Inu: Welcome! You should be happy, this is a secret story. Meaning, it is not and never was intended to be a fanfic on here...

~START~

It was another day, another piece of hell. Konata sighed, she sat in the back of the bus alone as usual. "Why do you sit back here?" Asked a boy about a year older than her. He had brown spiky-ish hair and wore lots of foresty colors.

"None of your business." Konata growled. "Now back the fuck off..."

"I can't! Cuz I don't want people to be alone!" The boy smiled. "My names Draco by the way!"

"Konata, very unpleasant to meet you." Konata sighed. She flicked some of her long blue hair out of her face.

"Now, answer my first question!" Draco exclaimed.

"Hm? Oh yeah...I'm always back here, I ain't got much people to be with...none at all..." Konata explained. "So I just stay outta everyone else's way, they don't like me anyways..."

"But, you kinda seem nice! Like after a while!" Draco smiled. "Besides the sword...why do you carry that? Isn't that a school regulation not to have one?"

"Not for me..." Konata sighed and smiled sadly. "I don't have to follow any of those rules since they just blow it off as me not being raised correctly. See, I don't have parents...I live alone because I don't want to be in an orphanage..." Konata leaned back in the seat and looked up at the ceiling of the bus. "I do everything myself, and my house was paid off by the neighbors...they say my parents died, but I don't believe them..."

"Why wouldn't you? Don't think nice people like neighbors would lie..." Draco questioned.

"Yeah, well, I've died before. There was no trace of them in Hell or Heaven, I asked Satan and God too..." Konata growled lowly. The bus came to a stop at the front of the school, "By the way, for your own good stay away from me. Got it!?" Konata then left the bus.

Draco laughed, following at a slower pace. "Like I'd ever leave!"

~DURING CLASS~

"Kira, answer!" The teacher snapped. Konata sighed and stood up.

"Listen bitch, my name is Konata. My last name is not my first name!" Konata growled. "Anyways, the answers 2.046."

"Correct. And do not be like that child! A five year old like you should not use that language!" The teacher scolded.

"Oh, sorry!" Konata stated sarcastically and rolled her eyes. "What are ya gonna do? Call my parents? Any family member? Sorry, bitch. I have no family." Konata sat back down in her seat and crossed her arms, school was quite an evil place for her, even Hell was better.

~AFTER SCHOOL~

"Hey Draco! You got guts to hang out with that Demon!" One boy laughed.

"Demon? What do you mean?" Draco asked, he was major confused. Konata seemed nice but...a demon could never be a nice nickname

"Yeah! Kira'a the demon! She'll hurt you if you even get close! That's what the sword's for!" Another boy explained.

"Keep talking and you're next on the list." Konata snapped. "Listen, it's your fault got it!? Back off of me and I'll back off of you. It's as simple as that."

"Whatever Demon!" The first boy smirked. "Like you could do anything! You're too weak! I bet you barely eat!"

"Really now? Cuz I can cook, idiot..." Konata sighed and started walking off. "I have no time for a bunch of bastards..."

"Konata! Wait up!" Draco shouted, he started walking with her after he caught up. "Do they really call you 'demon' all the time?"

"Yeah, just like usual I guess..." Konata sighed.

"That's terrible!" Draco growled. "They shouldn't be doing that!"

"No one cares, even the principal calls me 'demon', it's something I'm used to..." Konata explained.

"Really?" Draco asked. Konata nodded. "That sucks...hey, what's your house like, y'know, a borghter subject!"

"You can come see if ya want...I wouldn't say it's much at all..." Konata gave the brunette a small smile.

"Awesome!" Draco exclaimed.

-LATER-

"NOT MUCH!? You've got to be kidding me!" Draco exclaimed. "The house is huge! Three stories is definitely much!"

"The third floor just has my instruments and weapons..." Konata sighed.

"Hey, what's this thing?" Draco asked, he picked up a giant egg.

"It's an egg, I don't know what it's for though...so I'm waiting for it to hatch..." Konata explained. "Basically it's my pet..."

"A pet egg...that's an easy to care for pet..." Draco chuckled.

~ONE YEAR LATER~

"C'mon Konata! Let's go to your house! I wanna go!" Draco exclaimed.

Konata growled lowly. "Whatever, Drac. Whatever floats your...pineapple..."

"Pineapple? AWESOME!" Draco shouted.

"Draco Corvi, how am I even friends with you!?" Konata growled.

"Because I'm that annoying retard—"

"Bastard."

"I don't cuss and you're a year younger than me so you shouldn't either. Anyways, annoying retard that never backed off, even when you told me to!" Draco explained. He grabbed Konata's wrist and dragged her in the direction of her house. "Onward to the Kira household!"

"Drac! Let go of me you fucker!"

"No!" How this friendship came to be? No one understands. Despite anything anyone and told him, Draco pursued to be Konata's friend and he succeeded. It's quite the pleasant feeling to be friends with Konata, even if she is...the demon.

~END~

Inu: so? Well, I already know how the whole story goes! You people don't though, so that is good? I don't know...