Ok, I got these ideas from funny comics I've seen and I hope you have some laughs and please enjoy!
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A Day At The Dentist
As usual, Sasuke was the first to arrive at the meeting place. It wasn't surprising as he got up at 5 every morning like me.
Sasuke leaned against the side of the bridge and closed his eyes, sighing. Soon, he could here footsteps approaching him.
"Sasuke-kun!" came a feminine voice. It was Sakura. She was happy as usual too. "Hi Sasuke-kun! And how are you this morning?"
"Hn," was all Sakura got for an answer.
"I wonder what we'll be doing today. I hope it's something exciting.
"The only excitement there is around here is watching Naruto suffer when he can't get ramen."
"TEME!" Naruto yelled, appearing on the scene.
"Oh hey Naruto," Sakura said, sounding pretty annoyed.
"Hi Sakura-chan! Lovely weather we're having 'ey?"
"No, I'm not gonna buy you some ramen after training."
"Aw man."
"Baka," Sasuke muttered.
"I HEARD THAT!"
"Hi, sorry I'm late," Kakashi said, appearing and giving his students a small wave.
"WHERE WE'RE YOU? WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR HOURS!"
"Stop your complaining Naruto! We haven't been waiting that long!" Sakura yelled.
"Quiet down you two. I came early for a good reason," Kakashi said. "It involves our mission."
"Mission!? What mission?" Naruto asked excited.
"Today is a very important mission. Today, your mission is to take a trip to...The dentist."
"WHAT!?" both Naruto and Sakura screamed.
"COULDN'T OUR MISSION BE MORE CHALLENGING? I MEAN, COME ON! EVEN SAKURA-CHAN THINKS THIS MISSION'S STUPID!
"I have to agree that this mission does sound pretty dumb," Sasuke said. 'Even dumber than Naruto. And I thought nothing was dumber than him.'
"Come on now, we don't want to keep the dentist waiting," Kakashi said, walking away. His team soon followed.
At the dentist...
"Hello, do you have an appointment?" the receptionist asked.
"Nope. But these three have," Kakashi said, pointing to Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura. Naruto looked pissed, Sasuke was as calm could be but Sakura however was as white as a ghost.
"Alright. You may go wait over there," the receptionist said, pointing to the are with a numerous amount of seats. After four minutes, a lady came out of a door.
"Haruno Sakura?" the lady who came out of the door said.
"Y-yeah. That's me," Sakura replied.
"Right this way."
Sakura went into the room and before the door closed she could hear Kakashi making a drilling noise.
After 3 minutes...
Sasuke and Naruto were waiting for their turn. Naruto was just sat with his chin resting on his palm while Sasuke sat reading a magazine. Well trying to at least if it wasn't for all the noise.
"Stay still!" the dentist's voice could be heard.
"But it hurts!" came Sakura's voice from inside the room.
"It wouldn't hurt if you stopped kicking!"
Sasuke sighed and got up.
"Sasuke-eh? Where're ya going?" Naruto asked. Sasuke walked into the room that Sakura and the dentist were in. he saw Sakura struggling with the dentist.
"You're hurting me!" Sakura cried.
Sasuke walked over to her and placed a hand on her chest. "Sakura," he said in a desperate voice. "Please make love to me."
At hearing this, Sakura was drifted into her fantasy world where she and Sasuke were married with a child.
"Hey she stopped," the dentist said. "Thanks."
"Anytime," Sasuke said walking over to the door.
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Well, how was that for a first chapter. But it doesn't stop there. Still more funny adventures!