Yay! The finals are here! Who will win the title of Cellular Idol?
Host: Welcome back, everyone, to Cellular Idol! In tonight's final, Thrax, Leah, and Drix will compete to see who wins the title of Cellular Idol!
*audience cheers*
Host: Now, let's meet our judges! Thraxbaby…
Thraxbaby: Hi!
Host: …Harry Potter…
Harry: Hello!
Host: …and Simon!
Simon: Let's get this over with!
Host: Okay! First up is Leah!
Ozzy: Go Leah!
Leah (Touch My Body by Mariah Carey):
MC, in the place to be
I know that you been waitin' for it, I'm waitin' too
In my imagination I be all up on you
I know you got that fever for me hundred and two
And boy I know I feel the same my temperature's through the roof
If it's a camera up in here
Then it's gonna leave with me when I do, I do
If it's a camera up in here
Then I best not catch this flick on YouTube, YouTube
'Cause if you run your mouth and brag about this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
'Cause they be all up in my business like a Wendy interview
But this is private, between you and I
Touch my body, put me on the floor
Wrestle me around, play with me some more
Touch my body, throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel like you never did
Touch my body, let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist, just a little taste
Touch my body, know you like my curves
C'mon and give me what I deserve and touch my body
Boy you can put me on you like a brand new white tee
I'll hug your body tighter than a pair of your jeans
I want you to caress me like a tropical breeze
And float away with you in a Caribbean sea
If it's a camera up in here
Then it's gonna leave with me when I do, I do
If it's a camera up in here
Then I best not catch this flick on YouTube, YouTube
'Cause if you run your mouth and brag about this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
'Cause they be all up in my business like a Wendy interview
But this is private, between you and I
Touch my body, put me on the floor
Wrestle me around, play with me some more
Touch my body, throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel like you never did
Touch my body, let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist, just a little taste
Touch my body, know you like my curves
C'mon and give me what I deserve and touch my body
I'ma treat you like a teddy bear, you won't wanna go nowhere
In the lap of luxury, laying intertwined with me
You won't want for nothing boy
I will give you plenty of joy
Touch my body, put me on the floor
Wrestle me around, play with me some more
Touch my body, throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel like you never did
Touch my body, let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist, just a little taste
Touch my body, know you like my curves
C'mon and give me what I deserve and touch my body
Touch my body
Touch my body
Touch my body
Touch my body
Touch my body
Host: O.o Ummm… So, judges, what did you think?
Harry: That was beautiful! I vote yes!
Simon: Do you think that was really appropriate? Thraxbaby's going to have to up the rating.
Thraxbaby: Yeah! This is a family fanfiction!
Simon: Sorry, Leah. I'm going to have to say no.
Thraxbaby: Me, too.
Ozzy: Aw, what do you know!?!
Backstage:
Thrax: I thought they kicked you out?
Ozzy: I'm here for Leah.
*Leah walks backstage*
Leah: Hey, Ozzy.
Host: After the commercials, Drix will be up!
A.N.: Poor Leah. Didn't she know I was gonna kick her out anyways? *^vv^*