LB: Hey, Chat!
CN: who's this?
LB: Ladybug
CN: Prove it
LB: u're allergic to birds, kwamii
CN:Oh.
CN: Hey, Milady! How'd u get my number?
CN: I don't remember giving it to you
LB: My brother knows ur ID so he hacked the government to find it for me
CN: That would be creepy for anyone else but you
CN: Which brother? Bird or ghost?
LB: Bird
LB: Y?
CN: Just wondering
LB: Y would it be creepy if it wasn't me?
CN: U dived off the top of the Eiffel tower to glide around Paris as BG and when Batman came here to help with the Gotham villains that came here you HUGGED HIM!
LB: Well, he is sort of a father figure to me
LB: Plus, you forgot that my brother is his ADOPTED SON! Also, don't forget what I did to Crane and Cobblepot
CN: They kept calling you a demon and said that you were 'shadow hopping' whatever that means
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KF: Hey Arty, what do you call a camel with no humps?
A: Not in the mood, Kid Idiot
KF: Humphrey :)
A: Funny -_-
KF: What do you call a camel with 3 humps?
A: Don't you dare!
KF: Pregnant! XD
A: Get ready to lose a limb
KF: EEAK!
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LB: Hey Chat, wanna watch a movie at MJ?
CN: What's it about?
LB: A serial killer who murdered a woman and all but one child, who he disabled. The dad tries to raise the kid by himself, but the kid ends up getting kidnapped. The father then travels the world with a mentally retarded woman to rescue his son. AKA Finding Nemo.
CN: That just made me look at that movie in a whole new way
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Dick: I'm bored
Peter: Those two words just made me feel sympathy for whoever's in the same room/building as you
D: Well, that would be no one. I'm home alone.
P: This could get dangerous
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Mari: Hey, Alya! Wyd?
Alya: Home watching the 'terror twins'. Why?
M: Look behind you
A: R U STALKING ME!?
M: Nope. I just wanted some cinnamon gummy bears!*
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CN: Why are their gummy bears in your belt?
LB: Yru going through my belt?
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Wally: Fire alarm went off school today
Mari: Drill or real?
W: Don't know/care
W: I just grabbed my food and ran
M: Makes sense. 4u anyway.
W: HEY!
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D: Hey, B?
Bruce: What?
D: Ever wonder what would happen if a tent full of fireworks got set on fire?
B: Don't you dare!
D: Too late!
B: You're grounded
D: Cool!
B: And banned from being Robin for a week
D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Danny: Here comes the bride! Big, fat, and wide!
Tucker: Here comes the groom! Ugly as a broom!
D: We shall never speak of this ever again
T: Agreed
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W: Y's my arm in a cast?
Dick: U were on pain meds and thought it would be a good idea to climb on the roof of your house then jump off yelling "Nananananananananananana BATMAN!"
W: Who took me to the hospital?
D: Barry
D: I was too busy dying if laughter
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Dani: You know what type of tea Americains drink?
D: Libertea
Val: u know y there's no knock knock jokes about America?
V: Cause freedom rings
D: You're awesome!
V: I know!
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LB: When I kill a butterfly, I get no butter for a week
CN: Where ru going with this?
LB: When I kill a honeybee I get no honey for a week
CN: And?
LB: My A-mom just killed a cockroach. Think I should break it to her?
CN: That your family has a habit of killing insects?
LB: U poor innocent soul
CN: What?
LB: Kill a BUTTERfly= no BUTTER, kill a HONEYbee=no HONEY
LB: Now do you get it?
CN: Should I?
CN: LB?
CN: Bug?
CN: Ladybug?
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LB: There's this person I hate
CN: And?
LB: I'm gonna stab em
CN: That sounds illegal
R: I'M IN!
LB: WTF BIRD BRAIN!
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B: Richard John Grayson-Wayne! Come home. Now!
D: Hold on, Bruce. I'm looking for Narnia with Wally!
B: Do you want to be banned from using the trapeze for the rest of the school year?
D: Coming!
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Mari: Hey I just met you. And this may sound mean! But I hate spiders! So bu bye spidey!
Peter: Check who you're texting
M: I DIDN"T MEAN YOU!
P: Then what did you mean?
M: I just killed a big $$ spider that was in my room!
P: Oh, okay then!
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LB: I JuSt saw A DeER eAtINg a TaKo and waLkIng LikE a perSon wHiLe DriNking SomEtHing OuT oF a CuP!
CN: U ok?
LB: I FEEL NO PAIN!WEEEEEEEEEE!
CN: Um.
LB: Oooo! Lookie! Its a PinK FluFFy UnICOrn DanCIng oN a RAINBOW!**
CN: I'm worried now
LB: ThEre's EffinG PURPLE faIrIES EVERYWHERE!
CN: You accidentally inhale a drug in Gotham?
LB: NOpE! YS MY ARM IN A CAST!?
CN: Oh. Pain meds. That makes sense!
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Dick: my demon for a brother wants to impale you with his swords
Wally: Why?
D: Selina wants to join him in torturing you
W: What did I do!?
D: u threw Isis on the couch then cussed out said cat after she tripped you, you also took Alfred (the cat) stuffed him in a pillow case then ran around yelling "It's a pillow! It's a pet! It's a pillow pet!"
W: I'm screwed, aren't I?
D: Hope you have a will
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Mari: U know how Bruce Wayne is in Paris?
Alya: Yeah. Y?
M: U know how he has a W.E. building here?
A: Where ru going with this?
M: I wanna rig up his office so that way when he walks in a bucket of slime will get dumped on him then a fan will blow a bunch of feathers on him. Wanna help?
A: Don't u need a card or something to get up there?
M: Not a problem. I have one!
A: I don't even want to know how you got it. I'll help. Not like I have anything else to do anyway.
An hour later
A: How did Bruce Wayne know your full name and how are you on a first name basis with him?
M: Look up 'Richard Grayson's sister'
A minuite later
A: I THOUGHT YOU TRUSTED ME!
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*They're my favorite, so I figured 'Why not?'
**If you get this refrence, yes, I watch that show.