Chapter 1 A night at the club
**Crash**
The sound of a sales screen being thrown across the room and shattering as it hit the wall is heard clearly throughout a crowded club in Middleton, all eyes in the room turning to Kim Possible who had just managed to side step the unexpected flying panel. Bewildered by the flying electronic device, her instincts took over as she dropped flawlessly into her fighting stance, internally thankful that she had chosen her favorite black slacks over the skirt she had been considering and immediately began searching the room for the origin of the usual weapon.
Across the room a buxom, dangerous, and infamous villainess feared through out most of the world but who was known only as Shego, was quickly closing the distance between herself and the red headed hero. More then a little ticked, in her mind Kim had once again but in and managed to ruin what was suppose to be a night of fun and relaxation for the unmatched (even if retired) thief. The former master criminal had gone out for a drink, some dancing, possibly even to hook up for the night if she could find a candidate that would meet her unusually high standards, but 'Kimmy' had barged into the same club. It had actually taken over an hour before the green woman noticed the hero was in the building, once she did she assumed that the ginger had come after her, again.
"What the hell are you doing here Kimmy!" Shego screamed as she threw a wild punch at Kim's head, the distance between to the two women now closed.
Kim blocked the shot wide with relatively little effort in a simple arm block, "I was having a good time with Mo. What are you doing here and why did you throw that thing at my head?" Kim asked gesturing to the ruin monitor while carefully pacing Shego as the green woman began circling the would be party crasher.
"I was trying to have a good time, Doy. Until little miss goody two shoes showed up and decided to ruin it." Shego bellowed, her irritation quickly growing. She kicked her leg out wide in a graceful and powerful arch, aiming squarely at Kim's blue blouse covered chest.
Kim turned and put both her arms up in front of her with practiced ease, absorbing most of the power of the kick, while she carefully stepped back, else she loose her sure footing "Care to tell me how my showing up at the same club, would have any effect on your plans for the night?" Kim asked putting her arms up as a show of good intentions, but remained in her fighting stance while carefully looking Shego over, seeing a simple outfit of black slacks matched with a purple v-neck tee while taking in Shego's body language.
"You came to take me in like you always do." The woman responded, her tongue dripping with venom while eying Kim as carefully as she could see the redhead eying her.
"So not. I came to hang out with Mo and last I checked Shego, you had a pardon. To the best of my knowledge you've stayed clean since then, and I have been checking. So, if I were to try to 'take you in', you couldn't be held and I'd be braking the law." She told Shego seriously.
"Wait, What? Really?" Was all Shego replayed, a suspicious expression on her face, still not letting her guard down.
"Yeah Shego. Wrongful arrest, excessive use of force, and assault, just to name a few." Kim listed for the fuming woman in front of her.
"So you expect me to believe that it's a coincidence that you just happened to show up at the same club?" Shego asked the red head, crossing her arms across her chest, tapping her foot irritably, still not believing the younger women.
"As a matter a fact, it was my idea to come here." Monique piped in. Slowly stepping up next to Kim. "I had heard that this was T.P.T.B., so I asked Kim to come check it out with me."
Shego looked more then slightly confused at what the young black women had just said, her foot stopping its assault on the dance floor.
"T.P.T.B., the place to be. Its Monique speak, you learn decipher it the more you get to know her." Kim translated for the obviously confused Shego, while shrugging her shoulders and finally stepping out of her fighting stance.
"Ooook." Shego responded with her usual sarcastic tone, pointing an accusing finger at the pair. "Then I think you both owe me a drink."
Kim sighed and rolled her eyes. "Sure, why not. But Mo doesn't owe you anything, if it was just her, you would have never noticed her." Kim pointing her own finger at Shego to accentuate her point. Mo just giggled at the two before heading back out on the dance floor, sensing that the real battle between the duo had just begun.
"Just for that, you owe me two." Shego said with a smirk, dropping her hand while looking for an open booth or the one that she wanted to make available if it were already occupied.
"Fine. What do you want?" Kim asked exasperated, looking over at the bar to see how busy the bar tender was.
"A red headed slut." Shego said with a raised eyebrow and a sly smirk, watching the young red head out of the corner of her eye for her reaction.
Kim blushed furiously. "I wanted to know what you wanted to drink Shego."
"The bar tender knows how to make them." Was all Shego said before walking away with a swish to her hips, heading for a booth currently unoccupied in the corner. Kim just stared dumbfoundedly at the woman, her face almost as red as her hair. Groaning her frustration at the woman, she headed towards the bar, giving thanks that the bar tender wasn't busy so she could order the embarrassing drinks without being overheard.
"Two red headed sluts please." Kim asked the bar tender as quietly as she could and still be heard over the sounds of the club, her blush still furiously burning her face, unable to make eye contact with the young man behind the bar.
The bar tender just laughed, "Sure thing, you must be with Shego." He stated more then asked as he began pulling out everything he needed to make the drinks.
"Um, do I even want to know how you know that?" Kim asked, still not looking at the young man, her embarrassment growing by the second.
"The drinks, it's her usual." He said while setting the drinks in front of the red head.
"Thanks." Kim said taking the drinks and handing the man some cash, before heading towards the waiting Shego.
"Two drinks Pumpkin? I know I said you owed me two, but I don't usually double fist." Shego quipped while looking at the drinks in Kim's hands.
"Who said they were both for you?" Kim shot back, handing Shego her drink as she sat down across from the woman and took a sip of the other.
"Are you even old enough to drink Princess?" Shego asked with a teasing smirk, while picking up her own drink.
"I'm about to get my degree I'll have you know." Kim shot back, "I happen to like a drink every now and then and this, what ever it is, isn't bad." She said while trying to analyze the faintly red liquid in her glass.
"It's peach schnapps, some special kinda jagermeister, and cranberry juice, I over heard someone else order one once and decided to try it. I liked it, so I order one almost every time I'm here." Shego told the red head simply, before taking a sip of her own drink.
"Hunh. Never figured you for someone that would do something that other people were doing." Kim said while carefully looking at Shego while trying to make herself comfortable before taking another sip.
"Normally I would agree with you princess, but she was cute and the drink sounded fun. Besides, I like the taste of a good red head." Shego said watching Kim in return, waiting for her reaction to the double andante.
Kim spluttered her drink once she caught what Shego had said, her face turning almost as red as her hair, not for the first time that night.
"What's the matter Kimmy, can't handle your liquor?" Shego laughed, while the red head was recovering from almost inhaling her drink.
"Its not the drink, and you know it." She said indignantly while crossing her arms across her chest.
"WHO THE HELL IS TEARING UP MY CLUB!" Someone yelled while storming out from behind the bar.
"Crap." Shego muttered under her breath, doing nothing to try and hide herself.
A young brunet women in a black and maroon ankle length dress came charging towards the table, her outrage obvious to everyone in the crowded club, the only surprise that it had taken this long for the owner to find out what had just transpired.
"I hope you plan to pay for that!" The young woman demanded, more the a little irate while pointing towards the damaged screen and wall. "Or I will call the cops." She huffed in front of the two, crossing her arms angrily across her chest.
"Oops, sorry about that. I saw red, literally." Shego said hooking her thumb towards the red head sitting across from to her, a mock innocent smile on her face, then reached into her purse. "Here's the number to my contractor, tell him to put it on my tab, and feel free to remodel if you want." She said handing the women a card.
The young woman looked slightly taken a back, "Wow, that's really generous." She said with more then a hint of sarcasm in her voice. "Who are you, and why the hell should I believe you and not call the cops?" She asked, taking the card from Shego's outstretched hand.
"Shego. Kim Possible." Was her response, while pointing to herself and her companion in turn.
"Shego, as in The Shego and Kim Possible?" She repeated, before falling shocked, into a near by chair. "Wow." She managed to gasp. A mixture or shock, fear and awe on her face, at the two powerful and famous women sitting at the table.
"It's OK, she's reformed. I think." Kim said looking sideways at the green former thief who just grinned at the comment.
"You would be?" Shego asked, turning her attention back to the now dumbstruck woman.
"Oh, sorry, I'm Janet. This is my club." The woman said, vaguely gesturing around her, still looking slightly shell shocked at both the woman sitting in front of her and the offer she made..
"Nice place you have." Kim said trying to get the conversation moving.
"Thanks. I've worked hard to make it the place it is, and now there's a whole in the wall." The young woman said proudly but still with a hint of anger in her voice, finally returning to her senses.
"Good. Cause I only go to the best clubs." Shego said while seeming to ignore the comment. "So here's the deal," Shego continued with her usual forceful attitude. "Use my contractor to remodel the place however you like. Inside and out, sky's the limit, I really don't care. In return all I ask, other then not calling the cops, is a private booth available when ever I come in. Preferably in black and green."
Janet thought about it for all of half a second, "Done, but I expect you to keep your word."
"I always keep my word. If he give's you any crap, call me, and I'll straighten him out." Shego told her while handing her another card. The card was flat black with metallic green lettering, all it said was Shego, and had a cell phone number on the back.
"I will, thanks." Janet said, rising and slowly heading back to her office in a daze, already thinking about how she planned to spend her new benefactors money.
"Wow Shego that was down right nice of you." Kim said teasingly.
"As if." Shego snorted. "Now I have a private booth at what I will make sure to be the hottest club in Middleton."
"Ah the real Shego comes out." Kim snickered, while leaning back in her seat.
"Just what is that suppose to mean?" Shego asked indignantly, crossing her arms across her chest.
"Nothing, nothing at all." Kim snickered with a smirk on her face, before taking another sip from her drink.
"Whatever Cupcake." Shego said rolling her eyes, downing the rest of her drink in one trow.
"OK Princess, you and the buffoon. I just don't get it." She said after setting down her now empty glass.
"Believe it or not, he's really sweet." The red head said defending her long time friend after finishing her own drink, the ice clinking gently as she set down her now empty class in front of her.
"Yeah, so is Candy. Doesn't mean I want her to be there when I get up in the morning." Shego said while waving over a waitress, but kept watching Kim out of the corner of her eye to see if she got the desired reaction. Sure enough, Kim's face turned as red as her hair again as she realized just what Shego had said. She did her best to try and hide her embarrassment, assuming or maybe hoping, Shego was paying more attention to the approaching waitress then to her.
"Don't be so shocked, I'm an equal opportunist." Shego winked suggestively at the redhead, who only blushed all the redder if that were possible.
"Can you just order your second drink so I can get out of here already." Kim asked looking away from green seductress, trying to change the subject.
"I do have manners Kimmy, you bought the first round, that means this one's on me. You'll have to wait if you want to pay your debt." She said turning to the waitress. Shego whispered something to the girl before sending her off.
"I'll be right back." The waitress said before heading to the bar.
"What did you order?" Kim asked suspiciously, not having been able to hear what the former thief had ordered over the music and general din of the club, and knowing that Shego was purposely prolonging her torture.
"Patience Pumpkin." Shego's trade marked grin making it's way to her face again.
"Your telling me to be patient? The most impatient woman on the planet, is asking me to be patient?" Kim felt like she had finally scored a point in there verbal sparing match when her opponents smirk twitched ever so slightly. On anyone else it could have been an involuntary muscle spasm and all but unnoticeable, but on Shego it was a good poker tell to Kim.
"Just wait." Shego all but growled knowing that Kim had managed to score a rare point on her.
A moment later the waitress returned with the requested drinks. Shego handed the waitress some money, while taking the drinks handing one across the table to her sparing partner of the evening.
Kim looked at the exotic green drink in her hand curiously. "What is it?"
"Some gin, a generous amount of Green Chartreuse, and a twist of lime." Shego said sipping at her drink, letting the mix swirl and burn over her tongue.
Kim took a sip of her own, letting the drink flow over her less experienced pallet. "Not bad." She said after a moments consideration.
Shego waited for Kim to start taking another drink. "I knew you'd like the taste of a Green Lady..."
Kim's reaction was just what Shego had hoped for. Kim's mouthful of drink was now spraying out all over the table in front of her, falling just short of hitting Shego. "What? I don't...I've never..." Kim's mouth and mind just couldn't quite agree on a sensible response, her face heating up again.
"The drink Kimmy, it's called a Green lady, I knew you would like it?" Shego informed the spluttering girl with a sly smile on her face that would make any succubus jealous.
Kim took anther, longer drink to try and steady her nerves.
"Your really need to loosen up Princess, or you might just blow a gasket. Who knows you might even have a little fun in the process." Shego jibbed playfully, while eying the redhead and crowd equally.
"Loosen up nothing, you did that on purpose, and you know it!" Kim said while glaring at Shego, daring the subvert to refuse the statement.
"Of course I did it on purpose, it's called flirting." Shego admitted openly, with a smug look on her face.
"What?" Kim asked, looking more then slightly shocked, which was something considering how often Shego had embarrassed the young woman in the last hour.
"Are you really that naive?" Shego asked, half seriously while rolling her eyes. "You do know what flirting is, don't you?"
"Yes! I'm not as much of a prude as you seem to think I am." Kim said before taking another drink, nearly draining her glass, then waiving down the waitress herself.
Kim whispered into the girl's ear, who nodded in response before returning to the bar.
"What do you think your doing Miss Priss." Shego asked while carefully measuring up the ginger.
"Proving to you that I'm not as big a prude or as naive as you think I am." She said while finishing her drink as the waitress returned with her order.
"What's this Princess?" Shego asked looking at what the waitress was setting on the table.
The waitress had brought back a bottle of green alcohol, a bottle of water, a plate of sugar cubes, two oddly shaped glasses with small bulbs at the bottom, and two odd looking slotted spoons.
Kim took one of the spoons and set it over her glass, placing a sugar cube over slots, and pored some of the green liquid over the cube, which soaked the sugar and flowed through the slots of the spoon. She continued poring till the small bulb at the bottom was full of the green alcohol. Reaching into her pants pocket she quickly pulled out a lighter, and proceeded to light the now soaked sugar on fire. Once the sugar started melting, she dumped the spoon into the glass igniting the rest of the drink.
After allowing the drink to burn it self out, she raised her glass, "la fée verte", and downed the drink in one swallow.
"The green fairy?" Shego asked, slightly confused.
"Why am I not surprised you speak french?" Kim sighed. "But that's not the question is it?"
"It's not? Then what is?" Shego asked bemused at this new Kim sitting in front of her.
"It's not. The question is, can you keep up?" Kim asked while setting herself up another drink. "As it is, your a drink behind."
Not one to back down from a challenge, Shego quickly set herself up a glass, doing as she saw Kim do, only instead of using a lighter, she lit her index finger, using her plasma to light the sugar a blaze. Allowing the flaming drink to put itself out, she downed it in one one swallow as the redhead had done, which Kim watched intently.
"Gah, what is that." Shego spluttered after swallowing the strange liquorish tasting green liquid.
"Absinthe. Don't tell me you never heard of it?" Kim asked while giggling.
"I've heard of it, but I thought it was illegal in the U.S.."
"Why would something being illegal stop the mighty Shego from having it? Besides, they lifted the ban a few years ago." Kim said still giggling, the alcohol starting to make its way through her system.
"Because as I understand it, it was was illegal for a reason." Shego said still processing the rather unusual tasting drink.
"If your talking about the supposed 'green fairies' people claimed to see after drinking it, the psychedelic properties of the drink were highly exaggerated. It was more likely the opium they were smoking."
"Leave it to you to be intellectual when you drink Pumpkin." Shego said setting herself up another drink. "So how did Middelton's resident hero stumble on the green fairy, isn't it a little bohemian?" She asked while lighting her drink with her finger again.
"Show off." Kim stated while lighting her drink with her lighter. "It was a dare at a party. Someone brought a bottle and showed us how to make it. What can I say, I liked it. If for no other reason then to get some fun reactions out of smug individuals." Kim replied while downing her drink with a well earned smirk.
"So our little Kimmy does have a bit of a wild side." Shego responded before downing her own drink.
"I'm not the hero all time, anymore then you were the international thief all the time. I need to be able to unwind too, it's a lot of pressure to be perfect all the time." The last part unusually somber for the red head.
The tone of Kim's statement struck Shego as being odd, at least odd to be coming from the red head. For the moment she remained silent while setting up her glass again, thinking that she might get to see some of the real Kim. Seeing Kim set up her own glass again, she reached over to lite the redheads drink before setting her own ablaze. An action Kim didn't even seem to register before both women stirred and drained there drinks.
"Do you have any idea what it's like to have live up the the hype that 'I can do anything' your whole life?" Kim asked no one in-particular.
Shego quickly realized that this was part of the real Kim, the one that no one gets to see. Not the world, not her friends, not even her family. It reminded her all to much of her younger self, before she had left team Go. "Believe it or not Kim, I do." Shego said quietly, more to herself then anyone.
Kim looked up from her glass, not sure if she heard what she thought she heard with a questioning look on her face.
"Lets go home Kim, it's getting early." Shego said in a gentle tone, forestalling what ever question the redhead was about to ask but knowing that Kim wouldn't want anyone to see the cracks in her armor anymore then she would herself. She helped usher Kim out of the crowded club, Leaving money on the table for the rest of there bill even though Kim had ordered the last round.
It was about two in the morning when the duo finally made it out of the club, by which point both women were truly smashed. Which in Shego's case was really something considering her comet driven metabolism. "So how exactly do you plan to get home Princess?" A slightly lisping Shego asked the redhead, while trying to keep the smaller girl upright, stumbling a little herself.
"The Sloth." Kim said with a more exaggerated lisp, pointing down the street to the purple car.
Shego looked at the young woman next to her as if she had sprouted three more heads. "You are not driving after all the drinks we've had." Shego scolded the girl.
"Of course not, your the law breaker here. Every time I stop home for more then a few hours, the tweebs upgrade some part of the sloth. A while back they managed to put in an AI based on Sadie, but the tweebs being the tweebs did it with their own 'style'" The last word dripping with sarcasm as they stumbled towards the waiting car.
"Meaning?" Shego asked.
"They based her personality on their favorite super heroes, both of them." Kim said exasperated.
"That doesn't sound so bad." Shego said, the words tripping off her tongue.
Kim sighed. "They based the AI off of both of there favorite characters, individually. "
"Sorry Kimmy. Still can't connect the dots." Shego said slumping a bit.
"Meaning the sloth has a split personality." Kim said plainly for the drunk thief.
"Your car is crazy?" Shego asked, with a confused look on her face.
"Not exactly, she can just...talk to herself, and I wouldn't let them hear you say that." Kim said pulling out her keys, hitting the unlock button on her key fob.
"Soooo, who did they base them off of then?" Shego asked drunkenly curious.
"Get in." Was all Kim said as she opened her door and poured herself into her drivers seat, Shego did likewise after closing the door for Kim and making her way around to the passenger side.
"Who's up to taking us home?" Kim asked, seemingly to know one.
"Greetings good friend Kim" A girl flew on to the car's dash screen. The girl was orange skinned, red haired, and had green eyes as bright as either Kim's or Shego's. She was waring a purple mini skirt with matching sports top, which showed a wide expanse of midriff and a tasteful amount of cleavage for her apparent age.
"You have company." A low, raspy but distinctly feminine voice could be heard saying, another girl appeared on screen emerging from a shadow that had suddenly appeared, then dissipated as soon as she moved clear. Only her blue lips and pale skinned chin could be seen from beneath the cowl of her dark blue full length cloak. Looking at her, no one would be able to tell you what she looked like, or what she was wearing under the cloak, or how old she was, let alone where she was looking.
"Yeah, we ran into each other at the club, and she just had to hit on me..." Kim said, the last word popping out of her mouth.
"Oh dear friends, I'm so glad that you to seam to be having fun with your friend on this GLORIOUS night." The orange girl bubbled.
"I could be reading, or meditating." The girl glowered from behind her cowl not that anyone could see it.
"So…"
"…Yeah." Kim deadpanned.
"So your brothers…" Shego started to ask.
"…yeah." Kim said again.
A sly grin spreading across Shego's lips, something that didn't go unnoticed by one of the characters on the cars dash screen.
"This doesn't look good." The moody sorcerers commented.
The orange warrior on the screen and the redhead behind the steering wheel shared a look of total confusion.
"Do I want to know?" Kim asked looking at Raven.
The blue girl's head moved lightly, like maybe she starting looking at something, or someone new. "I'm guessing, not but I think were going to find out anyway."
"I wonder what the tweebs programmed these two to do in there computers." Shego asked, the innuendo dripping from her lips.
"Ohmygod, eeeeeww." Kim shivered. "I so didn't need that mental picture."
"Me either." Raven quickly retreated into the distance of her computer generated 3D world.
Starfire just sat there, a confused look on her face. "Excuse please, but what …" she started to ask.
"…we are so not going there Star." Kim said with a shutter, to which Shego just smirked.
"So are you going to drive me home, or are we going to just sit here and wonder what twisted things your brothers have come up with?" Shego drawled. "Though either sounds good at the moment."
"So not." Kim said as yet another shiver ran down her spine. "Lets go."
"Where to friend Kim." Starfire asked, always eager to please
"My place." Shego said.
"Who said I was giving you a ride home?" Kim asked Shego in a mocking, playful tone.
"Simple, you're you." Shego responded sardonically.
"Meaning, what, exactly?" Kim asked back while crossing her arms.
"Doy, I've had more then you to drink, and I don't have a car that can drive me home. So unless you want me to drive drunk…" Shego trailed off.
All Kim could do was sigh. "Her place." Kim relented.
Raven came forward on her screen. "Were exactly would that be?"
"Down town, Central and Independence drive."
"In route." Raven said before disappearing into a shadow as the car stared up and began to head to there destination.
Kim had this stupefied look on her face as she tired to remember something about that address, something she knew she should know. She spent the whole short trip pondering the thought while Shego spent the trip watching Kim's expression with an absurd smirk on her face. The two pulled up in font of Shego's place a few minutes later.
"Figure it out yet Kimmy?" Shego asked, still seeing Kim's look of introspection on her face.
"Hun? Wha?" Kim sputtered, being broken out of her drunken reverie.
"Earth to Kimmy, come in Kimmy." Shego said while waving her hand if front the dazed redhead.
"Sorry, I started thinking something, then forgot what I was thinking about. " Kim said slurring almost every word.
"OOoook, Pumpkin is toast." Shego said looking towards the car's dash screen. "I can't believe I'm about to do this." She whispered to herself. "Do you two know if she has a roommate?" Shego asked the animated pair.
"She…" Starfire started, only to be silence by the hand of Raven being slapped over her mouth.
"I believe she lives alone." Raven said, stepping out from a shadow.
"Crap." Shego said to no one.
"Why do you want to know?" Raven asked suspiciously.
"Not that it's really any of your business, but I wanted to make sure she would make it to bed safely." Shego said with more sincerity then she intended.
"Interesting." Raven commented.
"What?" The green skinned women eyed the computer screen angrily. Kim almost forgotten, had began to slide over to Shego's side of the car, all but passed out.
"Just making an observation." Raven said flatly, while accessing the green woman.
"What ever, she's not going to make it home at any rate. She's staying with me tonight. Any objections?" She may have asked the question, but the tone of her voice made it clear she expected none.
"No, but I expect you to behave yourself or there will be consequences." Raven's dark hooded face fully filling the screen.
"Ha, like I'm afraid of a car with a split personality." Shego all but laughed while holding up the redhead.
Four sharp red eyes could be seen, glowing angrily from within the dark cowl. "How about a car with a split personality and a weapons system designed by Wade Load." She said through gritted, fanged teeth.
At that Shego could only stare in shock. "Ooook. Don't piss off the creepy car got it."
"Good." Raven said before the screen went dark.
Shego sighed to herself before opening her door and gathering up the small red head in her arms to carry her to her apartment.
The next morning a very groggy and hung over Kim Possible woke to find she wasn't in her own bed, or bedroom. At least she was pretty sure it wasn't. It's was hard to tell with the splitting headache and the blurred vision. She looked around to try and get her bearings, the rooms colors were vaguely familiar, lots of black's and greens and painting on one of the walls. 'This is not my room.' Kim quickly confirmed, but it was a few minutes before the situation had really dawned for the redhead.
One: She knew she was defiantly not in her room.
Two: She had no idea where she was.
Three: She had no idea how she got there.
Four: Clutching the blankets tight to her she realized that she was only wearing her underwear.
Five: Finally and possibly most importantly, that where ever she was, she was not alone in the bed.
This had never happened to her before. She was in a strange bed, in a strange house, with an as yet unknown person, next to naked with no idea how she got there. 'This is so the drama' She thought to herself, while trying to force her fogged mind to work well enough to figure out what to do.
'OK Possible, time to assess your options, I don't know where my cloths are, or my keys, or my purse, or where my car is for that matter. This is a fine mess you got your self into Possible...'
The body next to her shifted, Kim froze. The body settled again, still completely covered by a blanket.
'Big thanks for small favors. He's still asleep. 'Ohmygodohmygodohmygod, what I'm I going to do?' Kim silently screamed to herself, still looking around the room for options.
Little did the redhead know that her unknown bed partner was watching her from under her blanket. Shego was watching as Kim was freaking out over waking up in some strange bed and sighed. She knew she would have to end the fun sooner of later or she could have an armed, moody, possibly homicidal car after her. But she still smiled knowing that she got to see one of the rare times that Kim wasn't miss perfect.
"Relax Princess." Shego said from her place under the blankets.
Kim jumped at the voice coming from under the blanket next to her. "Shego?" Kim asked still freaking out a bit.
"Doy pumpkin." She responded, making no effort to come out from under her blanket.
"Um, Silly question..." Kim started, "but what exactly happened last night?" her face going red in embarrassment.
"I got you drunk, brought you home, took advantage of you, and we had hot lesbian sex all night." Shego said smirking under her blanket, waiting for young woman's reaction.
"I didn't…you didn't…we didn't…ohmygod…." Kim's vision went dark as she passed out, falling back into the blankets.
Shego finally extracted herself from her blankets and looked down a the young woman. "Wow. That is so not the reaction I expected." She said with a laugh.
Shego sighed again and reluctantly got up out of bed, deciding it would go better if she got dressed and found something that Kim could put on before she tried to bring the tightly strung girl around. She came back a few minutes later wearing a black tank top and dark green sweats, dropping a second set at the foot of the bed before cracking some smelling salts and waving them under Kim's nose.
"Earth to Kimmy, wakee wakee." Shego said, trying to rouse the girl.
"Wa, whaa happened?" Kim asked slowly returning to consciousness, her eyes snapped open when she realized the last few minutes hadn't been a dream and began freaking out all over again.
"Ohmygod, I didn't, we didn't, you didn't." Kim stammered.
**Crack**
Kim rubbed her cheek were Shego had just slapped her, being none to gentle about it. "Shego! What was that for?" A now enraged Kim yelled.
"To bring you back to reality." Shego replied offhandedly.
Kim sat there and thought for a second, then sighed. "Thanks… So what really happened last night?" Kim asked sheepishly, unsure if she wanted to hear the truth or not.
Shego let the girl squirm a minute before she told the redhead anything.
"You got drunk and passed out as we hit my place, so I brought you up and put you to bed."
"That's it?" Kim asked hopefully.
"That's it." Shego confirmed. "Though I was tempted to have my way with you."
Just as Kim opened her mouth to retort, Shego tossed the clothes in her face.
"Get dressed and come down stairs. I'll make breakfast." Shego told the redhead before she walked out the door, smirking to herself.
A few minutes later a dressed but still very disheveled Kim made it down to the kitchen. "So what exactly did happen last night? I really don't remember much." Kim inquired quietly.
"Nothing at all. You passed out in the car out front, I asked your crazy car if you had a roommate that could look after you. They said no, so I brought you up here." Shego said handing the hung over girl a hot cup of tea.
Kim sat down across from Shego, talking a sip of the tea. "Raven let you take me while I was out?" She asked.
"Under threat of heavy arms." Shego snorted.
"That sounds about right." Kim said. "So…"
"Nothing happened miss prude. Your virtue is intact, or at least as intact as it was before you went out last night." She added, which made Kim blush furiously as Shego had hopped it would.
Kim huffed a minute before finally yelling, "I am not a prude."
"Yeah right Kimmy. Then why where you freaking over waking up in some stranger's bed?" Shego asked, making it obvious she was waiting for an answer.
Kim spluttered for a few seconds before coming up with a reply. "I'm not a prude" A very bad reply.
"Relax pumpkin. Were not guys, you don't have to prove anything to me, but I could tell you a thing or two if you wanted me to." Shego said with a wink.
"Umm…no that's OK" Kim said with her face still burning red.
"Anyway, your crazy car is out front. Have some breakfast, then you can head out to where ever it is you head out to." Shego said.
"Don't let them hear you say that." Kim said sipping her tea.
"You mean Raven." Shego stated, rather then asked.
"Yeah, she's a bit moody." Kim said with a slight scowl.
"Ya think?" Shego said getting up and heading for the fridge.
"The tweebs programmed her, give me a break." Kim said throwing up her arms. "What are you doing anyway?" She asked, trying to change the subject.
"Making breakfast." Shego said pulling out a carton of eggs and some cheese from the fridge.
"You cook?" Kim asked.
"Doy. See eggs, cheese." Shego said showing her the two items in her hands. "See stove, pan." She said gesturing towards her stove.
Kim rolled her eyes. "Could you be anymore sarcastic?"
Shego stopped to think for a second. "Yeah probably." She responded, before heading over to the stove and cracked some eggs into a bowl. Kim really didn't have any response to that, so she just sat there and watched Shego cook. A few minutes later Shego set a simple egg and cheese omelet in front of both of them. "Eat up." Kim dug in not realizing how hungry she was, then dropped her fork mid bite.
"Oh come on Kimmy, my cooking's not that bad." Shego said. More then slightly annoyed at the redheads open rudeness.
"Oh Sorry. No, this is good, I just realized I totally ditched Mo." Kim said with a look of horror on her face.
Shego just rolled her eyes. "What grade are you in pumpkin? She's all grown up now, I'm sure she found her own fun."
"Your no use." Kim huffed.
"Again I say, Doy. Sarcastic one remember?" Shego shot back.
"What ever, I still need to call her and say sorry."
"OK Miss Perfect." Shego stabbed again.
Kim just stuck her tongue out at the green women before picking up her kimmunicator. Rather then call, she sent her friend a quick text message saying sorry that she bailed on her.
Shego gave Kim a 'you have got to be kidding' look.
"What?" She shot back at the green women. "I didn't want to wake her." She huffed, seeing no response coming.
Shego just rolled her eyes. "So how's your head?" She asked, a little louder then she needed to.
"Ga. Fine unless you yell." She said holding her temples. "Don't suppose you have some aspirin?" Kim asked hopefully.
"Amateur. Always keep aspirin in your purse." She said as she headed over to a cupboard by the sink, and tossed Kim a bottle of the drug in question.
"I wasn't expecting to get hammered." Kim responded popping off the top off the bottle.
"That's the point Pumpkin. You never know what's going to happen, there are always a few things you never leave home with out." Shego said sitting down, and handing Kim a bottle of water.
"Noted." Kim said taking the bottle. She didn't think twice before popping two pills and downing half the bottle. "Thank you Shego, I should probably get going and let you have your apartment back."
"Yeah whatever. Have those cleaned before you drop them back off." She said gesturing to the cloths Kim was wearing.
"What? Oh yeah, forgot what I was wearing." Kim said before gathering up her clothing and getting ready to head out. Just as she's about to shut the door she heard one final shout.
"Oh and Cupcake, I'll be at the club next Friday. So feel free to find me and bring an overnight bag." Shego yelled from the kitchen.
Kim didn't say anything back as she shut the door and headed out to the elevator, it was only then that she realized, she wasn't awake when she get there so she had no idea where Shego's place was. Though really it wasn't a problem, she could navigate the world, an apartment shouldn't be a problem, or the following drive home. She could always have Raven and Starfire help her drive if she needed to. After a few minutes of wandering, she managed to find the elevator. Which also happened to be the only other door on the floor. As the door's closed she got a good look at the elevator's control panel and noticed one very big detail. There was only two buttons in this elevator. One labeled garage, the other, penthouse. Then it dawned on her, one of the few fuzzy memories she could make out from the previous night, Shego lived in the Central Tower, and apparently owned the penthouse.