Here it is. My first Mummy fanfiction. Well, I hope you people like it! It's not that great at first, but by inspiration gears are just starting to work again. Enjoy! (and review) :)
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From: ikilledyourmummy(at)cairoxpress. com
To: mummykillerjr.(at)cairoxpress. com, bookworm(at)cairoxpress. com, johnathan(at)cairoxpress. com
Subject: Surprise!
Hey O'Connell family! (and Jonathan…)
To celebrate my promotion at Cairo X-Press Adventures Inc., I want to treat everybody to a family vacation! Don't worry, this isn't another treasure hunting trip; instead, we're going to a super secret location somewhere in…(queue dramatic music) the world…oooh….
Ok, anyway, three clues: 1. The name of the secret location (not specifying if it's a country or continent or river or vehicle or you get the point) begins with the letter A. Or C. Or even P. Maybe possibly S.; 2. It is warm.; And 3. Well, I can't think of anything else…so start packing!
-Rick
PS: Jonathan, dude, you really need a better e-mail address.
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From: bookworm(at)cairoxpress. com
To: ikilledyourmummy(at)cairoxpress. com
Subject: Oooooh!
Rick, do you seriously have any idea how difficult it is to pack for a trip when you don't know where you're going? "Someplace warm…"
Seriously, what am I supposed to pack? A suitcase full of bikinis, mini-skirts, and teeny-bopper tanks? And will we need mosquito nets, and sunscreen, and tanning solution, and parasols, and oh my, the list goes on…
Don't expect any coffee tomorrow morning mister! I am officially not speaking to you, except via electronics, unless you tell me where we're going!
-Your wife
PS: and don't forget to fix the faucet, it's rather drippy.
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From: ikilledyourmummy(at)cairoxpress. com
To: bookworm(at)cairoxpress. com
Subject: Re: Oooooh!
Umm…well…we're not going to Egypt
PS: fixing the faucet is Jonathan's job. You know, drippy is as drippy does…
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From: mummykillerjr.(at)cairoxpress. com
To: ikilledyourmummy(at)cairoxpress. com
Subject: Re:Surprise!
Dad,
Ths is lyk, t0tly L33t! OMG!!! R we going 2 lyk, Wyoming? IDK, but that place s0unds HAWT!
TTYL, Alex
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From: xJonathanrocksyoursocksx(at)cairoxpress. com
To: ikilledyourmummy(at)cairoxpress. com
Subject: no subject
Is this better, old chap?
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Well, I hoped you enjoyed this! Please feel free to leave a review on the way out!