A SPOOF OF FANFIC AUTHORS
By AshRedfernAndMorgead
Dedicated to Merevaik
Inspired by Merevaik
A/N: So. Here comes yet another fanfic from me, AshRedfernAndMorgead. Except that this really isn't a fanfic. It is a spoof of fanfic authors. Please enjoy, and don't take offense. By the way, this really is my take on some of you people. But again, no offense intended. Readers ready? *People chorus, 'Ready!'* Reading? *'Reading!'* Read on.
OMG ITS EDWERFD! EDWARD IS NY BEST FREND!!!!!!!! EDWADR! ESDWARD! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!
Edwadr is ny best frend. And hes my boyfrend. I bett your jelos. Omg.
"bella omg clam down!!!!" "OMG EDWRD ITS U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"SUP?!?!?!?!"
"OMG JACOBHG!" JACOBD SI MY OTHER BFF.
"SUP BELLA AND EDDY!!!!!!???????"
"YO JACOBB! BELLA IS MY GIRFREND!!!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A/N: LOL. I quite enjoyed writing this, even though I had to turn off spell check - the red lines were annoying me. If you want me to update, tell me. I just need one positive review to update.
--ARAM