A/N: My first Stargate story. Hope I don't disappoint all of you. Sorry for the bad summary, I suck at writing summaries. I hope you'll like what you read and want to read more.

Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate. If I did I wouldn't have let it be cancelled and I probably would have brought Jack back :) I do own Jess, she's my little mudpuppet in this story.

Chapter one: Into the Movie

I was sitting in my bedroom, the door closed as well as the curtains as I watched my favorite movie based on my favorite show based on my favorite movie. Are you still following me?
Yes, Ark of Truth the first spin off movie about Stargate SG-1 which was a spin off series based on the original Stargate movie. I'm sure you know what I mean.

Anyway, it was a dark and stormy night and I was curled up on my bed watching the movie for the third time today.

I didn't have much of a life, especially when the weather was bad, so I was charging up my scifi fan battery by watching the movie several times, forseeing everything that was about to happen en mimicking every line spoken.

I was really sucked into the movie as I watched the creepy replicator android walk towards Cameron Mitchell when my door flew open and my little sister jumped in, scaring my half to death causing my bowl of popcorn to fly through the air and land on the ground.

As I held my heart I turned to face my sister who was now proceeding to jump up and down on the popcorn, making another mess in my room.

"Every heard of knocking?! Geez!" I growled as I shot her a nasty look, "What do you want?"

"I'm bored" she said, now turning around in my room, probably looking for something else she could make a mess off.

"So?"
"So entertain me" she whined.

"I'm busy"
"With what?"
"With watching a movie so if you don't mind..." I tried to usher her toward the door but she jumped past me and grabbed the remote.

"You call this a movie? It's boring and ridiculus" she wasn't exactly the Stargate fan like I was, she had too much logic to enjoy the series and kept pointing out how fake everything was.

She sat down on my bed "Let's watch something else!" she stopped the movie.

"NOO!" I screamed, snatching the remote out of her hand, "My movie!!"

"Oh boo hoo, it's a dvd. You can just restart it from where you left off"
"Get out of my room! Go play with your dolls!"

"That's boring, I'd rather just annoy you. You're funny when you're pissed"

I narrowed my eyes as I grabbed one of my pillows and threw it towards her. But I didn't expect her to dodge out of the way so instead of hitting her the pillow hit the shelf where I had alligned all my Stargate memorabilia, all of which fell to the ground and I winched as I heard some things break upon hitting my floor.

Jenna broke down laughing as I walked towards the shattered pieces between the popcorn.

"JENNA! I'LL KILL YOU!" I screamed as I jumped up.

Jenna's laugh fell as she jumped off of my bed and run out of my room.

I chased her down screaming her name as she jumped down the stairs and into the living room screaming bloody murder.

"What is going on here?" my mother asked as I continued to chase her around the chair where my father was reading his newspaper.

"STAY STILL YOU LITTLE COCKROACH!" I yelled as we were running in circles around the chair.

"JESSICA! JENNA! STOP IT!" My father commanded and both of us froze on the spot.

He was pretty scary when he was angry but only because he had these weird glasses that magnified his bulging eyes when he was pissed.

Jenna jumped behind my mother while I sighed and crossed my arms.
"What's going on now?" my mother asked annoyed as this wasn't the first time the two of us were fighting.

"Jess wants to kill me"
"You deserve to die! They should sacrifice you to Anubis"

"Jess! Why are you scaring your little sister"
"She started it! She came into my room and trashed everything!"

"She's just a little kid, she didn't know what she's doing" my father said.

I rolled my eyes, "Sure, take her side. Only because she's the young one"
"I'm the good kid" she smirked, "Besides, it was just a bunch of your Stargoat junk"

"It's Stargate and it's not junk!" I screamed, "She did it on purpose, I know she did!"

"Jessica, please, can't you just act a little more mature"

"Yeah Jess, grow up" Jenna teased.

"GAAH!" I screamed out of pure frustration, "Whatever!"

I turned around and marched back up the stairs, closing my bedroom door with a loud thud before jumping back on my bed and turning my dvd back on.

Outside the thunder was not getting closer while it had already started to rain again.

But it didn't matter how many times I pressed play, my screen stayed blank.

"What the... the weasle broke my dvd!" I jumped off of my bed and started pressing all kind of buttons on my dvd player, "Come on! WORK!" I started hitting it.

"COME ON!"

CRASH!

A/N: So this was the first chapter. Hope you don't hate it too much. Please review but no flaming please. :)