A/N: My failed attempt at humor... first fic, so, if it's bad, blame it on... somebody that's not me.

I don't own Naruto... and sorry the chapter's short... first fanfic ever so I have no idea how to handle writer's block. Oh yeah, sasunaru-ness.

Team 7 was assembled on a bridge. You might ask why, but that would be too troublesome to answer because, you see, their conversation was much more interesting.

"NARUTO! Apologize to Sasuke-kun for... talking!"

'God, I hate her.'

'Would she just shut the hell up for once?!'

Apparently, Naruto had woken up today and... been himself... And everybody knows that that leads to a very angry Sakura. To put it simply, she's a bitch.

"But Sakura-chaaaaan! I didn't do anything!", 'Even though you're too stupid to realize that.' The blonde boy said.

"Yes you did, yo-"

Sakura was (thankfully) cut off as their four-hours-late sensei arrived. "Yo! Sorry I'm late, you see, this lady got her hand stuck in a pickle jar, and she was so shocked that she couldn't move and-"

The word "LIAR!" Could be heard from the Water Country. If you don't know who said that, then I truly pity you.

"Anyway, onto more pressing matters! We have a VERY important mission to accomplish... and... well..."

Naruto cut in, "A MISSION! YATTA! B rank? A rank? A plus rank?"

"Um... no... but... it does have to do with ramen!" Kakashi said, trying to shut the boy up.

Apparently, it didn't work. "Ramen? RAMEN?!"

"Yes, we are searching for some runaway chickens." Kakashi explained casually.

Sakura (annoyingly) interrupted, "Um, sensei? What do chickens have to do with ramen?"

"Chicken ramen... DUH!" Naruto stated like it was the most obvious thing in the world, enjoying the fact that he was smarted than the prissy pink psycho for once. 'Damn straight!'

"Naruto! You are correct!" Everybody sweatdroped (and I mean everybody, including the hokage, the rookie 9 the other 3, the senseis, the other townspeople, the animals...) Except for Naruto who was obliviously dancing around Sasuke chanting, "I'm smart, I'm smart, who's the dobe now?"

After Naruto was finished celebrating, team 7 went out to find the chickens.

"Itatchi-sama, we've found the target." Kisame said while staring at a gold head of hair directly below them.

"Good, good, cameras!" Itatchi said to Kisame.

Kisame replied by taking out a walkie-talkie, "Posts 1, 3, 20, and 40 should have a clear shot of Naruto-kun. Go for it, troops!" all the sudden, the clearing in which Naruto and Sasuke were searching for some chickens lighted up.

"AAHHHH the posse! They're after me! I stole some ramen! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" More flashes. Naruto was confused. "Hey Sasuke, do you think that's your fanclub?" Naruto whispered into Sasuke's ear.

'Stupid fangirls disrupting my time with Naruto... I had a good angle for looking at Naruto's ass... damn.' "Hn... maybe." He threw a kunai at one of the flashes. Sand flew up and stopped it in the middle of its flight.

"That's strange... this is a forest... were'de the sand come from?" Naruto said, confused and dazed from all the flashing lights. Everybody in the 'posse' sweatdroped... and so did Sasuke. 'He's so unbearably cute...'

'Why the hell is Gaara here?!' Sasuke thought frantically.

"Day one of the 'Official Naruto FanBOY Club' in progress. We have sworn to stalk Naruto until the day we die because he's just so damn sexy-"Itatchi said into a camera.

"Itatchi-sama, we don't have time to go on a Naruto-is-so-sexy rant right now." Kisame said, slightly annoyed at said man.

"Fine... well, day one is commencing and... we are currently stalking Naru-chan... but... what is this? That damn Sasuke is here! My stupid brother must be here to steal him from us!" Itachi growled.. "Anyway, the Naru-chan fanclub has (surprisingly) many, many, many, many members. The president is, me, Itatchi. The Vise-president is Kisame... the rest of the group consists of, Kakashi, Iruka, Hayate, Neji, Gaara, Kiba, Shikamaru, and various other un-important villagers... oh yeah, some guy who looks strange with the name, Hinaro."