Yeah, sorry I havn't updated Fallen Ice. I normaly do Warriors fanfics but my friends was jabbering on and on about how in Death Note they had L-n but what happened to the A-K? I created this...it's short, it sucks and I don't care! SUCK MY SOGGY WET BLOW POP!! OwO
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! -dun dun duuuuuun-
It all started with A, the evil sicentist from OUTER SPACE!! he came to earth searching for sugary treats that would help fuel his un barable hunger for FLEEEEASH!! them he found Whammy, the old-as-dirt man that raped little chilren. A the attacked him and screamed, "GIMME ALL JOO SUGAR OR ELSEEEEEEE!!"
Whammy replied with a wink and a "come here babeh!" He glomped A. A was raped and later was M-preg. He gave brith to B!, the mutant ugly-ass rat thing that liked to like lollipops.
B ran around town, pointing at people who did bad crimes. he was then priased as a god until they found out he had an STD and was killed and burried in my back yard
Then C, A's new apodted son...erm...uh daughter...C was a tranvestite you see and...chose to have both sexual parts in his/her body...somehow. Anyway...Whammy raped him.her and got freaked out and baried himself for a week. The C leaped up on top of a horny cat and rode him all the way home to his hometown of New Jersy, where care baers and Christmas trees danced in jow and laughter.
Then two gays married. Their pet dinosuaric pig, Shim-Dog-Lima-Hima-How-Cow-Brown-Now-Humpy-Mac-Queen-Lativa, gave brith to three sexy beasts named: D, E, and F. D was unlike his other siblings becuase he didn't a litttle sticky thing opping out of his chest and looked like he had boobies like B. Then a giant taco fell from the sky, crushing D and everyone danced and ate his body hapily.
Then E liked F and Whammy poped out of the ground screaming "THEIR TAKING THE HOBITS TO INSINGARD!!" and then, out from Whammy's but poped Britney Spears, AKA: G...G was a whore...um...CARRY ON!!
Then G was a whore and dated H and I. But she liked I better becuase he was a straight line and he was good in bed. Then I unzipped his jacket revealing thousands on tiny avacadoes and they attacked G, ripping apart her flesh like worms! Then A wlalked in and was sucked into a vortex! thaat lead to candy land and he declared: I LIKE CANDY!! and sucked on a popcicle witch later became J becuase it reminded him of OJ...and muffens...
THEN LIGHT WAS BORJN AND STARTED EATING APPLES!! APPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!Then from out of no where...K fell out of the sky, a deathnote in hsi hands...but it wasn't a deathnote...it...was...a...LIFE NOTE!! and he brithed L and gave him a pet monkey along with a house on fire for free becuase he was soooooo nice. Then K retired and formed the Circle K and to this day people swear they hear his screams of pain in that gas station...SCREAMS.OF.PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!
The L was all like..."I'm pregnant... YAY FOR thingies!!"
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!