Me: So I was up at 1am last night-
Iggy: Anyone see anything wrong with that sentence?
Me: Heh...it's near Christmas and I'm on holiday! I don't need to go to bed early! And look, at 1am I come up with ideas for oneshots!
Iggy: -facepalm- alright, point. So what were you saying?
Me: I was up at 1am and I desperately wanted to write an MR Christmas story - so here's the first one :)
Iggy: The first one?
Me: I want to write something else as well, and I will asap
Iggy: You're so into Christmas this year that it's scary
Me: Well, if that's the way you feel, then I won't give you your Christmas present.
Iggy: What? But, Bell-
Me: No.
Iggy: ;(
Me: That won't work.
Disclaimer: I don't own MR. At all. And I don't own 12 days of Christmas either
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! I hope you like it.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A mutant up a pine tree
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Two bomb makers
And a mutant up a pine tree
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Three pairs of gills
Two bomb makers
And a mutant up a pine tree
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Four Erasers
Three pairs of gills
Two bomb makers
And a mutant up a pine tree
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Five broken hearts
Four Erasers
Three pairs of gills
Two bomb makers
And a mutant up a pine tree
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Six flying birdkids
Five broken hearts
Four Erasers
Three pairs of gills
Two bomb makers
And a mutant up a pine tree
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Seven new found skills
Six flying birdkids
Five broken hearts
Four Erasers
Three pairs of gills
Two bomb makers
And a mutant up a pine tree
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eight flyboys droning
Seven new found skills
Six flying birdkids
Five broken hearts
Four Erasers
Three pairs of gills
Two bomb makers
And a mutant up a pine tree
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Nine annoying Whitecoats
Eight flyboys droning
Seven new found skills
Six flying birdkids
Five broken hearts
Four Erasers
Three pairs of gills
Two bomb makers
And a mutant up a pine tree
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Ten days of home school
Nine annoying Whitecoats
Eight flyboys droning
Seven new found skills
Six flying birdkids
Five broken hearts
Four Erasers
Three pairs of gills
Two bomb makers
And a mutant up a pine tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eleven cookies eaten
Ten days of home school
Nine annoying Whitecoats
Eight flyboys droning
Seven new found skills
Six flying birdkids
Five broken hearts
Four Erasers
Three pairs of gills
Two bomb makers
And a mutant up a pine tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Twelve fangirls screaming
Eleven cookies eaten
Ten days of home school
Nine annoying Whitecoats
Eight flyboys droning
Seven new found skills
Six flying birdkids
Five broken hearts
Four Erasers
Three pairs of gills
Two bomb makers
And a mutant up a pine tree
Me: Yay! (oh, and I just wanted to explain about number five, 'five broken hearts.' By that, I meant how the flock felt when Fang left. I also thank rainbowlouise for that idea :))
Iggy: This is what you come up with at 1am?
Me: heh...it's sad really
Iggy: Agreed. And what about my present? ;(;(;(;(
Me: All I can say is you're lucky that it's Christmas.
Iggy: YES! -hugs-
Me: DID YOU JUST HUG ME?
Iggy: ...no?
Me: Looks like I just got my Christmas present.
Iggy: ...-facepalm-
Me: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Iggy: What she said.
-Bell and Ig