A/N: This is some random story I thought off the other day. This is my first story so be nice. Please!!

I hope you can tell me what you think of it. I'm not good at comedy but I'll try my best!! ^W^ Thank you and enjoy!!!


Round one: Fail!!

The director gripped his microphone tightly in his fist as his voice grew louder as he placed his lips on it.

"OK. Take three, everyone in position now. This time get your parts right."

On the other side of the warehouse, everything was put into place. Everyone brushed themselves off as they prepared for the third time today. Children were told what to do. Little heads bowed in understanding there parts.

The scene began.

Cloud slowly opened his eyes. Children smiled down on him as he acknowledged his surroundings. He was in a church. Not a church, that church, the one that he'll always know.

He got up. He soon found himself standing in a huge lake-like puddle. Around him, people stood smiling at him, and cheering that he was alive. His eyes landed on his friends. Tifa smiled at him with Marlene and Denzel standing in front of her. Cloud walked over to them and motioned Denzel to come.

Cloud took him to the center of the puddle. He cupped his hands and put them under the water. Slowly he lifted his hands above Denzel and let the water spill on top of Denzel's head. Slowly, his illness went. He smiled at Cloud for the first time in months.

Other children jumped into the puddle, laughing and cheering. Cloud looked at the entrance of the church and he froze. Aerith looked at him and smiled, knowing that her job was done. She turned around. Zack waved at him and slowly followed Aerith into the bright light.

Cloud smiled as he watched them leave. That didn't last. Zack didn't notice the wire in front of fell forward, arms waving to grab something to stop him. He grabbed Aerith's dress and they both fell to the ground with a splat.

"CUT!!! What are you doing Fair?!" The Director bellowed. He stomped his way to the two on the ground. Zack slowly pulled himself up, clutching his bleeding nose.

"I think I broke my nose." Zack announced. The Director slapped himself in the face.

"Idiot!"

He turned around and saw that all the crew and actors were "rolling on the floor" laughing. The Director scowled them but turned to the camera crew. "How much did we get?"

"We got everything on film sir!" He snickered.

Ignoring the "hey" from his Actor. He spoke, "we'll use it, and we just have to cut out the idiocy of that dumb-ass."

"I can hear you know," Zack pouted, "that wasn't nice." Zack crossed his arms, his nose still pouring blood.

"Can someone please help him, and also, bring me a burrito. Come on people."


A/N : I know it's short I was going to put round 2 with it but decided to separate them so you can find them easily.

Yup, ^W^ if you guessed that they are filming Advent Children, then you get a cookie!!!

Please tell me what you think, I know there's a lot of mistakes so please be nice. See you next time!! :D