/Topkek, have a good time reading this shit./

Zarya walked into Burger King and approached the cashier. There was a young guy behind a counter.

"Welcome to Burger King!" He said, "I will be pleased to take Your order, m'lady!"

"Wait, did you just assume my gender?!" Zarya was in shock, "I'll let you know, you white male scum, that it's because of the likes of you women are treated like shit around the world!"

"Umm… okay…?" The guy was confused, "So, may I take your order… please?"

"Oh, and now you're trying to cover that up, huh?!" Zarya was getting more mad, "Bring the manager here, I want to talk to the manager, NOW!"

"I-I don't think that's necessary." The guy said, "The last thing we want is to create a scene, right?"

"Oh, you scared? I'll teach you some manners, bitch."

And then Zarya turned around to see other customers and shouted:

"PEOPLE, listen up! This guy here is a sexist motherfucker! He ASSUMED my gender, and offended me!"

People hid their faces in their hands and/or covered their ears, because of how cringy the whole situation was.

"Well?" Zarya looked at the guy again, "Will you call your manager, or should I keep going? You didn't want to start a scene, right?"

"R-right…"

The cashier went to manager's office and explained the situation. The manager went to Zarya.

"Welcome, I'm the manager." He said, "What can I help you with?"

"What?! Why do you think I need a help from a man?! I don't need no help from men, I can do everything myself!"

"Well, then why did you call me?" The manager tried to stay calm.

"I wanted to let you know, that your employee over here offended me, and is a sexist, disgusting piece of shit."

"Excuse me, but I can't let you talk about my employees like that."

"And what, what are you going to do, huh?"

"I'll simply ask you to leave, if you don't calm down, of course."

"Oh really?!" Zarya yelled, "Well, excuse me, mr Big Boss, but you can't force me to leave. Haven't you heard that women now have rights, too? I know, right?! Weird, huh?!"

"Asking anyone to leave the restaurant is very extreme, that's why I ask you to calm down, take your order if you want and not to disrupt other customers' peace."

"SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT I'M TOO LOUD?!" Zarya got ultra-triggered, "You male, racist motherfucker, how dare you say that to me?!"

"Please, calm down, or I will be forced to call the police."

"Well do it then! Do it! But they won't do shit, cuz I'm leaving! And I will SUE you, and this whole Burger King company!"

Zarya left and slammed the door on her way out.

Zarya went to the court on the same day and sued the manager of that restaurant and the whole Burger King.

However, not everything went as she planned, because she was diagnosed unstable and sociopathetic, and accused of disrupting people's lives, wasting the manager's and the Burger King CEO's time, causing damage to the restaurant's door, provocative appearance, overdosing illegal steroids, and overall retardness.

THE END

/Very connected and relevant to Overwatch universe, m I rite?/