Disclaimer: I don't own Corpse Bride or any other famous thing in this fic… how sad…
Harry's Girl 01031992 was bored out of her skull. Her family had gone away for the weekend and she elected to stay behind because she knew it was going to be boring. She listened to every CD that she had; swore in French at random things around the house including a paper shredder, the blender, a lawn gnome and her sister's MP3 player; sang the song "Ma Pétroleuse" from the French movie Atomik Circus: Le Retour de James Bataille; and danced around the house like an idiot.
When all of this was done, she decided she wanted to have a random adventure with Victor Van Dort, Victoria Everglot, Emily, Nausicaa of the Spirits, Random Little Writer, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, Wallace, Gromit, Lady Tottington, Victor Quartermaine, and Jack Skellington. She notified everybody about her desire to have a random adventure via magical portal. She went to the vacant community center where they met up and discussed what they wanted to do during this excursion.
"Let's just be random," Random Little Writer said. "You did want a random adventure after all."
"We should just be able to do what we want on a whim," Nausicaa said. "Any suggestions?"
A reluctant Wallace raised his hand.
"Yes, Wallace?" Harry's Girl asked.
"I've always wanted to go to New York City." Wallace declared.
"Then New York City it is!" Victor V. exclaimed.
Sorry this chapter is so short... but it is the beginning chapter... Review and tell me what you think and I shall send out gel pens, sparkling grape juice, and portraits of Victor Van Dort. Oh yeah, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
-Harry's Girl 01031992