Clearence
Sale
At the edge of the
Universe
This is my latest fanfic, sorry about the crappy writing, it's just because this is my first attempt writing a romantic comedy with different plots happening at once. And yes the romance writing in this is crappy, so don't complain too much. :o
The sunlight burst through the window of apartment 1i early that morning. A naked orange-haired Fry was awoken to find a naked one eyed woman next to him (2 naked people+bed :) He was always happy to see this sight every morning, not just to see her naked, but just to see her at all, by his side, made him smile so much that nothing bad could make it disappear. Only if anything bad happened to her, it would not only make his smile go away, but make his soul shatter into pieces. He had thought of a gift to show Leela these feelings he had deep down inside for her. He knew were to get it as well. Leela woke up, looking at Fry who was staring off into space.
"Morning Fry." She said softly.
"Morning Leela." He responded
"What are you looking at?"
"Oh what, oh uh nothing, just thinking."
"Hmm, that's a first, what are you thinking about."
"Nothing."
"Well alright, come on, we need a shower."
"Aw man, shower every night, why is everybody such a clean freak."
"Well would you do it if we showered, together?" Leela asked seductively.
Fry rushed to the bathroom as fast as he could.
A few blocks away at the Robot Arms apartment, Bender and Gordy were talking.
"So, you're saying that if I join the Grape-juice chug-a-thon, you'll give me half the cash?" Gord said look at Bender suspiciously.
"Yea, it's a fair deal." Said Bender.
"No, your just gonna run off with the money."
"Of course not, would I lie to you?"
Gord looked at him seriously.
"Ok so maybe I would, but c'mon man you gotta do it."
"Why can't you do it? You're the one drinkin' half the freakin time!"
"That's because grape juice affects my-uh killing all humans unit, yea."
Bender said, sliding the contest contract closer to Gord.
"My ass." Said Gord with a irritated face.
Then Bender looked angry.
"I'm beginning to become testy, my thirst for human blood is getting crazy! And your skin is looking mighty good for a leather couch right now!"
Gord signed the papers in a split second, even his handwriting looked good.
Fry and Leela were done taking their shower, and they got dressed.
"Well it's Sunday, and we don't have work, what do you want to do Fry." Asked Leela pulling down her tank top.
"I know, follow me." Said Fry as he tugged Leela's arm.
At the PE building, Bender and Gord are at the front, trying to break in.
"Are you sure you want to go through all this just to go to some stupid contest." Said Gord.
"Hey, if you want to join Honest Benders crew, then you have to do as I say!"
"Yes sir!" said Gord tightening up.
As Bender and Gord enter the building, Fry and Leela walked up to the entrance.
"Where are you taking me Fry?"
"To a place that just opened at the edge of the universe, I wanted to check it out, and I knew you would like it, so I decided to bring you too."
"Aw Fry, that's so sweet." Leela replied with a smile.
But that's not all... Fry thought to himself.
Just as they entered the building, they could see Gord and Bender in the PE ships bridge, Bender is trying to hi jack the vessel.
"What are the idiots doing this time?" Leela said, running with Fry to the ship.
"I dunno, but when I get their, I'm gonna kick their asses." Said Fry to himself.
"Can you hurry up please, I wanna get out of here as fast as I can," Said Gord.
"Shut up steak head! I'm trying to work here! Why isn't this working! Oh man, that's the last time I trade a USB port with a ship!"
Just then the door opened, and to their surprise, Leela and Fry stood there, peering down on them angrily.
"Uhhh, it was Gord, yea he programmed me for evil!" shouted Bender running for the window. As he jumped for the window, he read a sign saying "Anti jumping-out-of-window-escaping glass"
"Aw crap" 'BANG' "Ow"
"Alright, what are you two doing here?" Asked Leela angrily.
"Bender wants me to win this stupid juice drinking contest at some mall at the edge of the universe."
"Dammit, why didn't you lie, are trying to get kicked out of Honest Benders crew?" Yelled Bender in the background.
"Why didn't you tell us? You guys were so close from me never giving Leela her pres-oh." Said Fry as he cut himself off.
"Well, we never thought you would be coming here, why? You guys coming to the same place?" Said Gord, then Dr.Zoidberg walked in with his eyes nearly closed.
"Vhat with all the fighting and what not, can't a guy be poor and homeless in piece?" Complained the lobster.
"What are you doing here?" Asked Leela.
"Hello, poor and homeless? What is this a seniors home?" Responded Zoidberg.
"Well, since all of us are going to that new mall, why don't we all go?" Said Gord.
"A mall? With friends? Hooray!"
"Well, alright." Said Leela with a sigh.
"Oh man, I wanted it to be just you and me!" said Fry to Leela.
"I know me too, but hey, look at the bright side, they all have somewhere to go, which would just leave you and me for awhile."
"Yea I know." Said Fry still looking at the floor. Then Leela gave him a kiss on the lips.
As they made their way through the universe, Fry and Leela were asleep in their quarters, Zoidberg was asleep on the turret, and Bender and Gord took the bridge. Discussing their plans.
"Alright, you go straight to the contest, and I'll go my own direction, then we'll meet at the food court after the contest is over."
"Well, why can't you come with me instead?"
"Cuz I'm not allowed to be 500 feet near any contest, court orders."
In Leela and Fry's room, they both lie in bed, holding each other as they were asleep. Fry had a dream about him and Leela, having kids, buying a house, then growing old together, then be buried beside each other, only to be beside each other again for an eternity in heaven. He could still feel the warmth of his body next to hers, making his dream feel more of a reality whenever they touched. This moment was interrupted when a transmission from Bender woke them up.
"Yo skintubes, we're here."
As Fry and Leela where coming out of their quarters, there was a rumbling of the ship, which made Zoidberg come crashing down from the turret, almost crushing the couple.
The three of them rushed to the bridge to see what was going on. It was Gord trying to land in a parking space. He parked in a blue paved spot with what appeared to be the professor's head in the middle of it.
"Whew, landed that we-"
Then an electronic voice was heard.
"Sorry, but you are parked in a 'insane evil mad scientist space' please move or be vaporized, MUHAHAHAHAAHAHAH"
Then Leela grabbed the controls and pulled out before a laser beam came out of nowhere and blew up the parking space. After hours of searching, the group managed to find a normal, safe parking space, and entered the mall. Their jaws dropped when they walked through the doors.
END of ch.1