"Niji is."
A Google search of me revealed the following disturbing facts:

Niji is a volunteer group consisting
of nine members.
[I'm so helpful!]

Niji is mildly entertaining.
[A guy walks into a bar...]

Niji is working on getting me some animated gifs.

Niji is a very active and sometimes
bratty bird.
[TWEET!]

Niji is ...
[Yes I am.]

Niji is located in Trois-Pistoles, Quebec.

Niji is a trademark of Objective Software.
[*Has a large TM sign on her forehead*]

Niji is remembered by Serge Tomé in Lightness and Grace.

Niji is our ...
[God?]

Niji is presented on emergency, displaying signs of pain and difficulty swallowing.
[Help. O_O]

Niji is a very wise person and very caring.
[No, I did not bribe them to say that. *Sweatdrop, innocence*]

Niji is to give your Mac a NextStep appearance.

Niji is the Regency's highly-rated Japanese restaurant.
[EAT AT ME.]

Niji is only open for lunch.
[Can I pencil you in?]

Niji is a registered trademark.
[See Objective Reference for details.]

Niji is a hit single.
[Doo wah diddy...]

Niji is an assistant lecturer at Saitama University.

Niji is the opening song for the RuroKen movie.
[o.O]

Niji is een systeemkennis die de interface van je Mac verandert.
[Er... Oongawa chaka booga?]

niji@is.tokushima-u.ac.jp
[what@theheck.o.O]

The journey to the Fountain Niji is long.

Niji is fighting with a ninja racoon.
[Hi-yah!]

Niji is recorded.
[This message will self-destruct when you least expect it muahaha.]

Niji is so ...
[I, like, know what you, like, mean, like!]

Niji is when Youta & Ai walk through downtown in the snow.
[...What?]

Niji is an impressive collection of pens.
[I come in fountain or gel!]

Niji is in my eyes another average techno piece.
[Aw... ._.]

Niji is ranked 136.
[We're #1! We're #1!]

Niji is yet one more of its many assets.

Niji is updated.
[Finally!]

Niji is Nikon's finest titanium frame yet.

Niji is extremely sturdy.
[Hoo-hah!]

Niji is another great song.
[I'm STILL a hit single!]

Niji is popular because of reasonable prices.
[Try not to think about that one. o_O]

Niji is shredded by shards of ice.
[HOLY #$%@!!]

Niji is okay.
[Yay. I live.]

Niji is "rainbow" in Japanese.
[Ssh! They don't know that yet!]

Niji is to merge more routes into one.
[...Go me?]

Niji is Denki Groove's song.

Niji is majdnem tokeletes volt (!!!)
[Faho gshoba oodawaka! *Gasp*]

Niji is a cool ...
[...A cool what?]

Niji is a girl that seems to have it all together.
[I'M LATE FOR EVERYTHING! AAAIIEEEE!!]

niji is the BEST!!
[And the crowd goes wild!]

Niji is the paper company
of choice.
[3 out of 5 paper-eating evil birds agree!]

Niji is not gay.
[...Yay!]

Niji is property of Keila Tenshi.
[...Aw.]

Niji is stunned momentarily.
[O_O! ......]

Eeeeeeeeeeeey Niji is een schat van een mens zo bestaat er
maar 1, kzen dol blij da het een keigoeivriendin van mij is, kwil ze ook nooit...
[*Is too stunned to wonder what whoever wrote this is smoking*]

Niji is our Japanese restaurant with sushi bar and teppanyaki room.
[........ *De-stunned*]

Niji is the best~ I want to cry.
[You're just jealous!]

Niji is a cool system extension.
[*Puts on digital shades*]

Niji is the oldest of the Inner Moon Senshi.
[Sailor Stupidity! *Flash sparkle*]

niji is fat
[... ,__,]

Niji is reading an HTML book.
[According to this, the tag reminds us we forgot about the self-destructing message somewhere up there....]

BOOOMMM!!