A/N: Hello, luverly readers! I wrote this last night at 3:30 in the morning. I had three cups of coffee at 10:00 and couldn't sleep, so I decided to write this! It's for Legally Blonde the Musical and it's Elle/Emmett of course! Some of the flashbacks take place during the musical. Author's notes are bolded and flashbacks are italicized. Alrighty then! Enjoy, and please, please, please, please, PLEASE review, whether you like it or not! Please and thank you!

Disclaimer: I do nawt own "Legally Blonde the Musical". Also, this oneshot includes dialogue from the musical.

"It's very practical. It's shampoo and conditioner in one", Emmett explained.

"Oh, Emmett! It's perfect!" Elle squealed.

As Elle pulled him in for a hug, he allowed his lips to twist into a small smile. God, he loved her so much. He sniffed and took in the sweet scent of her shiny, flowing blonde hair, and felt her velvety smooth skin against his. She was so beautiful. Perhaps, the most beautiful woman he had ever met. Almost out of nowhere, Elle abruptly pulled away from Emmett. He spun around discover Warner standing in Elle's magenta doorway.

"Elle, have you seen Vivienne?" Warner interrogated, as Elle simply stood there admiring him, looking like nothing but a brainless blonde.

"Yeah, uh, I mean no."

"Great, we're gonna miss our flight!" Warner shouted in a rather frustrated tone as he fled the room.

"Uhm, Elle?"

She continued to stay in her own little Warner daydream.

"Elle?"

God, Emmett loathed Warner. How could he have this power over her? Elle was so beautiful, and strong, and smart, and brilliant and wonderful, and whenever Warner was in a ten foot radius, she became nothing but another California blonde. God, and the way she looked at him. God, he wished she'd look at him like that. Like, she loved him more than anything. Like she would move three thousand miles away from her home to be with him. But, no. Girls like Elle didn't get guys like Emmett. They always got the Warner-esque guys who, although a small percent of people could see it, were simply world class jerks that didn't care about anything but their own reflection.

"I don't know if you've noticed before, but each time Warner walks through the door, your IQ drops down to forty, maybe less," Emmett observed.

"Hm?" Elle mumbled, coming out of her trance.

"Though it's hardly my business to say, could it be the real thing in your way, is the very guy you're trying to impress" Emmett continued.

"Yes! I've been smiling and sweet, thoroughly beaten, blowing my chance, let's not chance him away, let's face him and say 'Hey Punk, let's dance!'" Elle realized.

Finally. Maybe she finally realized that Warner was just ruining her chances. He was distracting her and compelling her to think that she could do anything less than everything. But she still loved him. She would never love him. If she stopped loving Warner one day, there would always be someone else.

Emmett smirked at this memory. He sure was right. There was always gonna be someone else. It was never gonna be him. He thought that when they got engaged it meant she finally loved him, but apparently not.

Emmett couldn't believe she was graduating. It seemed like just yesterday he had been queerly staring at her as she entered the gates of 'Harvard Law School' in her fuchsia ensemble. He was so proud of her, and loved her more than anything, but she still didn't know it. At least she finally got over Warner. Oh, well. He was being selfish. She deserved so much better than him anyway. She deserved someone who was successful and good-looking and smart. Someone who could give her all she ever dreamed of and more. And as much to Emmett's disappointment, that wasn't him.

"Oh! And if you could give me one second before we all go, Emmett Forrest please make me the happiest woman I know."Elle exclaimed as she hopped onto one knee and offered Emmett a ring placed in a miniscule black box.

He had to be on 'Candid Camera'. Where was Allen Funt? Nowhere to be seen. Th-that meant this was real. This was real. This was reality. The only word his brain could process was 'Omigod'.

"Omigod!" Emmett shouted as Elle pulled him in for a long passionate kiss.

Emmett felt a small tear fall from his eye. He wasn't good enough. She would always love Warner.

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Elle sat alone in her pink convertible, sobbing her eyes out.

Elle sat alone in her office at "Savongo Law", the law firm in which she worked, reading through the paperwork for a case she was working on for Warner as she heard a firm knock on her door. She immediately rose and sauntered towards the door. As she swung it open. Warner stood there, with the usual conceited smirk spread across his face.

"Warner! I was just working on the paperwork for your case! What do you need?"Elle inquired.

"Hey there, Pooh Bear", Warner suavely stated with a cocky smirk.

"Elle. Call me Elle. I'm your lawyer, not your girlfriend. Now what do you need?" Elle coldly asked.

Warner slammed the door behind him and gave Elle a sly smile. He then proceeded to push her against a wall and and began to kiss her. Elle desperately attempted to pull away, and when she had almost been successful, she heard her door fly open as Warner immediately flew ten feet away from her, and before her stood Emmett Forrest. Her fiancé and the love of her life.

"Emmett, th-this isn't what it looks like", Elle stuttered.

Emmett stormed out and Elle could have sworn she saw tears falling from his deep blue eyes.

"Warner! What are you doing?!" Elle angrily screeched.

"Pooh Bear, we were so great together!" Warner explained.

"Are you serious?! I'm engaged to Emmett! I love Emmett!In case you've forgotten, I refused you when you proposed! How dare you!"

"But-"

"Just get out of my office!"

Elle brought herself back to reality as she stepped out of her car and meekly strolled toward the apartment she shared with her fiancé. He never wanted her to work with Warner in the first place.

"Hello, Little Miss Woods Comma Elle" Emmett smiled as he kissed his fiancé on the cheek.

"Mm, hi." Elle happily muttered, "I need to talk to you."

"What about?" Emmett curiously asked.

"So, Warner came by my office today. His boss is suing him for sexually harassing her, and he wants me to defend him."

"What?!"

"I know, right?"

"Elle, you can't take this job!"

"Why not?"

"It's-It's just a bad idea".

"Emmett! Please! Warner's gonna paying me a lot, hm, say, now that I think about it, it'd be enough to pay for that hotel in Fiji you wanna stay at on our Honeymoon", Elle slyly suggested.

"But-", Emmett rebutted.

"C'mon Emmett! Pleeeaaassseee!"Elle pouted.

"Fine", Emmett sighed, although he was still clearly not supporting the idea.

"Thank you!" Elle screeched as she pulled him in for a kiss.

Elle dug though her pink Fendi purse until she discovered her house key and slowly opened the door to reveal Emmett sitting on their couch, his eyes red and puffy.

"Emmett! Thank God you're here! Let me explain!" Elle began.

"Explain what? How you've always loved Warner and you're sorry I had to find out like this? Hm?" Emmett interrogated, his voice cracking.

"No! Look, Warner just walked into the office, and began kissing me! That was it! It was nothing!" Elle pleaded.

"That's just what you want me to think! Give me one reason to believe you!" Emmett snorted.

Elle sighed. This wasn't the way she wanted to tell him, but oh well.

Elle had been nauseous for days. Every morning she would throw up a bare minimum of three times. She was pretty positive she had the stomach flu, but was simply confused on why it was lasting for so long. Finally, after tolerating this for a month, she decided to go see a doctor.

"Hello, Miss, how may I help you?" the receptionist questioned as Elle entered the office of Dr. Carbuckle.

"Um, my name's Elle Woods and I have a 9AM appointment" Elle explained.

"Perfect timing, the doctor can take you back now", she informed Elle.

And with that, Elle followed a nurse back to be checked.

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Approximately one hour later, Elle had been checked over. The doctor entered the room holding a clipboard that was a nauseating shade of yellow.

"Miss Woods?"

"Yes?"Elle asked.

"You most definitely do not have the stomach flu", the Dr. Carbuckle informed her.

"First of all, I love you, and you should trust me. Secondly, I went to the doctor yesterday. I'm pregnant." Elle stated.

And with that, Emmett Forrest's heart broke. She was pregnant. They were finally going to be together forever. How could he be so naïve? She loved Warner, not him. She never would love him. And she was pregnant with Warner's child.

"Emmett. Say something."

"Well, I hope you, Warner, and Warner Huntington IV will be very happy together."

Good? Bad? Okay? Please review! I promise I love Elle and Emmett together and I loathe Elle and Warner together, so they'll have a happy ending, no worries. This is a two parter, so the second part will be up most likely before January 7th. Alrighty then, push the pretty little button and review, review, review!