I can't believe I actually wrote this… I kept threatening to, but It's more of an inside joke than anything else, but I've decided to share it with the world. Not that anyone will get it, though… Oh, well. Que sera, Que sera. This is for Meg-chan, Cheyenne (aka Skylorduranus), and Sylvia (aka Quantum Prefect). They're about the only one's who'll get this…
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Haruka, Michiru, or Usagi. I don't own the song "It wasn't me". All things are properties of their respectable owners, I just happen to be using them for fun and not for profit. So sue me :P. On second thought, don't. Please…
Haruka ~ "It wasn't me!"
A songfic by me, the one and only I-chan Kobayashi
"Hey! Usagi! Yo! Open up!"
"What do you want, Haruka?"
"My girl just caught me…"
"You let Michiru catch you!?" Usagi gasped as she let her friend in.
"I don't know how I let this happen…" Haruka slouched onto the sofa, and buried her face in her hands.
"With who?"
"The girl next door, you know?"
"Man… Andrew's sister…"
"I don't know what to do…"
"Say it wasn't you. Trust me. Works with Mamoru all the time."
"Alright. Honey came in and she caught me red-handed creeping with the girl next door. Picture this: We were both butt-naked banging on the bathroom floor."
"Thank you, Haruka. I really needed that mental image…" Haruka was too busy wallowing in self-pity to notice Usagi's complaints.
"How could I forget that I had given her an extra key? All this time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off me."
"Don't you two live with each other now that you're out of Infinity College, anyway? But, never admit to a word when she makes a claim and you tell her 'Baby no way!'"
"But she caught me on the counter…"
"It wasn't me."
"Saw me banging on the sofa…"
"It wasn't me."
"I even had her in the shower!"
"It wasn't me."
"She even caught me on camera!"
"It wasn't me."
"She saw the marks on my shoulder…"
"It wasn't me."
"She heard the words that I told her…"
"It wasn't me."
"She heard the screams getting louder…"
"It wasn't me."
"She stayed until it was over! She came in and caught me red-handed creeping with the girl next door… Picture this: We were both butt-naked banging on the bathroom floor."
"Didn't we already go through that…?"
"I had tried to keep her from what she was about to see. Why should she believe me when I told her it wasn't me?"
"Wow, that's a tough one…"
"Oh, what am I going to do?" Suddenly, Michiru burst in the room. Haruka stood up.
"Michiru!"
"Oh, Haruka! I forgive you! It was just because I had neglected you, wasn't it?! I'll be better to you!"
"Oh, Michiru! I'm sorry! It wasn't your fault! It was just my over-active libido!" They kissed passionately.
"Now I have more than just a mental image… Thank you ever so…"
As Haruka and Michiru walked out with Haruka's arm draped over Michiru's shoulders, Usagi could have sworn she heard Michiru say something that sounded suspiciously like "I forgive you, but only if you let us have the occasional threesome with her…" A laugh from Haruka confirmed Usagi's suspicions and as the two lovers exited through the door, Usagi shouted:
"Hentai!"