabbit. But why is the wine gone?
Rubeus' Diary – July 20th
Sometimes I fantasize about stuffing my socks in Emerald's mouth. That laugh! Just sometimes. It makes me feel better to imagine it.
Wiseman's Diary – July 20th
Muahahahahahahahahahahaha