Authors Note: Special thanks to LionshadeSC for letting me post this, its based off of her story 'What Makes An Agent' which was totally awesome, and if you haven't read it then you deserve a smack to the face :3 This came to me one day and I just had to, I couldn't resist xD
Kid aka Perry ran as fast as he could down the street, he had to get away, he was in pet mode but he was still in danger.
The human turned platypus ran and ran until he bumped into a all too familiar person, Karl, he jumped into his arms panting.
"Hey Agent P, whats wrong?"
Just then the boys ran down the street and stopped when they saw Karl holding Perry.
"Hey Karl, thanks for catching him" Phineas smiled as he took his pet.
"Why was he running anyway?" Karl asked as he pet the agents head.
"Well…" Phineas started.
*Earlier that morning*
Everyone was sitting at the table eating breakfast, all except Linda who was standing and staring at Perry, her hand stroking her chin in thought.
"Whats wrong mom?" Phineas asked.
"Well I saw a female platypus while I was out yesterday and I was thinking that maybe we should get Perry neutered..."
The platypuses eyes widened as he choked on his food.
*Present Time*
"…And then he just ran away, we've been chasing him for 10 minutes!"
Karl couldn't stop laughing, Perry glared at him.
*Later on at the Agency*
Kid was locked in a closet with all the OWCA agents, MM and Karl standing on the outside of it.
"Kid please come out of the closet" Karl pleaded to the platypus.
"No way dude! That wasn't in the job description!" Came the reply from inside the closet.
"It wont be so bad" Chester said.
"Their gonna cut off my thing!"
"They aren't gonna cut it off" Chester rolled his eyes.
"Its gonna hurt!"
"They'll put you to sleep and you have to make sacrifices sometimes, and they aren't gonna cut it off, their just gonna snip it…a little"
"I'm sorry but there is NO way I'm coming out of this closet! I have rights!"
"Yes, yes you do, but a lot of agents have gotten neutered…right Karl?"
"Well actually-"
Chester elbowed him.
"I mean yeah, of course" Karl quick corrected himself.
"So c'mon out the closet you baby"
"…Fine" The platypus came out.
"That's the spirit, and they aren't gonna cut it, their gonna cut into it and-"
"That's it, I'm going back in the closet"
"You'll be fine" Chester laughed.
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*Day of the operation*
Phineas and Ferb were looking for their platypus.
"Hey, wheres Perry?"
"Guess that's my cue" Perry said, he and Chester were down in his lair watching from the screen.
"Good Luck" Chester snickered.
"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah" Perry muttered as he made his way into the elevator.
"Make sure the scissors don't slip!" Chester mused.
"Later Flea-bag!" Kid called.
"See ya later Flat-mouth!"
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"Oh there you are Perry" Phineas put down the pet carrier.
'Yes, here I am, ready to be castrated' Perry chattered, rolled his eyes and got in the pet carrier.
Phineas closed the door behind him.
*At the Vet*
"Perry" The receptionist called.
Phineas carried Perry into the vets office and layed him on the table, the female vet came in soon after with a needle.
"You'll be fine boy, I promise" Phineas pat his head.
'I sure hope so' Were the platypuses last thoughts before being pricked with the needle and drifting into unconsciousness.
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*2 Days later at the Agency*
Everyone tried hard not to laugh, Perry's front was shaved from his stomach down and where there was no fur was fleshy pink skin and stitches scars and on the platypuses head was a white cone, his arms were folded.
"Go ahead, laugh it up"
"We're sorry Agent P…its just- you look so funny!" Karl said in between giggles before he burst out laughing.
"Its true, you do look funny," Chester admitted "But you made a sacrifice, and that Kid, is what makes an agent"
Perry smiled.
"Yes, yes it does"