Hello, I am zero12789. This I my first ever fan fic. So far I am proud of it. This will be more about the action for a few chapters, smut comes later. NaruSaku, SasuHina, yes. Have to decide by popular vote by you the readers on this pairing ShikaIno or ShikaTem. The loser for this vote will be with another person. Put them in your review.

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. IF I DID THEN THIS WOULD BE IN THE MANGA IN SOME YEARS AS A LAST ADVENTURE FOR THE TEAM TO END THE SERIESE the original manga is owned by Masashi Kishimoto (Mangaka GOD)

The parts in parentheses are intentional for humor

A New Order

By Andrew J Prior

Chapter 1: Introductions

Team 7 was walking the well-beaten path back to Konoha. It had been over 7 years since they had been reunited after the death of Itachi by the combined hands of Naruto and Sasuke. The darker of the two had changed drastically over the last 6 years. He had become kinder and gentler and was not averse to laughing in public on occasion. Yet he still retained an air about him as it as if saying, "don't fuck with me" or "leave me alone". The blond had also changed. He was tough as nails and somewhat less annoying, but still held onto his boyish charm, unbeatable sprit, huge appetite, and his kindness. Said shinobis were walking down the road with their pink haired teammate in tow, chuckling at their antics. Sakura had changed as well. She had become more beautiful and curvaceous. At time she was softer around the edges but still had that killer temper. (They all started reading Icha Icha to see what the hype was about and none of them have stopped reading them. Just FYI). The boys were trying to outdo the other by quoting rules and regulation from the scrolls on shinobi conduct. They would be doing something better, but they were far too tired to continue such physical activities as hauling huge rocks, jumping contests, uprooting trees, and seeing who could make the biggest fireball.

They had just completed an S-rank mission. For the last two months they had been under cover in a small town outside of Sand posing as two merchants and the wife. Naruto and Sakura played the part of the married couple with ease while Sasuke had to remind them to act professional on many occasions. Their mission: to infiltrate a secured base and eliminate a rouge shinobi band that was plotting a coup d'état against Sunagakure. Although this was unnecessary as Gaara was still in command as the Kazekage, but had recently fallen ill and they had planned to use that to their advantage. In the end, they were nothing more than third rate shinobi with big dreams. Though it was considered an S-rank mission, it felt to them as a B-rank at most. However, some of them had actually managed to land a few good punches on Naruto.

Later that night, Sakura had opted to kiss the pain away. Sasuke was unfortunately sleeping next door and …. well let's not say sleeping …. was attempting to sleep but was kept up most the night by continual moans and screams. Over the few months after Naruto had returned from training with Jiraiya, Sakura had fallen in love with the blond wonder. When Sasuke had returned, she was still elated, not for a returning love, but for the return of a dear friend. And Sasuke was glad to be back having fulfilled one of his goals. However was put under heavy probation for a year and half. Naruto was assigned to watch him. This was great for them because they could beat each other all the time. For the first six months, his chakra was restricted to the point where he could only activate his Sharingan and use taijutsu and he was banned from all missions. For that time Naruto and Sasuke happily pummeled each other almost daily while Sakura and Hinata simply watched or had light sparring sessions. But by comparison to the boys, they were merely thumb wrestling. After the six months were up he was allowed to use, at highest, C-Class ninjutsu and D-Class genjutsu for a period of six more months. After that, A-Class jutsus and C-rank missions. And finally, he was unrestricted, but required to attend monthly psyche evaluations and a seal expert checked his curse mark for recent activity.

As for his second goal of reviving his clan, he was on the dating circuit for some time. Not that there weren't any girls for him. There were tons of them that came in droves to the Uchiha compound every Friday (that was his date night). He was simply waiting for woman, not some bimbo fangirl. And as if it was like a corny overly scripted fanfic, Hinata appeared. (Yes people, in this one, Hinata has got the hots for Sasuke). Having finally worked up the courage to ask him out, he beat her to the buzzer, so to speak. And they had been dating since. They planned to get married in the fall.

Naruto had since found out his parentage from Tsunade after the death of Jiraiya at the hand of Pein. Although he was given the chance to change his name to Namikaze, he refused and kept the name Uzumaki. Thought he reveled in the fact that he was the son of the greatest shinobi ever produced by the leaf, he still held some ill will (All hail Foamy) towards his father for the whole demon fox thing. Beside that, he was given a hefty inheritance including the Namikaze estate, all funds held for him until he was 21, and access to a family scroll. Said scroll contained final messages to him from his mother and father as well as instructions for many powerful jutsus including the Hiraishin no Jutsu. He kept the letters on him at all times. Following instructions in the scroll he found hundreds of his father special kunai. He spent a good 5 months working the jutsu and finally could move any where he wanted within 10 meters of the trident kunai. Taking that a step further, he had the same seal place on Sakura's medical pouch and the hilt of Sasuke's chokutō (that sword on his back in Part II) as an added measure to protect them during dangerous missions. He even had one placed in his house, at Ichiraku Ramen Bar for the sheer convenience, and in a hidden location in Tsunade's office to pop in and out to bother her when he wanted and so that he could get there in an emergency when he becomes Hokage. As of the last year, they were all appointed as counsel to the Hokage and trusted to protect top secret and highly classified documents. That's enough introductions for now, back to the story.

The trio (that's right, Kakashi is not here, by the way he is dating Anko and boy is he whipped. But not much else about him has changed) are walking home from an overestimated S-rank mission and they couldn't be happier. Sasuke is happy because he gets to see Hinata again, Sakura because she has some time off from the hospital and wanted to try something with Naruto she had read about in the latest Icha Icha, and Naruto because he had not had any good ramen in over 2 months.

"Man, I can't wait to get home and see Hinata", stated Sasuke to no one in particular hoping to the find out what the other are thinking. (Sorry for this conversation. You already know what they are going to say, but what the hell)

"Me neither, I got some off from the hospital", said Sakura, 'and can't wait to spend some time with Naruto-Kun' she though with a light blush on her face and an upward glance at Naruto. (If you don't know what the smaller quotes mean, then you are dumb and should read an English book.)

"Yeah, I haven't had any good ramen in a wh…." Naruto hit the ground before he could finish. Apparently his face collided with Sakura's fist and he was flat on his back …10 meters ahead of them, at least that's how she told how it happened. Sasuke only laughed at their lover quarrel knowing why she hit him. "Sakura-chan, what was that for?"

"If you have to ask, then you don't deserve to know why", she told as she glared. 'Great, now was get to have make up sex later' she thought with another blush and a smile. When she looked up, she saw the familiar giant oak doors of Konoha and the great stone faces beyond them. "We're home", she yelled. Naruto picked his head at this and fell back into step with his friends. They entered the gates and were about to go their separate ways when they were attacked.

"What the fuck", Naruto yelled, pulling out his trident kunai with a swift flick of the wrist. It was the Anbu corps, 4 squads of 4 people each. They tried to fight them off but they were tired. In an instant they were cuffed and their chakra was suppressed. Sasuke was fitted with a blinder made of metal to cover his eyes. "What the hell are you doing?! I demand an explanation for this right now".

"Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, and Uzumaki Naruto, you are under arrest as you have been deemed hazardous to the new order and are to be imprisoned with the other until such time as you have been re-educated" an Anbu in a Wolf mask stated with authority in his voice.

Sasuke head perked up at this, "New order, what are you talking about, and what others are you talking about? We demand to speak to Tsunade", shouted Sasuke in the general direction of the Wolf.

"First of all, Tsunade is not here, she was persuaded to leave her office , as for the others; I speak of Inuzuka Kiba and his little dog too, Aburame Shino, Akimichi Choji, Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru, that traitorous Sai, Rock Lee, that foreign girl, Tenten (I made her Chinese in this one. Second generation Konoha shinobi), Hyuga Neji, and Hyuga Hinata" Sasuke head shot up with such force that it force the Anbu holding him to fall to the ground. He charged to the Wolf Anbu and tried to attack. Instantly, he was hit to the ground by his sword and kicked in the side for his trouble. Naruto ran to help, but was put down just a quickly.

"Under whose authority are we arrested?", asked Sakura in a hurt voice after watching her friend and lover beat to the ground.

The Wolf paused and clearly stated with a solemn tone, "Danzo."

Whoa that was intense. Even I can't wait to read what happens next. While writing I listened to "Then The Moring Comes" and "Come On Come On" by Smash Mouth, "One Fine Day" By The Offspring, "Drops of Jupiter" and "Calling All Angels" by Train, "Here It Goes" by Ok Go, "One Of Us" By Joan Osborne, "After Dark" by Asian Kung Fu Generation, and "Asterisk" by Orange Range