A/N: Lol, I haven't been updating my other story lately, I'm so sorry! I'm trying to get past my writer's block. Therefore, I have made this ridiculous way of getting rid of writer's block. Writing short, stupid, clichéd, really random, weird and other kinds of Twilight fanfics that break all rules that Twilight fanfics should hold. And no, I swear my mind is not dirty. Really. ;; Oh and my writing really isn't THIS bad. Please R&R anyways.
DISCLAIMER: I WISH Twilight belonged to me. Sadly, I only own the books. Not any of the characters or anything else. D':
"Bella?" Edward's voice drifted past me. I turned to face him.
"I just realized I hate you." His face was seemingly blank, like in a trance but there was also some hatred in his eyes.
"But why?" I asked desperately. He shrugged. "I don't know. I just do." He got up and left. I didn't hear of him and his family since.
Then, what is supposed to be a few months later but only feels like ten seconds, he came back. "Bella!" he cried. "I'm sorry! I love you too much! Forget all I said and take me back!"
"Oh! Oh!" I exclaim. "Of course I will, even though I have been empty and lost all these months." Then we started making out.
And then, the next morning, I found out I was pregnant. "How is this possible?" I wondered, seeing as Edward was a vampire and we have not had any sex or anything.
I saw a note next to me.
'Bella,' it read.
'Despite all I have said before, I have decided to leave you again. Good bye.
Edward.'
"NOOOOO!" I yelled and suddenly gave birth. And then a vampire suddenly appeared out of nowhere and bit me. And ten seconds later, I became a vampire. I did not even crave blood a single bit too! I even found out I could read minds, see the future, move objects with my mind, hypnotize people and turn into a wolf!
Then Edward suddenly came back again and begged for forgiveness YET AGAIN. And then I forgave him despite all that had happened and we made out again.
The End.