Author's Comments: This will make more sense if you read my other story "Eragon, Murtagh, and their Goofy Adventures". AHAHAHA!!! I am sooo obsessed. I wondered one day what it would be like if the evilest of evil had meetings…..diabolical is it not? Hehehehe……..so READ AND REVIEW!!!! Enjoy my newest pointless, random, silly, and pretty stupid story on the evilest of evil bad guys….Galbatorix(Inheritance Series), Darth Vader(Star Wars), and Saruman(Lord of the Rings)!!! DUN DUN DUN(evil huh?)….lol

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At the international headquarters of S.T.U.P.I.D (Sly Tyranny United People in Defense)

Galbatorix passes out a couple vanilla folders around the table

Galby: Welcome to this year's intergalactic/international STUPID meeting! Well gentlemen, my evil rule has been extra evil since we have recently had another rider in the kingdom. I personally think he is a total dipstick though….he even sucks on his thumb when he sleeps….

Saruman: I know what you mean Galby. I was badly offended when my friend Gandalf wouldn't join the dark side with me……and I even tempted him with cookies!

Galby: Amazing! How can ANYONE resist cookies?!?

Saruman: Yeah, they were chocolate too…..

Galby: No way!

Saruman: Way!

Galby: No way!

Saruman: Way!!!

Darth Vader starts coughing through his mask and pulls out an inhaler to stop it.

Darth Vader: Oh shut up you two! Saruman! The "dark side" is MY logo!?! OKAY?

Saruman: See?! THAT'S why you don't have any friends Vader! Because you always have to be so selfish!

Galby: I couldn't agree more!

Darth Vader: Hey! I have LOTS of friends….. Besides I'm not nearly as selfish as YOU Galby!! You're just a spoiled palace brat!

Galby starts crying and holds his teddy bear close.

Galby: AM NOT!!! AM NOT!!!

Galby jumps up and down throwing a tantrum like a spoiled baby.

Galby: WAAAHH!!! I want my Mommy!!!

Darth Vader: ARGHH!! Would you please shut up?! We really need to get this S.T.U.P.I.D meeting going…

Galby sits down showing no trace of his childish tantrum.

Galby: Of course gentlemen. I do believe it was my turn. As I was saying the new rider "Eragon" was pestering me dearly sooo I invited him to my New Year's Party!!

Saruman: You invited your enemy to your party?!?

Galby: Yep! It was going great too…..until he brought that stupid elf with him!

Saruman: I can't STAND elves!!! They are like so snobby!

Galby: Tell me about it….then I almost gave away my deep dark secret by accident to them….

Darth Vader: Really?!

Saruman: No way!?

Galby: Way! They….they…..almost saw….me…..with my…my..teddy weddy!!!

Saruman: Get out!

Galby: Yeah…it was like a nightmare….so after that I decided to get dirt on Eragon as revenge…

Darth Vader: Let me get this STRAIGHT….you are going to put DIRT on him?!?

Galby: It's just a phrase Vader…..

Saruman leans over and explains it to Vader.

Darth Vader: Ooooooh. Never mind!

Galby: Yeah…so I have this tape that shows a terrible secret about Eragon…

Saruman: Really?!? Wowie…show it to us! Show us the horrible secret….I bet he doesn't wash his hands before dinner, or maybe he went to the principle's office in school, or I bet he works a part-time job at a lousy fast food resteraunt….AHAHA!! SHOW US THE TAPE!!!!

Galby pushes the video into a VCR and smiles evilly. They all look at the screen in terror and gasp in fright.

Saruman: NO! It can't be….it can't…..that is hideous!!!! AHH!! MY EYES!!! THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR!!!

Darth Vader: I can't believe it…..it's too horrible to bear!!!! AHHH!!!

Both run around in circles because what they had seen was the most disgraceful thing anyone could ever do….they saw Eragon…..HUGGING A KITTEN!!

Galby: I TOLD you! That was the mean old lion at my party!! And Eragon actually touched it!!! That is sooo gross!!!

They start to settle down but still feel the weakening effect.

Saruman; How can he stand to touch something so CUTE and FLUFFY?!?

Darth Vader: Isn't Galby's teddy bear cute and fluffy?

Galby: Now, now Vader. That's COMPLETELY different!

Saruman: Yeah, he's right on that one…..

Vader: Is it my turn yet….I have the evilest story to tell….

Galby: Oh I suppose so Vader…but make it quick…..

Vader: Well it all started when I woke up this morning…..

EIGHT HOURS LATER……..

Vader:…..and then I went back to see the flower that Obi-Wan said looked evil but I said it was CLEARLY just his imagination…..so what do you guys think?

Vader looks at both of them angrily to see them snoring….He quickly gets a marker out and draws on their faces waiting for his evilly evil plan to go into effect…

Darth Vader: MWAHUAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Authors Comments: Will Vader find out the true intentions of that flower? Will Galby use his dirt against Eragon? Will they both wake to find stupid looking mustaches on their faces? Join us in our next chapter of S.T.U.P.I.D Meetings!!! LOL