Aloha to all you...peoples...out there. This is my first Smashers story (I guess). Before I begin, though, I'd like to say a couple of announcements:

1) GIVE THIS STORY A CHANCE: For my sake, please at least read the first chapter. The pairing is...strange (as you'll very quickly find out), and I don't think it's been done before (at least not here), but at least give it a chance. My first priority is to make you laugh. If it at least makes you laugh, tell me.

2) REVIEW: Despite being omniscient, authors are not psychic. We don't know what's wrong if you don't tell us. Reviews are not to use to boost how much traffic goes through your story; it's to provide criticism for the author (good or bad or whatever). Everyone should provide their input.

3) DON'T BE IMMATURE: Yes, I'm contradicting myself, as this story is very...wild, I guess. Also, don't say "ur stroy sux". Don'tcomplain about my pairing. Don't complain about my characterization.Read my bio. I DON'T CARE. This is my story, and I will listen to criticism, but I won't tolerate (or I won't listen to) people complaining about things I already decided on before I wrote my story.

Without further ado...

Consequences of Koopa Ninjas

Written by The Evil Fishy/Okami-chan

© by a bunch of Nintendo people

Chapter 1

Yes, that's it. Ganondorf is acting weird. That's it. Maybe he's sick. Maybe he's hurt. But oh well. It's not like Link really cared that much about the Gerudo.

Ganondorf was staring at some point beyond Link's head. It was obvious that he was so enthralled with whatever it was; Ness was throwing Kirby at his back repeatedly. And not even the squeaks of the pink fighter could rouse Ganondorf from whatever depths of his evil mind that he lingered in.

Or maybe...Ganondorf was staring at...him?

It wasn't entirly un-plausible. He might be too wrapped up, yet again, another mental fantasy of Link's destruction and forgotten to put the face mask on for the job. Or maybe it was another of his elaborate plans that might actually work if the Hero of Time didn't have a legion of magic users surrounding him almost constantly. He was staring at Link with a strange interest and confusion on his face.Either that or it was just blank.

Or, maybe he was sick, and just didn't feel well enough to turn his head or yell at the five year olds, with some sort of stomach disease that made him queasy to just move. Maybe it was a copy of him of some sort that couldn't move. No...his chest was rising and falling. He could see that. Maybe he was only half-conscious. Dr. Mario's omelette surprise is a real nose-knocker. Maybe Samus was standing behind him without her suit on. Quick glance behind--no, that's not it.

So Link stared back, trying to catch his eye. Ganondorf wasn't paying attention. Maybe he was hypnotized by something. Or maybe he was really staring at Zelda, who was sitting next to Link.

"Why are you staring at Ganondorf?" said girl hissed. Link jerked his head in her direction.

"Huh?" Zelda had her head down, as if trying to stop Ganondorf from noticing her. It didn't matter. Ganondorf wasn't too interested in her, anyway. "Well, uh, doesn't it look there's something, uh, different about him?"

Zelda sat rigid straight and stared at Ganondorf across the room. After a couple seconds she relaxed and shrugged at Link. "No."

"You mean, you didn't notice? He might be thinking up another plan to kill me." Zelda chanced another glance and let out a giggle. Link smiled.

"Oh, no, kill you? Oh, why in the Sacred Realm would Ganondorf gain by killing you?" She let out a chortle. "I can't imagine what you could've done to him."

Link smiled some more.

"No, of course not; I have nothing against Ganondorf."

"There was no way that he could have tried to destroy your home country."

"No possible way."

Soon they were both laughing.

"But I didn' do nutin'!" Link and Zelda turned to see Young Link, looking at them as if he blew up their car. "Whatch'ou lauffin' at?" The pair only laughed harder. Young Link bounced on the balls of his feet.

"Whaaaaaaaaat..."