Being of the less than gullible, asks-way-too-many-questions persuasion, I was watching the Fellowship of the Ring when it was like, Frodo couldn't have gone very far from the river with the two minutes he had unless he was sprinting all out, and wouldn't he have been winded when Boromir found him (which he wasn't) and-yeah. Then Boromir starts YELLING, and despite how close they are, NO ONE, not even the ELF who hears EVERYTHING hears it? Um, yeah, I think not. So I wrote this to soothe my savage little question-asking demon.
Enjoy!