summary-This is going to be a bunch of Harry potter why you shouldn't one shots.
First/chapter one- Why you shouldn't' t betray those that know your biggest fear.
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Hermione was nervous Harry had a large Cheshire like grin on his face, and the glint in his bright killing curse green eyes really had her nervous. Finally when she couldn't take it any more she blurted out in an annoyed tone.
"What did you do Harry, and don't you dare try to play innocent with me i know you Harry...so tell me WHAT YOU DID RIGHT NOW!" Harry ignoring what Hermione said turned large Innocent green yes towards her, a confused look plastered on his face.
"Why Hermione i have no idea what your talking about, what ever could i have done..." Here Harry trailed off as he saw the glare Hermione was giving him, and the way she was tapping her foot in annoyance; seeing this Harry knew that he better fess up quick...but then again he hadn't had this much fun in a while, so he decide to play It off a little longer.
"Why Hermione do you really think i would do something to any one...most certainly not to a certain ex-friend of our...i mean all i did was give that fame seeking, red haired bastard...i mean um all i did was give him a small gift so he could learn to more grateful to his friends a little better." Harry then smile at Hermione ignoring her wide eyed look. Well ignoring it until she shout out, quiet loudly."
"WHAT DID YOU GET HIM HARRY!" Harry in a completely sweet and Innocent tone began to speak.
"Well Mione, i noticed that his house had a lot o flys so i sent him a box of something that should get rid of the...i hope he like my gift." Again Harry stopped, not giving Hermione the information she wanted, he then started to turn around, slowly. Hermione, angered about not getting the information she so desperately wanted stomped over to Harry and quickly turned him around, before angrily whispering in a deadly tone.
"WHAT DID YOU GET THAT BACK STABBING BASTARD HARRY!!" looking wide eyed at Hermione, a false innocent clearly in his voice Harry answered her, laughed barley being held back form his face.
"Why a box filled with spiders...do you think he'll like them, i made sure they where pretty big, so he couldn't lose them." Hermione at hearing the froze, before she was slowly consumed by laughter, both she and Harry knew that Ron wouldn't like the spiders in fact, it was Ron who told Harry that his biggest fear was spiders.
Lesson of this story...never betray those that know your biggest fear for they will most likely use it against you