Gone Haywire

by The Fangirling Gourgeist

AU (canon timeline change) Every phan knows that so far, whoever gets hit by the proto portal gets ghost powers and stays single while the other two get married. Well, what if Maddie was the victim? Will Vlad or Jack win her affections, or will Maddie follow the trend of becoming bitter and single? T for minor cursing and some other stuff.

1. Chapter 1

Hey, people! Danny Phantom is my favorite show, not to mention fandom, so I thought that I should write a little fanfic for it. Please, don't flame too much. I'm still a bit of a newbie at writing, but still, please favorite and review if you liked it! I would really appreciate it!

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One day, in a college in Wisconsin, three students were about to attempt something that would change their lives forever.
"I'm telling you, Jack, it won't work!" Vladimir Masters, a young man with messy black hair tied back in a ponytail and cobalt blue eyes stated.
Jackson Fenton, a large man with a black mullet and blue eyes replied, "Bogus, V-Man! It totally will!"
His friend (and secret crush), an intelligent woman named Madeline, or "Maddie" Turner with red hair and purple eyes, warned him, "Jack, these calculations aren't right!" Her obese friend was oblivious, and not only that, but he and Vlad were right in front of their ghost portal prototype!
"BANZAI!" Jack boomed, flipping the switch. A spiral appeared in the metal ring, but quickly fired a lime-green blast of light straight toward him and his friend. In a split-second decision, the woman lunged towards the two, pushing them to the ground. However, unfortunately for Maddie, she found that she was not as safe as her two friends.
She let out an ear-piercing scream as the ray made contact with her side. The pain was excruciating, as if her very molecules were being rearranged. Maddie's friends could only watch in horror as her body twisted and convulsed painfully in mid-air.
It felt like hours, days even, but it was only a few seconds before the "portal" shut off, and the ray stopped, dropping Maddie to the ground. The men rushed to her side, Jack tilting her head towards him. He gasped in horror at the sight.
His unconscious friend's face was covered in large, red pimple-like bumps. Ectous Bulbious, or better known as ecto-acne, a lethal disease caused by ectoplasmic radiation, is what he recognized it as. "Vlad, call an ambulance!" he screamed. The young man obliged, rushing to the nearest phone.

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