A song fic, that has been rattling about in the depths of my head for a
while, It started out a lot sillier, but was told to straighten up and
fly right, or It wouldn't be allowed to play with the other ficlets...
with all the requisite apoligies to all concerned parties, Mutant Enemy, et. al.
and with the knowledge that I don't own any of the involved characters,
concepts or properties.
rating:pg
spoilers: possible to end of season six
dedicated to the penguins
feedback: yes, please?

If This Chip Weren't In My Brain
(to the tune of: If I Only Had A Brain)

I could while away the hours,
stompin on the flowers and
derailing passenger trains.
And this itch I'd be a scratchin'
while those eggs were busy hatchin,
if this chip weren't in my brain...
it's because I'm assumin'
I could be snackin on a human,
if this chip weren't in my brain...

I'd make all the other vamps jealous,
I could be just like Angelus
If this chip weren't in my brain...

no, I'll tell ya why,
there's a slayer I adore...
I'll ne'er do the things I used ta do before,
I'll just sit... and brood some more.
But, no, I am not 'Peaches',
my hairs not full of hair gel,
and my hearts not full of pain,
and you'll maybe be a seein'
that I'm more than just a demon,
if this chip weren't in my brain.

Bloody Hell, it would be pleas'n
for you to see my reasons
I do these things I can't explain...
Then perhaps I'd deserve ya
and you'd believe I love ya,
if this chip weren't in my brain!