( I am writing this story cause my sister tolded me to! ^.~ so hope it's funny)



Author: HIYA EVERYONE!!

Wufie: I cannot believe I am being forced to do this, I can't believe what you are making me be!

Author: Deal with it wu-man!!Anyway I am writing cause my sister gave me this idea! and and....

Heero: Why must I be a turtle?!and why must duo be one too?!

Duo: I like it! I get to be an animal! although wolf would have been cooler, at least I am not a snail!!

Wufie: SHUT UP MAXWELL!!

Duo: *swings braid side to side* but I like this story!

Quatre: YEY!!I AM A BUTTERFLY!! * "flys" around waving his arms*

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Trowa: Cool..I am a cat.

Wufie: WHY COULDN'T I BE A CAT?! I WANT TO BE A CAT!!

Author: DEAL WITH IT WU-ROLL! *coughs* any way every one has there parts so on with the play!!



The turtles, cat, butterfly, and the snail.....



Turtle01: Heero yuy

Turtle02: Duo Maxwell

Cat: Trowa Barton

Snail: Chang Wufie

Butterfly: Quatre Rebaba Winner



Narrator: One day there was a turtle, and another turtle, and a cat, and a butterfly, and a snail..... hanging out by a tree. They had planned to be at this spot earlier if it hadn't been for the snail, who was very slow, and took two days to get there ( Wufie: WHAT?!)

Cat: Well it's about time snail..

Narrator : Said the cat who had been waiting in the tree.

Snail: Oh bite me Cat

Cat: I rather not thanks... I don't want your snail germs..

Narrator: The two glared at each other for some time and most likely would have attacked one another if it hadn't been for Butterfly!

Butterfly: Hey hey guys!!

Narrator: Butterfly said cheerfully.

Butterfly: Why are you glaarrring at each other?

Narrator: Cat mearly shrugged, not wanting to talk much at the moment. However, Snail was not that happy and would gladly talk...

Snail: What's that moth doing here?

Butterfly: I'm not a moth........

Cat: Moth where?!

Narrator: Cat jumped up and searched for the "moth".

Butterfly: * nearly in tears* I'M A BUTTERFLY! It even says so at the begining of the story!!

Snail: You look like a moth to me

Butterfly: I'M A BUTTERFLY!!

Narrator: Butterfly was so upset that he took off crying. That's when Turtle02 walked up from the pond.

Turtle02: What's up with the moth?

Narrator: Butterfly heard this and shrieked " BUTTERFLY!"

Turtle01: Baka, Turtle02 he's a butterfly.

Turtle02: I knew that..

Narrator: Butterfly had gotten over his little fit and flew back over to the group.

Butterfly: Hey Turtle02! I'll give you a dollar if you dont call me moth..

Narrator: Turtle02 was not happy with the amount..

Turtle02: No..

Butterfly: How about a penny?

Narrator: Being the silly turtle Turtle02 is, he had taken the penny to be more of value

Turtle02: OK!!

Narrator: Turtle02 gladly took the penny Butterfly had to give him and noone ever called him a moth again.



Intermission

Wufie: Onna! How would you know if we wouldn't call him a moth?!

Quatre:* almost in tears*

Author: Cause I am the writer and I say so! Besides you are hurting my brother's feelings calling him that! * pats Quatre*

Quatre: I'm a butterfly........you even said ..so I'm a butterfly! Author: Yeah I know quatre. They won't call you moth anymore..*glares at them all * Right?

All: ...right...

Heero: I have said one line......one! When will I say anything else?!

Author: Well when I feel like writing more that's when..

Duo: IM A TURTLE!!!!

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Author: Well anyways...I think I am going to stop writing now and write more later! So i guess I have to say...

Duo: NO!! I AM A TURTLE YOU CAN'T SAY....

Author: To ..be...

Duo: NOOOOOO!! I AM A TURTLE!!

Quatre: AND I AM A BUTTERFLY!!!!!!!

Author: to be continued.......

Duo and Quatre: *in tears* NOOOOOO!! WE ARE ANIMALS !!!



Curtains close and all lights go out.

Hey guys! ^-^ Like my little story? Hope you did! My other story didn't go to well so I tried to do something funny! I am going to write more soon, after I get some good reviews. OH YEAH! And please review or Quatre and Duo will have a fit and bug me about writing more so they can be animals!! . So happy reading and I hope I get to continue this story. ( sorry it was so short by the way .)