Title: Cure For The Common Idiot
Characters: Isshin x Ryuuken
Word Count: 466
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ryuuken has to give Isshin his flu shot.
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"How the hell can you be afraid of getting shots when you're a doctor Kurosaki," Ryuuken scolds the bigger man, who was cowering on the doctor's table in the examination room.
Isshin pouts and then whines, "But it's different when you're on the other side of the needle. The pointy side hurts, Ryuuki-poo."
Ryuuken holds back his urge to jab the needle into the other man's arm, for while it would surely make him feel better it was completely against his doctor's creed. The idiot man before him may have taken away most of his dignity, but he sure as hell wasn't going to let him take away his pride of being a professional doctor. So instead he takes a deep breath and after he lets it out tries to use his most calming voice to tell Isshin, "You have absolutely nothing to worry about Kurosaki. If you just stay still and allow me to give you your flu shot, I promise it won't hurt a bit."
Isshin shakes his head violently and pulls his knees to his chin, "Nah-uh. I don't wanna."
"I'll give you a lollipop," Ryuuken entices as he pushes his glasses up with his free hand.
"And a balloon?" Isshin asks hopefully.
The smaller man ignores the twitch in his eye as he answers, trying to sound as pleasant as he can, "Sure, I'll get you a balloon. But only if you're good and do as I say, ok?"
"Ok!" the dark haired man shouts loudly. He puts his legs down and obediently puts his arm out for the other man to give him his shot.
As Ryuuken sanitizes the spot for the needle Isshin begins one of his nonsensical ramblings. The bespectacled doctor for the most part can ignore most of it though he still catches that the bearded man wants a balloon he can make things out of, and much to Ryuuken's credit only his face blanches when Isshin decides that one of those things will be a facsimile of his peepee.
"Alright it's done," Ryuuken informs the bigger man when he's tossed away the syringe. "And here's your lollipop."
Isshin claps in delight of getting his treat. "This will be perfect for tonight. But we need to get that balloon for the foreplay."
"You can't use a balloon for foreplay," Ryuuken snaps irritably, "And what the hell do you mean by tonight?"
"But the balloon is needed for static shock," the larger man informs him, "And that's a secret for tonight, Ryuuki-poo." Isshin blows the smaller man a kiss then prances out of the examination room. Ryuuken looks on fearfully not wanting to think about the fate that waited for him and the end of the day and wondering if it was too late to flee for his sanity.