Sonic No Kyojin
In Mobius all was peaceful. Sonic, the hoodgehag, & his qt gf amy "the no one fucking knows" were touching Knuckles, the impala's, buthole & throughout the town a glimmer of hope shined bright in everyone's eye. The Children were full of cheer, good vibes, and other gaf shit. Tails & Knuckles were saddling their horses after a long day da ranch. Docty Robeggmanik was drinking a warm glass of milk and getting ready for a good night's rest, for it was the joyous night of Christmas eve. Sonic & his sonic pals said their prayers to Lil B, in hopes that sonic nickolas would leave something under their Christmas tree :o .
WHEN ALL OF A SUEDEn, A KNOCK ON THE MOBIUS WALL THAT EXISTS WAS HEARD THRUOUT DA TOWN. *KNKSNFLDKLDFNL:SKNF* It RANG THRU & THRU THE CITY. THE SPIRIT OF TERROR WAS ALIVE AND WELL AS IT WAS NOT SONIC CLAUS THAT WAS PERUSING THRU MOBIUS, BUT BIG WEIRD RETARD-ASS LOOKING TITANS. OOHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
BUT SONIC & HIS RAG TAG GROUP OF PALS WEREN'T GONNA LET THESE WEASELS SCURRY. (except eggzman becuz he got eaten cuz hes a fag :-P hahaha I fudged ur mom) Sonic whipped his little hedgerear in gear and started using the b button for a homing attack on the titanz. After an hour of effort sonic fell to the ground panting out of stress. There was just too many titans . But Sonic had some new friends in store that hadn't met yet. LEVI, The "MMMMMMMM, I WANT ME A SLICE A DAT", and erin the bitch, and armin the not so bitch cuz hes kinda cute. And then mikasa's dumbass, but "oh she knows everything desuwaifusparklekisses" ya like I give a fuck. The TITAN HUNTIES BEGAN HUNTIN THEM TITANS. AND THEY WERE HOT OFF THE PRESS. BOOM BOOM BAP AS THE TITTENS HIT THE GROUND. The titans were gone after all the fighting &shit. "HEY HOODGEHAG, LET US STAY AT YOUR PLACE OR WE'LL FUCKING ANNILIHATE YOU." Said Erin with a wink, a grin, and the cutest most adorable dimple on his chinny chin chin. "ALRIGHT. SONICS THE GAME. SNEEDS MY NAME." and with that the boys were all in the living room of hoodgehag manor.
"Hey Knuckles?" Levi asked nervously but with strength becuz hes a bamf. "Y-yes?" answered Knuckles similarly because he is a bamf as well. "I've longed for the scent of an impala, and being with you has re-igniting the flame in my heart I had, when I had my old impala." Levi began to tear up, but had a stone face and still didn't give a fuck cuz hes cool orr something. "Levi, I have four penis heads becuz impalas hav that or something. Anyway. will shingeki my kyojin?"Asked chuckles. "ya" said levi cuz he doesn't give a heck. The next day knuckles was pregnant with the love child of Levi Bonerson. & they lived happily ever after. WHILE EVERYONE ELSE GOT BONERED CUZ IDGAF. HAPPY HOOLIDAYS. ILY.