A/N: This is sooo short! Not that short but still.
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto. Period.
What to do When He Cheats
WARNING
Results are no guaranteed so do not blame me if something happens to you by following this list.
Okay. I'm Sakura Haruno, your average 18 year old girl. Say. Ever caught your beau kissing, making out or even having sex with another girl?
Well, just recently, this dude my best friend was dating cheated on her with the neighborhood whore. What a jerk, right? Poor Ino was heartbroken. The girls and I helped her plan her revenge. It worked. But I had some other ideas in my head so I continued it and thus, this list thingy was born!
For you ladies out there who's had their hearts broken by those cheating assholes.
If he's possessive/protective/both
I know what you're thinking. These kinda guys would never cheat. Well, ladies. Better be safe than sorry. You have no idea what's going on in that thing in they're head that they call a brain.
Anyway. You catch him making out with some other bitch. What to do.
Give them a taste of their own medicine, duh!
For those who do have no idea what the hell I'm talking about, it means make out with someone else in front of that man whore. See how he likes it. And try adding salt to the wound by sleeping (you know I mean *winkwink*) with a guy who's close to him. Maybe his brother, cousin, good friend?
Buuuut. This can result into two very different things.
-They'll be regretting even looking at that slut. (This is the reaction you want.)
-They'll throw a fit and destroy everything in their way. (Reaction you definitely don't want. Especially if they're strong,which they most probably are. Why date a guy without a six pack, right? ^.^)
Girls, if you don't have the heart to cheat on him, break up with him first. Then you go to their brother/cousin/whatever.
If he's the kind that could care less what you do if you find out
First of all, why the hell would you be going out with the dude in the first place? You should know better! But, since I'm so awesome, I have a way to make them suffer too.
Kick they're good for nothing ass into next year!
This is where your fighting skills come in handy. But hey, what girl wants to risk ruining those perfectly French manicured nails, right? Well, then. Gather your guy friends (that knows how to kick major ass) and make them do the work for you. You don't have to break a sweat and you beautiful nails stay beautiful. See? So easy…..
If he's the type that flirts with anything with boobs and a nice ass
These kind of guys are usually ex-playboys/man whores/womanizers and you're most probably his first actual girlfriend and not his sex toy. Charming the female population is their forte.
He'll know exactly what to say and when to say it.
"I'll try to change, baby. I promise you." "You're the only one I love. You know that." "She doesn't mean anything. It'll always be you."
Or he'll seduce you out of it.
Either way, if he's not stopping even after the fifth time, dump him like last night's potato salad!
Let's face it. He'll never learn. You have to buh-bye.
So, my fellow females out there, I hope I was helpful. And if you were wondering, Ino's guy was type number 2. Poor Kai's in the hospital now…..
And you should always remember one thing.
If he's not loyal, he's most probably not worth it.
A/N: Told you it was short. But I've never had a boyfriend before so I'll be happy if you help me making this longer by telling other type of cheating guys. ^.^ Just review or PM me.