Scene: LIVE! With Regis and Kelly set.
[Enter Regis, Kelly]
Regis: Hello everybody, and welcome to NEW YORK!
Kelly: Hi Reeg.
Regis: Well, let me tell you, it was quite a day here IN NEW YORK!
Kelly: Well, you know yesterday on "All my Children" we were discussing New York.
Regis: Yes, I'm SURE YOU WERE.
Kelly: All My Children has been so wonderful for me and All My Children has a great deal to do with what I'm all about and All My Children.
Regis: How about the street keepers here in NEW YORK!
Kelly: All My Children!
Regis: Well, here on the show today we have a wonderful guest. He's a classically trained singer. Here HE IS!
Kelly: All My Children!
[Enter Singer]
Singer: Hello Regis, hello Kelly.
Regis: Well, it's great to have a classically TRAINED SINGER WITH US TODAY!
Singer: Actually, I am a country and western singer.
Regis: Well, we seem to have a mistake here, let me GO YELL AT GELLMAN!
[Enter Gellman]
Gellman: Leave me out of this, you putz.
Regis: I'm going to BLAME YOU FOR MY MISTAKES AGAIN!
Gellman: Let me just say that the author of this piece has the email funnyhatus@yahoo.com
Regis: Thanks yOU VERY MUCH!
[Exit Gellman]
Regis: So how did you get started?
Singer: Well, I used to sing with my family at church, and.
Regis: Wait a minute, I'm going to interrupt you to show you this picture. Here you are at age 9 wearing an army man Halloween costume. What fun!
Singer: Uh, yeah I guess it is. Anyway, so we used to sing in church, and
Regis: And here's one of you from your high SCHOOL GRADUATION!
Singer: Yes, I'm sure America is happy to see that. Anyway, so.
Kelly: Did I ever mention that I once sang on All my Children?
Singer: No, um, that's really interesting, but you see
Regis: SING FOR US!!!
Singer: Um, ok. Now?
Regis: SING FOR US!
Singer: OK. *ahem * Oh, give me a home, where the buffalo roam
Regis: AND THE DEEEERE AND THE ANTELOPE PLAYEEEEEE
Singer: Regis, why are you wearing those antlers?
Regis: Because! Even though you are the guest, I've decided the audience would rather hear me squeak out your songs while wearing a deer costume!
Kelly: All my Children!
Singer: Um, should I finish the song now?
Regis: Sorry, that's all the time we have for now. Bye everybody!
END
[Enter Regis, Kelly]
Regis: Hello everybody, and welcome to NEW YORK!
Kelly: Hi Reeg.
Regis: Well, let me tell you, it was quite a day here IN NEW YORK!
Kelly: Well, you know yesterday on "All my Children" we were discussing New York.
Regis: Yes, I'm SURE YOU WERE.
Kelly: All My Children has been so wonderful for me and All My Children has a great deal to do with what I'm all about and All My Children.
Regis: How about the street keepers here in NEW YORK!
Kelly: All My Children!
Regis: Well, here on the show today we have a wonderful guest. He's a classically trained singer. Here HE IS!
Kelly: All My Children!
[Enter Singer]
Singer: Hello Regis, hello Kelly.
Regis: Well, it's great to have a classically TRAINED SINGER WITH US TODAY!
Singer: Actually, I am a country and western singer.
Regis: Well, we seem to have a mistake here, let me GO YELL AT GELLMAN!
[Enter Gellman]
Gellman: Leave me out of this, you putz.
Regis: I'm going to BLAME YOU FOR MY MISTAKES AGAIN!
Gellman: Let me just say that the author of this piece has the email funnyhatus@yahoo.com
Regis: Thanks yOU VERY MUCH!
[Exit Gellman]
Regis: So how did you get started?
Singer: Well, I used to sing with my family at church, and.
Regis: Wait a minute, I'm going to interrupt you to show you this picture. Here you are at age 9 wearing an army man Halloween costume. What fun!
Singer: Uh, yeah I guess it is. Anyway, so we used to sing in church, and
Regis: And here's one of you from your high SCHOOL GRADUATION!
Singer: Yes, I'm sure America is happy to see that. Anyway, so.
Kelly: Did I ever mention that I once sang on All my Children?
Singer: No, um, that's really interesting, but you see
Regis: SING FOR US!!!
Singer: Um, ok. Now?
Regis: SING FOR US!
Singer: OK. *ahem * Oh, give me a home, where the buffalo roam
Regis: AND THE DEEEERE AND THE ANTELOPE PLAYEEEEEE
Singer: Regis, why are you wearing those antlers?
Regis: Because! Even though you are the guest, I've decided the audience would rather hear me squeak out your songs while wearing a deer costume!
Kelly: All my Children!
Singer: Um, should I finish the song now?
Regis: Sorry, that's all the time we have for now. Bye everybody!
END