Title: Say it Like You Mean It
Author: Autumn
E-mail: dyslexic_crisco_penguin_fiend@hotmail.com
Rating: PG-13/R one or the other.
Summary: How much do words really convey feelings?
Author's Notes:
A while ago, Lateo posted a list of insult translations, and it gave me an
idea. Hey, I bet from the summary some of you though this would be
serious....... Your mission: decide which diss fits which translation.
Disses:
kiss my ass=I disagree
my ass=I disagree
goddamn=d**n
damn=d**n
asshole=not a very nice person
shit=nuts
shitty=crappy
shithead=meathead
fuck=f**k
fucker=f**k*r
fucking=f**k**g
motherfucker=m*th*rf**k*r
motherfucking=m*th*rf**k**g
penis=thingy
cock=thingy
dick=thingy
shlong=thingy
vagina=girl thingy
pussie=girl thingy
pussies=girl thingies
pussy=girl thingy
cunt=thingy
poonanny=poohead
poon=thingy
twat=thingy
whore=sleeper
bitch=pregnant dog
slut=very *friendly* person
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Twas a quiet June evening in Weschester. Now, skip over to Charles Xavier's
School for Gifted Youngsters, and that's anothe story all together.......
Let's take a peak into Kitty Pryde, Jubilation Lee and Rogue's shared room
shall we?
"Get up you smart-not nice person!" an angry Logan shouted at a
half-unconscience Jubilee.
"Hold you f**ki*ng horses will you?"
"No, I will not hold my f**ki*ng horses, until you tell me where the f**k,
that g*dd**n, girl thingy, Scooter is!"
"Nuts, I don't know where he is. Why don't you ask his little f**k buddy
instead, and let me get some sleep!"
"Watch your mouth kid. Or I'm gonna f**ck*i*ng wash it out with some d**m
soap." Logan admonished before stepping crossing the room to where Kitty
was speeping.
"Wake up."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Logan, don't be such a meathead" came the reply from Rogue. The only one
who could by right get away with it.
"Stay out of it darlin' this is between me and that stupid girl thingy,
pansy, not a nice person thingyhead Scooter."
"Then what the f**k are you doing in here?"
"Getting answers from his little girlfriend. And watch your mouth, or I'm
gonna spank you."
"You'd like that wouldn't it, you dirty, sleeper." Jubilee said, directing
her comment at Logan.
" Shut your f**ki*ng mouth. You've got no room to talk. Remy tells me
you're a very friendly person."
"Takes one to know one."
"Very mature."
"Kitty, where's you're g*dd**n thingysucking, crappy, boyfriend?"
"Yeah Kitty? Where is Mr. Bigthingy?"
"Jubes, stop being such a pregnant dog."
"Sorry, I didn't relise it would offend your f*ck**g virgin ears so much
Roguie."
"Well you're being a realy girl thingy, so shut it already!"
"Shut it? What are we in bleedin England now?"
"For the last m*th**f**k*ng time, where is that not nice person Scooter?"
"Oh, that Scooter, he took your bike out for a ride. He didn't think you'd
mind."
"I'm gonna kill him. I'll gut him, and then beat him and-
"What grind his bones to break your bread, and huff and puff and blow the
house down?"
"It's kahrma dude, deal."
"F**k off."
"Logan, out. Go hunt Scooter down, and let us get some f**k**g sleep!"
Amazingly enough, he did just that.
"Rogue, you really need to get yourself a new boyfriendd. Logan's a real
thingy."
"Or, maybe she likes him for his thingy."
"You're both such girl thingies! Do your minds ever leave the gutter?"
"No."
"Not really."
"Fair enough, night."
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I know, not really a 'deep' piece, but the damn bunny just wouldn't let go.
Author: Autumn
E-mail: dyslexic_crisco_penguin_fiend@hotmail.com
Rating: PG-13/R one or the other.
Summary: How much do words really convey feelings?
Author's Notes:
A while ago, Lateo posted a list of insult translations, and it gave me an
idea. Hey, I bet from the summary some of you though this would be
serious....... Your mission: decide which diss fits which translation.
Disses:
kiss my ass=I disagree
my ass=I disagree
goddamn=d**n
damn=d**n
asshole=not a very nice person
shit=nuts
shitty=crappy
shithead=meathead
fuck=f**k
fucker=f**k*r
fucking=f**k**g
motherfucker=m*th*rf**k*r
motherfucking=m*th*rf**k**g
penis=thingy
cock=thingy
dick=thingy
shlong=thingy
vagina=girl thingy
pussie=girl thingy
pussies=girl thingies
pussy=girl thingy
cunt=thingy
poonanny=poohead
poon=thingy
twat=thingy
whore=sleeper
bitch=pregnant dog
slut=very *friendly* person
_____________________________________________________________________
Twas a quiet June evening in Weschester. Now, skip over to Charles Xavier's
School for Gifted Youngsters, and that's anothe story all together.......
Let's take a peak into Kitty Pryde, Jubilation Lee and Rogue's shared room
shall we?
"Get up you smart-not nice person!" an angry Logan shouted at a
half-unconscience Jubilee.
"Hold you f**ki*ng horses will you?"
"No, I will not hold my f**ki*ng horses, until you tell me where the f**k,
that g*dd**n, girl thingy, Scooter is!"
"Nuts, I don't know where he is. Why don't you ask his little f**k buddy
instead, and let me get some sleep!"
"Watch your mouth kid. Or I'm gonna f**ck*i*ng wash it out with some d**m
soap." Logan admonished before stepping crossing the room to where Kitty
was speeping.
"Wake up."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Logan, don't be such a meathead" came the reply from Rogue. The only one
who could by right get away with it.
"Stay out of it darlin' this is between me and that stupid girl thingy,
pansy, not a nice person thingyhead Scooter."
"Then what the f**k are you doing in here?"
"Getting answers from his little girlfriend. And watch your mouth, or I'm
gonna spank you."
"You'd like that wouldn't it, you dirty, sleeper." Jubilee said, directing
her comment at Logan.
" Shut your f**ki*ng mouth. You've got no room to talk. Remy tells me
you're a very friendly person."
"Takes one to know one."
"Very mature."
"Kitty, where's you're g*dd**n thingysucking, crappy, boyfriend?"
"Yeah Kitty? Where is Mr. Bigthingy?"
"Jubes, stop being such a pregnant dog."
"Sorry, I didn't relise it would offend your f*ck**g virgin ears so much
Roguie."
"Well you're being a realy girl thingy, so shut it already!"
"Shut it? What are we in bleedin England now?"
"For the last m*th**f**k*ng time, where is that not nice person Scooter?"
"Oh, that Scooter, he took your bike out for a ride. He didn't think you'd
mind."
"I'm gonna kill him. I'll gut him, and then beat him and-
"What grind his bones to break your bread, and huff and puff and blow the
house down?"
"It's kahrma dude, deal."
"F**k off."
"Logan, out. Go hunt Scooter down, and let us get some f**k**g sleep!"
Amazingly enough, he did just that.
"Rogue, you really need to get yourself a new boyfriendd. Logan's a real
thingy."
"Or, maybe she likes him for his thingy."
"You're both such girl thingies! Do your minds ever leave the gutter?"
"No."
"Not really."
"Fair enough, night."
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I know, not really a 'deep' piece, but the damn bunny just wouldn't let go.