On the first day of Christmas, Jhonen gave to me
A bad, bad rubber piggy
On the second day of Christmas, Jhonen gave to me
Two balls of glue
And a bad, bad rubber piggy
On the third day of Christmas, Jhonen gave to me
Three Megadoomers
Two balls of glue
And a bad, bad rubber piggy
On the fourth day of Christmas, Jhonen gave to me
Four lawn gnomes
Three Megadoomers
Two balls of glue
And a bad, bad rubber piggy
On the fifth day of Christmas, Jhonen gave to me
Five spell drives
Four lawn gnomes
Three Megadoomers
Two balls of glue
And a bad, bad rubber piggy
On the sixth day of Christmas, Jhonen gave to me
Six million monies
Five spell drives
Four lawn gnomes
Three Megadoomers
Two balls of glue
And a bad, bad rubber piggy
On the seventh day of Christmas, Jhonen gave to me
Seven Spittle Runners
Six million monies
Five spell drives
Four lawn gnomes
Three Megadoomers
Two balls of glue
And a bad, bad rubber piggy
On the eighth day of Christmas, Jhonen gave to me
Eight conquered planets
Seven Spittle Runners
Six million monies
Five spell drives
Four lawn gnomes
Three Megadoomers
Two balls of glue
And a bad, bad rubber piggy
On the ninth day of Christmas, Jhonen gave to me
Nine Invaders invading
Eight conquered planets
Seven Spittle Runners
Six million monies
Five spell drives
Four lawn gnomes
Three Megadoomers
Two balls of glue
And a bad, bad rubber piggy
On the tenth day of Christmas, Jhonen gave to me
"Ten Minutes to Doom"
Nine Invaders invading
Eight conquered planets
Seven Spittle Runners
Six million monies
Five spell drives
Four lawn gnomes
Three Megadoomers
Two balls of glue
And a bad, bad rubber piggy
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Jhonen gave to me
Eleven slabs of meat
"Ten Minutes to Doom"
Nine Invaders invading
Eight conqured planets
Seven Spittle Runners
Six million monies
Five spell drives
Four lawn gnomes
Three Megadoomers
Two balls of glue
And a bad, bad rubber piggy
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Jhonen gave to me
Twelve SIR-units
Eleven slabs of meat
"Ten Minutes to Doom"
Nine Invaders invading
Eight conquered planets
Seven Spittle Runners
Six million monies
Five spell drives
Four lawn gnomes
Three Megadoomers
Two balls of glue
And a bad, bad rubber piggy!
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