20 Things House's Team Isn't Allowed to Do
This is just a small funny drabble that I just thought of...hope you like.
1. We will not tell House that Vicodin is the newest candy and it's very popular.
2. We are not allowed to try and set Cuddy and House up on a date to make Cameron jealous.
3. Cameron will not threaten to castrate Foreman or Chase for making snide comments about her.
4. We will not point out to House that the only reason Tritter is mad at him is because he stuck a rectal themometer up his ass.
5. Chase will not try to set Cameron and Foreman up on a date.
6. Foreman will not attempt to kill Chase with a bedpan.
7. Cameron is forbidden to make comments about her team being all boys because she is the only girl.
8. We will not bring up House's speech he presented to Vouglar.
9. Foreman will not lock Cameron and Chase up together in House's office, then procede to tell House.
10. The team as a whole will not do that to House and Cuddy either.
11. We will not take House's metaphors and chastize them.
12. We will not take House's stash of Vicodin.
13. Or take his Gameboy
14. And then give them to Wilson and make him seem as the guilty one.
15. We will not use the "Majority Rules" motion on House when we make him Confess his love for Cuddy.
16. We will not toilet paper House's motorbike.
17. Or cut his cane in two.
18. We will not refer to Wilson as "Oh Captain, my Captain" to make him think back to his Dead Poet Society days.
19. We will not make fun of House's or Chase's actual accents.
20. We are not allowed to buy a dozen roses and give them to Wilson and say they are from House.
Happy New Year! It is finally 2007! I can't believe it! I know this is a bit different from the whole Harry Potter scene, which I will have those updated as soon as possible.