Two figures lay in a twin sized bed in the ghettos of Konoha. The alarm in the bedroom blinked 12:00 due to the rain falling outside the window.
Naruto smiled as he looked at the blonde haired goddess lying on his chest. Her short breaths constantly raising and lowering her chest, her heart so close to his almost reverberating off of each others. He sighed; she would have to go home soon. Perhaps in a day or two.
"I don't want to go home." Came a little, muffled voice from his chest.
Naruto chuckled…
"You know gaara would kill me if you didn't."
Temari no Subaku pouted as she looked up at her lover.
"How long do we have to wait again?" she asked.
"Oh, anxious to get in my pants then?"
She grinned as she leaned up and whispered into his ear, her breath tickling him.
"You bet…"
Sighing Naruto sat up placing his feet on the cold concrete floor. Still wrapped in the sheets, Temari wrapped her petite arms around his waist and leaned into his back.
"Just until…you're safe…"
That was one thing that was a bit of a chink in their relationship. Naruto was way too overprotective.
"Nothing's going to happen sweetie."
"I know…but… if it did…I could never forgive myself."
So they stayed like that, watching the moon from a dusty old apartment in Konoha…She wouldn't have it any other way.
(Gate's of Konoha. 4 am)
And so it was that Temari had to leave again. Naruto sighed as he watched his girlfriend leave the village. He remembered her parting words clearly…
And if I catch you with another woman…I'll kill her…then I'll rip your dick off…love you baby!
Naruto chuckled as he walked back to his house in his pajamas.
Gotta get ready for work, who would have though, Naruto: Ninja and part time chef/waiter.
Money's hard to come around these days kit…
Ain't it the truth mate?
I don't see why you bother working at the stupid restaurant. You make enough money to sustain 2 people. And Temari's not a superficial girl.
I know but…remember when we saw Sasuke at Koishii?
(Flashback.)
"Hi my name is Naruto, and I'll be serving you guys tonight. Would you guy's like to start off with an appetizer?"
Looking up from his order pad he saw Sakura and Sasuke were the customers. This was awkward…
"Umm hey Naruto…what are you doing here?" asked the pink haired girl who was covered in all sorts of jewellery from head to toe.
Naruto of-course thought the answer to his question was obvious.
"I uh…I work here when we don't have missions."
He always wore his headband around his neck, people tended to tip more when they saw you were a shinobi.
Sasuke chuckled.
"Why would you work when you could train dobe?"
Naruto sighed. Here we go…
"To pay the bills teme, now do you want something to eat or can I just bring you two a glass of water?"
Sasuke of-course pouted and began to brood.
"No we'll order, I'll have a 30oz prime rib steak, Broccoli on the side and Sakura what do you want?"
Sakura who saw the sparks flying between the two boys was in a very awkward position.
"I'm not very hungry; I'll just have a sushi platter."
"Very well, what would you like to drink?"
Sasuke eyed Naruto suspiciously…he wasn't going to waste this chance to rub it in…
"Your most expensive bottle of wine…dobe."
Naruto was raging on the inside. He gritted out a response.
"Very well sir."
Naruto started steaming through the ears as he walked away to his next table.
Kit, just ignore the teme and make the bank.
He started to service another table, where a kid had asked for him to do a magic trick.
Naruto loved doing tricks for his customers.
"Ok well I think I'll need my brother to help me out I'll be right back."
Naruto walked away and made a Kage bunshin and returned to the table.
"You know Naruto…I think we need another one, Hang on I'll get Naruto."
The Kage bunshin walked off and broke into two, he repeated the cycle until there were 5 Kage bunshin at the table.
"Ok this is what I'm going to do. My brothers took a bit too long to get here so I think that I'll have to make them disappear what do you think?"
Obviously the kid obliged.
And Poof. The 4 other Naruto's were gone and the table broke into applause.
Naruto bowed and headed off to the kitchen where he saw Sasuke's order was ready.
Deep breaths Naruto…In…out…
He grabbed the plate and headed towards the table.
What he failed to notice was that Sasuke had Infact setup ninja wire to two tables in the path of Naruto.
And Naruto comes tumbling down.
The food goes flying onto Naruto of-course and the bottle of wine is smashed on the floor.
The whole restaurant pauses to look at the commotion.
Sasuke laughed while Sakura clearly wore a look that said 'I'm sorry'.
"Pick it up dobe…"
Naruto gritted his teeth.
"Pick. It .Up."
Naruto prepares to lunge before Temari comes through the door after seeing the whole thing through the window.
"Naruto, gaara wants to see you."
Naruto's killer intent falls to the ground as he is helped up by Temari.
"I apologize but I can see that I'm wanted and frankly I doubt that your dinner is as important as the Kazekage, you'll have to excuse me."
They take each step seriously trying desperately to keep a strait face. As they hit the door, they burst out laughing and run down the street.
(End flashback.)
Naruto reaches his house to find an Angry Gaara at his front door.
Fucking A…
I dunno I felt like writing.