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Eriol and the Purple Spool of Thread

Konnichiwa!! I'm Back! This one was made by my friend and me.. I don't know what to say other than this fic being totally stupid and short. Okay now you can read.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything so if you try to sue, I'll laugh right in front of your stupid, pitiful, faces.

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Eriol and the Purple Spool of Thread
Part 1

As Eriol entered the craft shop he had no idea how much his life would be changed when he walked out, And if someone were to tell him what would happen, he would never have gone in the shop to begin with.

You have to admit though, it wasn't really his fault he fell in love with the charming and beautiful thread. As selfish as she knew it sounded the thread knew that she was beautiful, And Eriol was one lucky man to have found her, or so he thought……

Eriol just sat there, staring at the thread for hours, never wanting to look away. This annoyed the thread quite a bit, but she kept quiet, because she knew that if she was kind, Eriol would buy her and get her out of the wretched store.

Finally the store clerk came up to him and said " Hey buddy, are you going to buy that thread or not? Because it's time for me to close the store." Eriol just eyed the clerk with an astonished look plastered on his face, and exclaimed, "How could I not buy this beautiful and charming spool of thread? This is the most beautiful thing I have ever laid eyes on. I must buy her for the sake of my virginity and for the sake of all mankind, or else God would surely punish me and let me die a horrible and painful death!" (All through this speech the thread was blushing different colors that I'm sure no one has ever seen before) As a matter of fact the spool of thread had never been talked about this way before, and it was truly heartwhelming. At first he was just an obsessed boy who just wanted her beauty, and whom she could never love, But now, when she looked into his eyes she noticed the dark blue hue of eyes never wanting anything but her. She never believed that she could fall in love in just a few hours, but it happened and she was happier than ever. The store clerk just looked at Eriol with big, round eyes and told Eriol he could just have the thread, because it meant so much to him.

While Eriol was walking home, he held the thread lovingly in his hands and exclaimed with all his heart, "You know I love you more than life itself, But one thing still haunts my thoughts: Do you love me the same way?" The thread just looked up at him lovingly and with a voice that, to Eriol, sounded like a choir of angels replied: "I have never loved anyone more than you in my entire life, and I wish to be with you forever."

Eriol just smiled at the words she said and continued walking towards his home, which he would soon be sharing with the beautiful angel in his hands. But, little did he know, that the next day he would be sent to pick up something from Office Max…….

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Okay, that would now be the strangest thing I've ever wrote. Man………I never knew I could write something like that, Well, first time for everything I suppose, ne? Please review and tell me if I should keep writing this….I'm not sure I should……..I probably will though……..Bye!