Okay, okay, I'll try not to make anymore one-shots after this; after this, I'll go straight to my other fan fics that are in progress. Okay? Okay.
Sipping With the Enemy
When news about Vanessa and Johnny breaking up spread, Ferb was probably more happier than Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
It was then that Ferb vowed to himself that the next time he saw her, he'd tell her how he felt. I love you. Short, sweet, and to the point.
But it was when he and Phineas were building [insert crazy gizmo here] that he saw Vanessa...with another boy.
Ferb's eyes shrunk. As he dropped his wrench, it was as if time had stopped. Phineas went over to see if his brother was okay, and of course, made the mistake of pointing out Vanessa and who ever the boy was were together, and obliviously noted that they were probably dating. Then, Ferb did something that shook all of Danville to its knees.
"Ferb? Ferb are you okay?"
"...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!"
...
"Perry the Platypus, did you hear that?"
The platypus blinked. Was that Ferb?
...
"What on earth was that, Sir?"
"I dunno, Gretchen. I think Vanessa got a boyfriend."
"So I still have a chance? SCORE!"
...
"Where in the world did that come from?"
"Meap!"
"Oh for heavens sake, put on the stupid mustache-translator already. You have extras, don't you?"
...
"...Vanessa, did you hear that?"
"I WILL KILL YOU!"
AN:
I couldn't help it. After seeing what "Sipping With the Enemy" was about on Wikipedia, I bursted into laughter thinking about Ferb's reaction. Okay, okay, back to the fan fics. XD
And note, I am NOT bashing the VanessaXMonty couple, I just thought this would be funny. :3 Plus, if you can't tell, there was some FerbXGretchen there. I like that couple more than FerbXVanessa anyway.