Akutsuki Dairys
Authors Note: Ok so this is my first fanfic story so please dont be so harsh on me ok :) i hope you like it!/ (Rated M just to be sure!)
"Pain I've brought their journals" Konan said as she walked into his office. She was holding 8 different journals that were piled on top of each other and placed them on his desk.
"Good job Konan"
"What do you need thair journals for anyways?"
Pain didn't respond he didn't want to have to explain the whole story to her. He's been seeing them all acting strange lately ever since he lent Tobi some money to go to the bookstore. He figured these diarys were the reason they spent some time in their rooms. He was also afraid that they were plotting against him. 'Maybe I'm just being too paranoid 'Pain thought to himself
'But then again you can never be sure' So he layed them all out on his desk.
One was blue another was just all black another one orange, one red, one purple, one seemed to have alot of blood on it another was green, one brown and one was white which seemed to be sown back together some one must have ripped it. Pain didnt know which one to read first so he looked up at Konan.
"Pick one"
"Are you seriously asking me which one to pick?" She groaned.
"Yes I can't choose so pick" He sighed.
"Ok...ummmmmm the purple one" She pointed.
"Because it looks better than the other ones" She gently smiled.
"Very well then" He said as he opened it.
Dear Diary,
Well umm...how am I supposed to start off.
Well my name is Deidara and I like art that explodes.
Tobi bought me and the whole gang diarys it was a stupid thing to waste money on but heck ill give it a try.
So today I was bored and decided to follow Itachi around.
Soon enough he noticed me and told me to go away. I still followed him anyways. I'm going to try and get him to smile he never does so I've made it my goal.
Love Deidara
Dear Diary,
Today I continued to pursue Itachi. Needless to say he got Kisame on me. I just threw sushi at him and cried running off and calling me a sick bastard. I'm just as upset as he his.
He made me waste some of my favorite sushi.
Love Deidara
Dear Diary
Today Zetsu tried to eat me (again)
He just srang up out of the ground and scared the shit outta me. I got away from him though.
Hidan noticed my mission in trying to pursue Itachi to smile and gave me a tip. He told me if I showed up in his room naked it would make him smile. He laughed and walked off
Not a bad idea I could just show up with my clothes on but maybe being naked has something to do with facial muscles.
I'm going to try it when he gets back from his mission.
Love Deidara
Dear Diary
Itachi hasn't come back from his mission so I just messed with Saori today.
I watched him make his stupid puppets when I got bored and put a clay bomb in one just as he was about to finish it. It blew up right in his face as he put the last screw in. The look on his face was histarical. He didn't think it was so funny and poisoned me. I feel fine though I guess I'm immune.
Anyways Sasoris just a stupid ba...
Pain looked at the bottom of the page and saw drool and a bit of blood. And was that...SEMEN?
"What the hell?" Pain spoke aloud. He wondered what happened and read on.
Dear Diary,
So that poison Sasori gave me worked and I got drool a bit of blood and something sticky on my last entry. Also my head hurts and my hair was a bit sticky also. Oh well I took a shower anyways.
So today Itachi STILL isn't back so much for my plan.
I talked to Kakuzu about my plan and the tip Hidan gave me. He laughed in my face too! I don't see what's so funny about showing up naked in someones room just to seem them smile.
I saw Kisame bury the sushi I threw at him. Dumbass was holding a funeral.
Tobi followed me around screaming my name to get my attention. Then he made me play hide and seek with him. He hid but I just came back to my room.
Its been 3 hours and I still haven't seen him.
Love Deidara
Dear Diary,
Itachi has has FINALLY come back from his mission. So I did what Hidan said and showed up naked. Sure enough I made him smile but not the smile I expected. It was...different or maybe that's just how he smiles. He locked the door behind him and invited me to shower with him.
He's such a good friend he even washed my body so I wouldn't have to do any work. He even let me sleep in his room tonight so I won't get cold. I'm writing in his room as we speak.
He just gave me a glass of water what a friend. :)
I'm getting sleepy I think...
Dear Diary,
I don't remember anything that happened last night Itachi told me I was really tired and tense.
I must've been really tense because my backside hurts and I think I got bit because I have bite marks on my shoulders. It was probably Zetsu bastards always trying to eat me.
I have red hand marks on my waist. I asked Itachi was happened and said I sleep fight so he held me down.
Gee who ever thought Itachi would be so thoughtful. :)
I guess me and him are best friends now because he's starting to follow me more.
Love Deidara
Dear Diary,
Today Itachi gave me clay in the shape of a heart. I see he's taken up the art of clay. My amazing skills must be rubbing off on him.
Kisame seemed pretty down today and I felt a bit sorry so I tried to cheer him up. So i took him fishing. I was having a blast until Kisame started to cry at how many fish I caught.
He threw some of them back in the water making me angry. What a waste. I guess thought so too because he kept one fish in a bucket of water and left.
I haven't seen him and that fish all day.
I even walked by his room to see if he was ok. I heard some groaning noises and laughed.
He didn't cook the fish all the way and I knew he was suffering from undercooked meat.
Love Deidara
Dear Diary,
I walked by Kisames room and still saw the fish there. He didn't even eat it.
What the hell were those noises then?
Oh well I took it and cooked it myself and ate it.
It tasted a bit funny though.
Love Deidara
Dear Diary,
Today Itachi asked me out to dinner he was right on time too I was hungry. He looked pretty nervous asking me I guess he was intimidated by my greatness.
We walked the streets to the restaurant and Itachi asked to hold my hand. I didn't get why at first but he said he'd get lost without holding me.
I guess the Uchiha has finally seen how great I am.
At the restaurant he fed me and let me get anything I wanted. He's the best friend I've ever had. I guess his lips were cold because he kissed me. It felt funny having his lips against mine. It even made little Deidei move. (That's what I call my pens pretty clever huh)
Ever since going to the restaurant I can't stop thinking about him. I think about him more than I do art. Every time an image of him comes into my head it makes Deidei hard.
Gahh...I have to release the pressure now.
Love Deidara
Dear Diary,
Today Kisame asked where Fish-chan was. Fish-chan? He named the damn thing?
I told him I ate 'Fish-chan' because I thought it would be a waste if I didnt.
He yelled at me! Over a FISH! He kept rambling on about how she understood him and loved him and how he loved her and blah blah.
Kisame should really go out more maybe hes sex deprived or something. I left him there sobbing on the floor because I couldn't stand hearing him complain anymore.
Itachi is so nice tonight me and him are sneaking out to go to the inn at the city to have a sleep over. He even mentioned something about keeping me awake this time.
I guess he wanted to talk last time we had a sleep over but I guess i was too tired.
Love Deidara
Pain slowly closed the journal shocked about what he just read. He even slapped his fall to his forehead at some of the things he read. The he realized that around 6 pm Deidara nor Itachi were seen around the base. He shook off the images that he was getting and looked up at Konan again who was sitting in the corner reading.
"Konan come and pick another one"
"Ughhh" She said as she walked over obviously annoyed.
"Don't complain just pick"
"Umm...that ugly one" She pointed at the sewn up diary. She then went back to her seat and resumed reading.
Pain sighed afraid of the contents in this next journal. He opened and started reading.
Ok so I'm now stuck writing in this god forsaken thing. Fucking Tobi made me sew you back up when I shredded you.
Oh god now I'm treating this thing like a person oh well. Tobi will bugly me if I don't write.
My name is Kakuzu and I like money.
I hate not having money and people that won't give me their money.
-Kakuzu
Ugh stupid Tobi making me write again. I'm going to rip him to shreds one day and sell his body parts to the black market or just give some to Zetsu if he's willing to pay.
So today Hidan kept preaching about his god so I ripped his head off again.
I really wished he wasn't immortal so when I chop off his head he won't still be talking
I saw Hidan talking to Deidara today about a plan or whatever I didn't want to continue knowing Hidan its gonna end up bad.
-Kakuzu
Today I made my daily rounds killing people for their money. When Hidan started to bother me again about his religion so I cut off both of his arms. He kept complaining about how hard it is to keep having Konan sew them back on when I didn't want to.
I decided to walk around the base for a bit when I happened to walk by Sasoris room and saw Deidara face down in his journal and Itachi standing over him jerking off!
I quickly ran at what I saw and was about to puke.
I don't feel comfortable writing now. I dont care what Tobi says about my feelings needing to be written. Im going to sell these last few pages.
-Kakuzu
Pain flipped thru the pages and saw that it was all empty occasionally a few drawings of money and indeed the last pages were ripped out. Pain was a bit disturbed now and probably after this won't be able to make eye contact with Itachi.
Pain sighed as he looked around and saw that Konan wasn't there. He had to pick on his own now. He didn't know which to pick. So Pain just picked up the green journal and opened it.
Words like this are light Zetsu
Words like this are dark Zetsu
Dear Diary,
These wretched people are getting on my nerves I want to eat them all.
But Pain-sama would be very angry.
Curse Tobi for these journals I would have ate him for giving us these horrid dead tree squares called 'journals'
But Tobi was being so nice it would have been rude to decline a gift. Not if its our own kind.
Today was great. It was horrible. I noticed that Deidara was following Itachi today. Maybe that dumb blonde will notice the crush that Uchiha has on him. I think they would look good together. Its gross but you do have a point there still nobody compares to that rose bush outside of the base. Ahh now there is a beuty the likes of no one has ever seen. She was very charming when we spoke to her. Her petals match her beautiful stem.
-Zetsu
A/N: Ok so im having writers block so send me messages for ideas (?) I hope you enjoyed this story as much as i enjoyed writing it! New chapters soon!