Title: Winner/Loser
Pairing: Seth/Ryan
Summary: Seth loses. Sort of.
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"But Ryan… you promised…."
"I did not."
"Yes, you did. You said-"
"I said, 'maybe if I'm comatose.' And that was still only a 'maybe.' And since I'm completely conscious, the answer is no."
"Ryan, what kind of boyfriend are you?"
"Drop it Seth, you're not going to win."
"Well, what else are we going to do on a Saturday night if we're not watching the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy? You're no fun. You never like any of my ideas, and now you're calling me a loser."
"We could have sex."
Seth is suddenly okay with losing.
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Please review. I go to my profile and I see the hits, but there aren't any reviews. It makes me feel so empty inside, like I'm alone without anyone to love me. Do you know what that kind of pain feels like? No. You don't. So review, to save me from my eternal desolation (please).
If you're about to leave without reviewing, you're a sick sadist.
I hope you're happy.
Jerk.