So me and Zora(TrueWhiteLightRangerZora) have come up with an idea. This is based off of the Random moments that me and Zora do on our forum. It may get a little bit confusing at one point. BTW I'm Abby in this story
Summary: I'm Zora's adopted big sister, my boyfriend is Cole, who is also Zora's Cousin. So what happens when Cole and I move in with Zora? NOT INCEST BECAUSE I AM ADOPTED!
Just a little warning: this is going to be the most stupid, random, crazy, purely idiotic story in the history of Fanfiction. These will kinda be split into two parts that aren't connected time wise, but do make reverences to each other.
Abby POV, The Gnomes.
"Why do things like this always happen to me?" I thought as Cole and Zora fought again. It was like the fifth time today, they just can't stop. Whenever they stop, they just find something to fight over again.
CRASH
"Ugh that is the third broken thing this week! That's it, I'm done, I'm taking a nap. Let them trash Zora's house. It's not my problem!" I sigh and then go take a nap.
With Zora and Cole, Cole POV
"Hey Cole, guess what," I look at her annoyed; we've got into five fights today. Sometimes I wish me and Z got along better, but the fights were pretty amusing sometimes, even Abby will admit that.
I took a deep breath attempting to keep my calm and asked, "What Z?" She just stares at me for a couple seconds and finally says something. Its just wasn't something I was expecting to hear.
"Imma go kill Abby!" I stared, utterly confused, but then again this is Zora were talking about.
"Uhhhh…" I was about to say something, but she cut me off.
"Don't say anything or I'll kill you!" I stare some more, hoping to God that she isn't serious. She might be though…. I run for my life, screaming.
"ABBY!"
Abby POV
"ABBY!" I didn't want to wake up so I just lied there and pretended not to hear anything. I was still pretty much asleep, but I knew what was going on somewhat. Zora probably just scared Cole again, it happens a lot actually.
"ABBY ABBY ABBY! Wake up!" I groan, but don't open my eyes yet.
"What do you want Cole?" I now had my eyes opened, he looked terrified, that's not good.
"Zora is going to kill you!" I just stared, what is he talking about?
"…what?" just then Zora ran into the room and I got out of bed. She had Cole's Scythe, that's perfect.
"HIYA!" She screamed as she smacked Cole on the head with it. She turned to me, "YOU'RE NEXT!" Cole was still on the floor.
"Zora just put the Scythe down, we really don't want you to kill us." I tried to reason with her, but she's Zora so it wasn't working.
"Or anyone for that matter!" Cole was up now and had said that.
"Thank you Cole, you probably just made this worse for us!" I watched as Zora hit Cole with his scythe again. And again, and again.
Cole POV
"I've ALWAYS wanted to do that!" I looked at Z shocked. Why did I have to get stuck being related to the craziest person ever?!
"Why would you want to do that?!" she shrugged.
"Well, 1: You're annoying, 2: You're dating my sister, 3: You did that…. thing with her, 4: You almost dumped my head in a toilet, and 5: YOU ATE ALL MY CAKE!" I just stared at her. Those were stupid reasons, mine are better.
"Ok my turn. 1: You're like ten times more annoying than me, 2: I love your sister, 3: I do not regret that thing at all, 4: I had to you were being annoying, again, and 5: IT WAS MY CAKE! BESIDES YOU ATE HALF OF IT, CHOPPED MY HAND OFF AND THEN ATE THE REST OF THE CAKE!" Ha mine ARE better!
"1: you're older than me, so you're more older and annoying, 2: I HATE YOU, 3: You better regret it all after I'm done with you, I'll do to you what I told you before" I shiver when she says that, but I hold my ground. Hehe the earth ninja is holding his ground "4: I JUST WANTED YOU TO GET THE COOKIE JAR! 5: Eh, what can I say? IT WAS WROTH IT! And plus you should've known better then to give me something sharp" This means war.
"1: You're a little kid so it makes you more annoying. 2: You can't hate me just because I love your sister. 3: That's what people who love each other do! *winks at me* 4: IT WAS MY COOKIE JAR! 5: I DIDNT GIVE YOU THE KNIFE YOU TOOK IT FROM ME!" Abby is looking at us like were both crazy, which we kinda are, but Z is WAY more crazy than me! She shakes her head and sighs. She looks cute when she does that.
"I just know that this is bound to end in a war so just for future reverence: NEVER EVER INCLUDE ME IN THE FIGHT!" That of course gives Zora a terrible idea.
"Men, I call upon war!" Suddenly little gnome people from Gravity Falls come out and form that robot thing, and I grab my weapons, "Pray for mercy from, Me, Zee!"
"Um….Cole?" I hear Abby say, but I don't look at her, I just stare at the robot thing.
"Yea Babe?" I ask her and we finally glance at each other and then to Z and back.
"I would run if I were you." I nodded and turned toward her.
"I like that plan." I state then start sprinting down the hall with the robot thing hot on my tail.
I hear Zora scream "RUN YOU BUTTLOGS! RUN!" I take her advice, that I'm sure wasn't advice, and run faster.
About fifteen minutes later Z finally called off the gnomes and found me and Abby breathing hard in the room we stopped in. "You didn't...have...to chase...us!" I say and glare at her.
She just smiles, wickedly, "Yes, yes I did! You two need to lose some weight!" I look at her with a 'You serious right now?' look and her smile becomes slightly less wicked, "Okay, Abby, YOU'RE the one who needs to lose weight." Ooohh that's gonna piss Abby off.
I look at my girlfriend's sexy body- She has big hips and a tiny stomach, but, hey comes from your greatest imperfections -and say "I think she looks perfect. Maybe YOU need to lose weight Z!" Z looks at me like 'You serious right now?'
Abby who was looking at me lovingly until I said the last part was now saying "Great comeback Cole, but thank you for the body compliment." She smiled and I smiled back. It was sweet, so of course Z had to ruin it.
"Hey, this is coming from the guy who ate a full size wedding cake all by himself! I, on the other hand, is still only a kid, and doesn't get fat easy" She responded in a smart alec way.
"YOU ATE LIKE HALF OF THAT CAKE! Besides I'm a ninja and I have a crazy hot body." I wink at abby who knows that I do, indeed, have a crazy hot body and won't hesitate to say that I do, "I don't ever need to lose weight"
"...gross..." I think she got what we meant by that wink.
Still Cole POV, The Cake.
"Hey Abby, I just thought of something." I informed my lovely girlfriend, who looked up from her magazine, that she was reading in my lap. "Why do we live with Zora?" She thought for a moment and then shrugged.
"I don't know, I guess we just do. Oh wait I remember! Were broke and we don't have jobs." I nod and then Zora walks in with eight giant, swirly, rainbow lollipops. I immediately get up, which causes Abby to fall, and I run to Zora and put on the most pleading look I can. She must have some mercy in her because she sighs and hands me two.
"YES!" I notice Abby still on the floor- I know her well enough to know that she is just to lazy to get up- in an odd position. "Oops….Hehe…Sorry babe." I smile weakly at her who just shrugs.
"No, its Ok its not the worst position I could be in." I nod then remember the one time she was in a worse one. I laugh and Zora gives me a weird look.
"I just remembered once when she was in a worse position and it was hilarious." Abby immediately gets up, knowing exactly what I'm talking about. Zora looks at us both disgusted.
"I don't need to know, we could just you know… leave it at that." She was catching on and said "If you guys loved me, you would keep the door closed while your doing those…things...and another thing...stop doing your…things in my room... its weird" Abby looked ready to kill me for bringing this up.
"But your bed is SO much more comfortable then ours! And it's better to-" I think you all know what I was about to say, but before I could really say it, Abby cut me off.
"Ok I think that's enough Cole!" Hehe it's funny to see her nervous like this.
"Cole, honestly, what happened to you?! And also...you owe me a new bed!" I shrugged and was about to say something about the first part but then she said the second and I thought of something.
"So me and Abby can keep this one then?" I asked her hopefully. Abby wasn't as happy.
"Cole, babe, I love you, but please, just stop talking. Your making this worse for us." I smiled when she said I love you but frowned when she pretty much told me to shut up.
"But what-" maybe I should shut up because every time I say something Z looks more grossed out with us.
"Cole what did I say about the talking thing?" I looked at her and she glared then I looked at Z and she glared at me. Man, I feel hated today! Isighed and answered her.
"Not to do it." I said it in the most hurt way I could so she would at least stop glaring, it worked she walked over and grabbed my hand, telling me that she wasn't trying to be mean.
"Good now stay that way. Z how about me and Cole move into the spare room and you get your room back?" She asked Z I nod in agreement and look at Z, but she looked even more disgusted.
"I don't want my room back...that's where you guys did… that..." Oh makes sense now.
"What if we clean it?" I heard Abby say and looked at her shocked; she hates cleaning.
"What? i don't wanna clean it!" She then gives me a glare that could make even Garmadon run away screaming. "Ok we'll clean it, Jeez scary girlfriend." I whispered the last part, scared of what she might do to me if she heard it.
"No...Once that happens, it happened. I'll stay in the Basement; you two get these rooms, okay? I'm more closed off down there, and plus there's an extra kitchen in there with a 100 in TV" Wow, the basement sounds awesome, but I still really like this bed.
"Well at least we don't have to clean it. We can use the time more 'wisely'" As she says this Abby Winks and smiles wickedly at me. I wink back and Z just sighs.
"I'm not gonna say anything, but I think that I need to have a little 'chat with Cole." She grabs me and throws me into a spare room. "Hey Abby can I borrow this for a second? Thanks."
"Don't hurt him Zora!" I hear Abby yell before Z closes the door.
30 minutes later
I walked out of the room, terrified for my life. Z said…. things that I can't- or rather don't- ever talk about.
I see Abby and she looks at me and gently touches my arm, I flinch and back away a little, "What happened?" she asks, I look at her and shake my head.
"…..I don't even want to talk about it." She hugs me and I immediately pulled back when Z walked out, and glared at me. Abby looks between me and her.
"What did she do to you?" I look at her even more terrified now that Z is in here.
"I'm not gonna say it." Z stares at me again and then points her middle and pointer finger at her eyes, then back at me. I almost scream.
"Oh dear, he is scarred for life." Abby says and grabs my hand. I flinch again but hang on for dear life when I know that it's just her.
Abby POV
"Okay so now that that's over….. who wants cake?" She pulls a knife out of the knife holder thing. Cole screams and hides behind me, shaking. I almost laughed, but held it in.
"Oh shit, you really scared him didn't you?" I do chuckle slightly at this.
"Yes, yes I did." I laugh at how proud she is of that and give Cole a quick kiss, which he flinched away from again.
"Oh God, my poor baby" I say as I smooth down his hair.
"Yea… he might have nightmares for awhile." Crap, I love my no fighting, peaceful nights.
"Oh man, night is the only time I get peace and quiet, well unless its one of those nights." I say as Z shivers.
"Ew" I look at her disgusted face and shake my head, trying to get the thoughts out of it.
"Sorry that one slipped out." She looked even more disgusted. I look at her kind of shocked; I didn't think that she would get that one.
"Ew!" She quickly ate her cake and then left me to keep calming Cole down.
Later that day…
Cole, Zora and I were watching TV when Zora voices the very thought that Cole had earlier. "Abi, Cole, how come you guys don't have a house, but I do? I mean I'm like a 13 year old." I was about to answer, but Cole beat me to it.
"Because we can't afford a house and we love you!" I laugh, its my turn to get him in trouble with Z.
"It's not nice to lie to people Cole." he looks at me offended and I just shrug.
"I'm not lying! i love you Z!" he try's to tell her, but she is mad at him already.
"Cole, get your butt out of this house! I'm kidding, or am I?" we both look at her, sort of scared now. She could easily kick us out, it is her house.
"Come on, do you really want big, awesome cousin to leave?" he looks at her like 'think this through carefully'
"Yea, you seemed pretty excited when you found out that we were moving in." I added, praying to God that she wouldn't really throw us on to the streets. She looks at us, shocked.
"When did you guys move in?!" I just realized that. One time we just snuck over, did…it, in one of the spare rooms and then decided that we would stay here. I don't really want to tell her that, but apparently Cole has other plans.
"We didn't mo-" I clamped a hand over his mouth and glared at him.
"Cole if you say one more word, I will steal your scythe and chop of the one thing that makes you a man!" He looks terrified now and runs to the spare room. I look at Z and she's just as wide-eyed as I am. "I think I scared him." I run to the room, Z is still sitting on the couch still shocked that I would even say that.
I got into the room and saw that he locked himself in the closet, great. "Come out of the closet Cole. I wouldn't even dare bring the scythe close to your awesome body. I promise." He comes out hesitantly. "See? I don't have your scythe. I don't even know where your scythe is. I'll make you another cake." Now he is excited and hugs me tightly.
He goes to watch TV again and I go to see if Zora is still in shock. I find her in the kitchen with the same wide-eyed expression as before. She gets out of the shock to greet me, "Oh hey, did you find him?"
"Yea, he was in the closet. The only way I could get him out was by offering cake, so now I have to make a cake." Dang, I didn't think of that part. Where is Zane when you need him?
"Just go to Baskin Robins and get one of the big ice cream cakes, he likes those." I shrug, beats actually making the cake.
Twenty minutes later I get back with the beautiful, ice cream and candy filled cake. The first one I meet is Z. She see's the cake and pretty much attacks me.
"Hey I got the kind with a crap ton of candy and ice cream, is that Ok?" She nods happily and is hopping up and down in joy.
"if you got that kind, you're forced to share it with me too!" I think about it for a moment then shake my head at the out come of it.
"Um no I don't need two sugar high cousins bouncing around, while one is constantly making out with me- which I don't mind one bit." I shiver slightly at what I super sugar high Cole and Zora would be like. She takes a deep breath and I'm slightly scared that she is going to yell.
"Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaassssssssssssssseeeeeeeee eeee?" I sigh and give her the cake, she laughs like a maniac and I just smile.
"Ugh i love you both way to much" We both laugh and she books it to Cole to tell him about the cake.
"COLE GUESS WHAT ABBY GOT!" I laugh and walk into the living room that is now empty because Zora had dragged Cole to the kitchen to eat the cake. Oh hey that reminds me.
"Zora don't use the knife around Cole!" I yell now extremely worried for my boyfriend. Zora + ANYTHING sharp = bad, bad juju.
"Okay...I'll make sure that I don't-WHOOPS!" I then heard a scream. Coles scream.
"Oh god what happened? Do I even want to know?" I was getting the first aid kit, hoping and praying that it was a small cut. Small cuts are easy to fix. Big ones…. not so much.
"Somebody call 9-1-1! Cole for some unknown reason got his hand cut off!" I froze and booked it to the kitchen. I see Zora leaning against the counter top and Cole on the ground cradling his arm that had blood gushing out of it. That's a big cut.
"Hey I didn't do anything! He slapped the cake out of my hands! He encouraged me to do it!" I look at her like 'you serious right now?'
"NO I DIDNT! GOD THIS HURTS!" I ran to Cole and helped him stand.
"So wait, you're saying that you didn't call 911 yet? Oh god you two are terrible! Zora you are never allowed to be alone with Cole ever again and Cole... STOP TRUSTING ZORA! I guess ill go call the ambulance." I pick up the phone and let Cole lean on the counter next to Zora.
I come back in to see Z eating the cake and Cole watching her with disgust. "Really Z you're eating the cake. You just chopped off my boyfriends hand… and you're eating the cake" She nods and continues eating it. "Oh god ok Cole hang on I just called 911, there on their way." He nods.
"Dude sis this cake is great! I love the ice cream ki-Hey Cole! Don't get blood on my counter!" Cole glares at her, but is wincing every second so it's really not that scary.
"Ok the ambulance just got here, Cole" The doctor uses magic to put his hand back on, and he comes home "Ok So Zora you aren't allowed to be with Cole unless I'm with you. Cole, you need to stop trusting Zora." Zora left and I ask Cole if his hand hurts.
"Not too much, it's just kind of numb now." I nod and he stares at the ground awkwardly, I know what he is thinking.
"Just say it Cole." he looks up and smiles.
"It's make out time!" Dumbest line ever. I laugh and we kiss. and kiss some more. And more. And continue like that for the rest of the night.
….or until Zora walks in on us.
Yes, there will be more chapters. So this actually turned out better than I expected! I thought it would be stupid, well it is, but I mean like REALLY stupid. So I hope you liked it!
Shout out time! Red-Golden Wings, PowerinPink, TrueWhiteLightRangerZora, SilverChangedHerNameAgain, Xion98, Janinaharm, Wafflegirl0304 and newcomer IceLover96! (Message for Zora: BOLAKASHA! And I hope you liked the first chapter!)