Author's Note:Here is the last of the South Park meta-novels (until the show introduces more that is.) This is Mr. Garrison's homoerotic romance novel extrapolated into a full novel once completed. Also note that future author's notes at the end of each chapter will be from the perspective of Mr. Garrison. Author's notes from myself will be placed at the beginning of chapters when and if they are included. It goes without saying that this story will portray subjects of a sexual nature and be very very gay. Enjoy the penises!
.
.
.
Chapter 1
It was a fresh spring day much like any other in the quiet mountain town which Roger called home. The sleepy little town was nestled in a valley between great peaks which resembled great towering penises standing erect above the domed foothills laid out like ball sacks at their base. The springtime heat melted the snowcaps on the mountains causing streams to flow down like cum dripping down the shaft of a great stone golem's penis pooling in small lakes and ponds below. Trees sprang forth with new life like pubic hairs around the base of the enormous earthen penises rising stiffly from the Earth.
Reginald and his roommate Roger were watching Enrique Iglesias dancing on TV. Roger was fixated on the protruding porcine package stretching out the front of Mr. Iglesias' dance shorts. Surely it was a most superb schlong; this prime penis between his lustful Latin legs. It had to be a long penis, a magnificent bulbous penis based on the outline Roger saw in his pants. Roger's own pants had pitched a tent of their own as his penis had awakened to creep upwards from his crotch. His arousal was piqued and pre-cum began to cream a moist dot in the center of his pants. He looked over at Reginald who also had a burgeoning boner bristling out of the hole in his boxer shorts. Reginald smiled at Roger; his roommate blushed as looked away only to coyly turn back and stare at the rock hard rod in Reginald's had. His very own roommate had been in possession of such a fine penis all this time. This penis was truly splendid, not one wart or freckle anywhere on its wide solid girth. Reginald teased Roger by wrapping his fingers around his penis and starting to stroke it up and down. The sight of this magnificent mantle of man meat masturbating in front of him left Roger inflamed with lust. Roger scooted over towards Reginald, removed Reginald's hand and replaced it with his own. The two leaned in to kiss as Roger began stroking Reginald vigorously; the roommates now had become something more, if just until the both of them came. Reginald returned the favor by grabbing Roger's crotch, unzipping his slacks and plucking out his penis to present it to the open air. They mutually masturbated each other while Enrique Iglesias continued to do the mambo on stage, providing the soundtrack for their mutual admiration of each other's prized penises.
Across town Diana was also thinking of Enrique Iglesias' penis. Oh how she longed to have a hot penis like that throbbing inside her. By the way he gyrated that hot ass around he certainly must have known how to use that most pleasant penis in a skillful way. While Enrique Iglesias' penis was miles and miles away little did Diana know that she was surrounded by many men with long, strong, beautiful penises; for she lived in the valley of the penises. Feeling moisture between her legs Diana reached down and touched her. . . .
Author's Note: Writers block! I simply can't think of what to talk about after the penis. Oh well, I'll go watch some hot ass gyration with a bulging package to inspire my muse and will be back with another chapter soon.