Here's just a cute little parody bit with Master Splinter and Mikey to help me concentrate on my fic!
Disclaimer: I don't own TMNT, Hogwarts, Bowflex, birds, but I do have this fine computer chair...
Rating: Very safe! Come bring your kids! LoL
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"Hey, Master Splinter," Michelangelo called out, brandishing a letter in the air. "I've gotten a letter!"
Master Splinter came out of the dojo into the kitchen where his youngest son was waiting for him. Mike displayed a silly, bemused expression and supported a wide smile upon his beak. Splinter gave his orange clad son an annoyed look. "Michelangelo, my son, if it is another letter from the Bowflex company, I am not interested in becoming as you put it, "seriously ripped" and to have a "killer bod'".
"No, sensei, it's a letter of acceptance."
"Acceptance? To what, my son?" Master Splinter asked, confused.
Mikey pulled his letter closer to his face and read, "Dear Mr. Michelangelo Splinter-son, we hereby inform you that you have been accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."
Splinter stood in front of his youngest for a moment, looking quite comical by just gaping at Mikey. "Michelangelo?"
Mikey grinned even further. "Don't worry, Sensei, I just thought it was pretty bodacious."
"How did you get that letter?" Master Splinter asked.
"A bird thing brought it."
"A bird?"
"Yeah, a white owl."
Splinter raised a fury eye brow. "Where is it now, my son?"
"I dunno, probably flying around somewhere. You know waiting for me to accept."
"Michelangelo, you are not going to this school." Splinter informed him, exasperatedly.
"Bummer but I kinda guessed that." Mikey said a tad bit down cast but slightly nonchalantly. He shrugged and clearly bounced back to his happy self. "Like dude, I mean, I'm like a ninja!"
Splinter nodded. "That is very true, my son. Though, you may want to find that bird before it leaves a mess, Michelangelo."
Then out of nowhere, a snowy white owl flew out and hovered above Splinter's head. The owl was perplexed that its usual pray was larger then normal so it…
"Uh, Master-"
SPLAT
Master Splinter closed his eyes and then glanced at part of the gross glob of goop that landed upon his shoulder.
"I'll let the owl out now, Master…"
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